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“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“I’m what people DO!”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because I deleted the solar system.”
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.â€
“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.â€
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.â€
“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.â€
“You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
SEMI-REALTIME UPDATE: Part #4. Monday Afternoon 2/6/17:All, I just wanted to tell you how last night ended, but first I must say what a great game! Because the golf went to a playoff, my friend didn’t have time to make it over before his dinner
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