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sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke
mylittleblackandwhitelies: I am so good at playing myself when others are around it’s a fucking joke!
firefly-flashes: How to make everything better: 1) bring me coffee2) let me sit on your lap3) hold me tightTelling of silly jokes and cheesecake are optional but highly desirable.Bonus points: tell me I’m still your good girl and you love me no matter
charlesoberonn:Another good boomer joke
thelovelyclegirl: therealjamesdeen: It’s almost holiday time… Ya know what that means? PRESENTS. Ya know what makes a good present? JAMES DEEN’S FACE ON A T-SHIRT. JamesDeenStore.com :) Omg I love it! Cause it would be an inside joke to other
fatherfuccer:Spent a good fifteen minutes trying to figure out some joke or pun using the word fascia.
thistangledtongue: fandomsandfeminism: dirtydarwin: brute-reason: Still Not a Joke — Good Awareness Campaign From Just Detention International What if your kid went to jail for trying pot, something that is very probable if your kid is black and
chocho-akimichi: If you are making racist comments or jokes about this and your get exposed I don’t care you deserve it. If you walk into work tomorrow and get fired because your boss caught wind of that? Good If you go to school and get suspended
jazeth: futureoliviapope: THIS IS SO IMPORTANT the poem is called Rape Joke and it’s really good
I learned something about myself today
bestowmysubmissiveheart: I’ve said this a thousand times. No joke. I hope my mouth has muscle memory because it’s been awhile. I cook every night though. All good there.
porphyriasuicide: Fan of a good meme? Check out my new set “Chemistry Porphy” for the “I can haz zivity” contest on zivity.com to enjoy some of the dirtiest science jokes you’ve ever seen! This may just have been the most fun I ever had shooting
troylers-hummus-in-the-club: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before Good times before the skeleton
elemental-nova: *grumpy old man voice* Anime bloopers these days are just people trying to make the dirtiest jokes possible and swearing a lot. What happened to the good old days, when VAs would just say “screw the script, I’m making this a musical!”?
greenvvvitch: I love Domhnall Gleeson. No actor in this good world could ever compare to how warm, fuzzy, and approachable he is. He smiles and jokes genuinely, he’s never snubby and he’s also very humble. A ray of sunshine all on his own. In this
possiblestalker:Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke.
erinthesails: lyriumpomegranates: angelicdiaspora: kyrstin: Ron always just fucking knows If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!
lalage:Joke of the day “Romance of Three Ancients” seen in response to a screencap of a 3-team MOBA with a vaguely historical Chinese setting (Would pay good money to play dota-style Dynasty Warriors though for reals) PS I like all three strategists
notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
do-not-open-til-christmas: I joke about duct tape, but it is potentially dangerous to use on bare skin, . We always use medical adhesive tape, though I admit the good stuff is a bit harder to find.
do-not-open-til-christmas: The key. You want .. the key? Oh, I get it! You’re making a joke. Good. You’ll need a sense of humor.
summergirl248: Husband jokingly said this to me tonight…what he didn’t know at the time was that I wasn’t wearing panties under my sundress. Good girl…yeah, right. 😏
evrybdyhateslex: Good morning ladies!!! She gonna be like “Why you treat me like animal?” Talk in bout #NiggasBeLike #Ike #Turner #jokes #funny #Women
Never forget. The time two idiots were mad none of my girls were going to give them pussy so they pulled this prank for a “joke”. Sorry I’ve never been into condescending hardcore wannabes 💁. @xtinadanielle @therealbustillos good
myannoyances: “Why do girls only date assholes and not good guys like me” *makes sexist jokes about women needing to be in the kitchen* *Calls themselves friend zoned when a girl just isn’t attracted to them* *Calls any girls who rejects
Someone made a minor mistake at my Apple office and my coworker goes “maybe it was me since ya know I’m like a Muslim terrorist” 😭 good to know we can all joke about how a few racist Neanderthals are & not the whole public. #muslim
carpediemeverydae: refinery29: Happy Thanksgiving, hope you hear a good Dad joke GIFS VIA NBC NEWS they’re so beautiful
chubbyslenderloris: flavorcountry: This is the only joke from this show I remember, and for damn good reason.
tortellinigirl: good news!!! ive successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes
nakedly: marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee
just-that-whore: i-getta-good-feeling: I GOT A NEW MACBOOK BITCHES! lol jokes, im poor. LOLOL
bynesexual: iwishihadafather: bynesexual: iwishihadafather: i know a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it ok, knock knock? who’s there?
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can
soul-to-skweeze: jazeth:futureoliviapope:THIS IS SO IMPORTANT the poem is called Rape Joke and it’s really good Okay but who ever says “consent is sexy”? Is that an actual problem?
egberts: how fucked up is it that in our generation a good chunk of relatable comedic content is about how much we hate life, dread living, and want to die? say a joke like that in front of somebody from an older generation though and they will go on
seudag: annakendrickofficial: a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car good luck to linguistics in the future trying
chairicon:The good place is just like*shows you personal growth* *shows you unconventional paths to love* *shows you ongoing empathy* *makes a joke about Florida* *shows you important platonic relationships* *shows you Janet*
