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givemeexcessofship: say-zar: imaginingfreedom: clown-dick: id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please”
thirstfollower: theycallme-dick: pierce-alexandria-with-sirens: remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101? look at him now and remember the guy who played Chase? look at him now remember the guy who played logan? look at him now how do
sams-supernatural-dick: “Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-”
lifewasted: what the penis did you just fucking say to me… what does that have to do with anything… wow. i climb out of bed the crack of dick in the morning to sit in a courtroom next to a bewildered bassist to deal with legal bullshit and you patronize
venelite: coco-moore: Pearl Jam, 1993 by Neal Preston I’m never going to ride his dick, but at least I get to see him live
felitomkinson: “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” well not my fault your dick game weak
otaku-4-life: awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count if you’re fat” neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
Reblog if you think Nash Grier is a dick.
eu0a: my dick is so small
sanhaim: t-h-o-t-h: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: i think we found the opposite of nash greir I’m glad people are seeing this As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.
sittything: when boys send u dick pics send them this gif
dazedandconfusedbeyond: GUYS WE FOUND THE LAST POSTER FOR CITIZEN DICK IN SEATTLE!!
sideb00b: sideb00b: I’ll keep you posted. I wish he would just be a dick to me and allow me to move on..
actionables: today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’
badnatured: no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
semi-attractive: reblog if u suck 20 dicks everyday or enjoy listening to music
thewomanfromitaly: i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet
redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t
bite-me-assbutt: tarynel: karkats-vantasies: gildings: I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. I love girls who have clean, tight grammar I like big dicks. Thank you for your contribution.
slutty-ukes: fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please
thebsdboys: OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
the-dick-lord-levi: So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” And
the-beautyprocess: your-milk-has-a-dick: Hole, 1994 Iv always loved this photoshoot
your-milk-has-a-dick: Reading Festival 1994
nickyrads: leander-ligo: lordthundercox: Yes, it does. Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time
babeimgonnaleaveu: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant photographed by Dick Barnatt, 1968.
bluejaysaremagic: spoopytobio: cool tips for having fun during october: dont post screamers dont post popups dont post anything that could cause panic/anxiety attacks dont be a dick The spook is fun but that is not spook. That is not fun for anyone.
jerkidiot: that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
envycamacho: do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
feyminism-blog: Every single holiday a dick in a box!
queersmoot: castiels-celestiel-dick: In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
dangergays: boys will go around judging girls if their asses and boobs aren’t exactly to their liking but the moment a girl isn’t impressed by their 4 inch dick they’re being “oppressed” and “have to conform to ridiculous standards”
zacefronsbf: how to ride a dick by nick jonas
brassy: brassy: can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it
fuckfuckandfuckk: carry-on-my-otp: Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya! What an ass
scienceyeah: destinymc: BRO now you guys can finally take dick pics
jobhaver: redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t federal mandates on
smiledawson: michacl: how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street READ THISREAD IT AGAIN AND AGAIN
fuckblink182: julianmillidge: Blink -182, fuckblink182 ur dick
pardonmewhileipanic: toastdurr: fairyspork: floptart: ass2007: im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (: Who the fuck measures dick size in bread *deletes blog*
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
dainerystargaryen:please don’t be a dick to a famous person’s partner out of jealousy it’s not very punk rock of you
clumsypot:anotherpunk: “Your dress is too short.” Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration. I’m going to lie in wait for the day I can say this to a man
death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting
storiesofaginger: Men who like fat women are not heroes. They are not some God who deserves praise and reverence because a fat ass or a big belly gets their dick hard. Men who like fat women are not special. Men who like fat women are not special.
stargazerfarbeyond:GUYS WE FOUND THE LAST POSTER FOR CITIZEN DICK IN SEATTLE!!
blackgirlsvevo:I’m not a hoe I’m more of a hoe enabler like anytime my friends tryna get wild and she need words of encouragement I will write a 10 part series on why she should suck a dick and feel good about it
unagiiiii: malekkleston: IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’
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phan-asf:for every girl who’s ever been asked for nudes, please I beg you, make them feel like the biggest dick to ever exist
neverthought-youdhabit:I’ve had Satan’s Bed stuck in my head the whole day except I don’t actually know the lyrics so I’ve just had “I’ll never suck Satan’s dick” stuck in my head all day
rebelliousafricanqueen: thetruegayicon: bromancing-the-stone: lepreax: the virgin table table most likely to go on a killing spree The biggest ego but smallest dick table The I go hunting for fun table
New idea: if a guy responds to public breastfeeding with "so why can't I pull out my dick and ejaculate"
