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dendropsyche: stunningpicture:So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane This is so fucking metal.
k-for-kris:ray-winters-spooks: gaythoughtsoflove: Oh shit. Of all of these, Pooh Bear got me bad.
davidabbruzzese: #i think that if i got to interview them one of the things i would do is just show them this with no context and just get their raw reactions i actually really do think about that a lot and i don’t understand why no one’s done that
americxan-horror-story:americxan-horror-story:heliolisk: american-fuckin-horror-story: i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this this deserves 12 oscars and a potato since this has 200k I’m about to literally do the whole song you thought i was
dongstomper69: stunningpicture: Creative kid. More creative mom. fucking idiot got owned
i got hooked on speed at the factory
raymondradioactive: awelltraveledwoman: karidevereaux: …an ode to 1970s skater girls. this is amazing I wish I could show this to parents who refuse to get their daughters skateboards because “girls don’t skate”Almost got written up for
theinnkeeperlibrarian:leepacey:a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for
snarkydiscolizard:snarkydiscolizard:IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.here, by request of more than one person:
legfruit:d0nn0: d0nn0: i got a headache :/ google says im gonna die why is google sending you death threats for having a headache
hughhighlander:Who needs a hairbrush when you’ve got momma. img via ratia ranch
sexydemonhunter:i-still-love-the-way-you-hurt-me:youcantcancelquidditch:nightvails: I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could. I
realitytvgifs: My anaconda don’t want none unless you got
mermaidfat:ablondewhitegirl:Daddy Daughter Black Out Breh If I uploaded all the pictures we got, we’d take over Ya dash. OMG. 😻😻😻
fuckingfabulousgee: morelikegerardway: singitforfrankiero:singitforfrankiero: singitforfrankiero: THE MCR BREAK UP POST IS GONE THE OFFICIAL MCR TWITTER BIO JUST GOT DELETED FROM PROMOTING MDNSY TO NOTHING THE COPY RIGHT ON THE WEBSITE WAS UPDATED.
welcome-to-the-crying-parade:because the dRUgS NevER WoRK[KICKS CHAIR]thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk[SMASHES TABLE]CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN[PUNCHES DOOR]THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
carrot0nesie: when ur dad comes home from work and he’s got attitude
cursedkennedy:I got a tattoo choker bc its obviously 1997
newtgender:ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
zackisontumblr: i got hoes in different area codes, one in my garage and one in my storage unit, i really like gardening
someonewithacoolsupernaturalurl: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: I’m going to go get myself a dr pepper from the fridge just got back from getting
classwarfairy:shout out to everyone who was forced to internalize all their emotions growing up and now have a constant underlying anger that colors every part of their lives bc they never got to learn how to process their feelings
queenc92: Can we talk about Lindsay Lohan for a minute? She’s dealt with a serious drug addiction and was bashed by the media for years. The girl has gotten her shit together. She got herself away from the people dragging her down, started working
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
baraskank:oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
spicy-vagina-tacos: If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors
niall’s knee hurts because he got the weight of the band on his shoulders
eggito:caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve
frankenkhrist:Jack White fangirling when Jimmy Page played ‘Whole Lotta Love’ has got to be the greatest thing ever.
coffeeandcheesecake:thereichenbachfinn: remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her and it was like really troy really really yeah if
tyleroakley: elephantintheroom:mvrcusrob:jolinxo: me as a mum “You got too hype.” Lmaoooooooooooo mamma was on it this is adorable
ragesyndrome: we tried to convince the history teacher that taylor swift ended the Cold War and he got so frustrated he just stared into the hallway for ten minutes
odins-one-eyed-fuck: I’ve got and aint one
smacked:when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school
jonkakes:artemia: note-a-bear: aminaabramovic: everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off this looks like so much fun Looks like that Dane Cook skit got a remix