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english-history-trip: english-history-trip: serpuffinka: anais-ninja-bitch: one-for-all-plus-ultra: bryanchuckbrennan: When I tell you I snorted! legolas: gimli: aragorn: gandalf: BLEASE Gollum Eomer: Boromir: Elrond:
silver-tongues-blog: lioness–hart: english-history-trip: english-history-trip: serpuffinka: anais-ninja-bitch: one-for-all-plus-ultra: bryanchuckbrennan: When I tell you I snorted! legolas: gimli: aragorn: gandalf: BLEASE Gollum Eomer:
digitalzzombie:earendil-was-a-mariner:Gollum wasn’t driven insane by the ring, he only ate fish for 500 years and had mercury poisoning as well as serious vitamin D deficiency oh is that what scurvy looks like
captain-snark:rockshitty:beardedmrbean:Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes thisThank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this.
empathviv:*Gollum voice* Gay little faggotses… sucking cocks all NIGHT… we HATES it
stinkylittlegnome:stinkylittlegnome:Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️
plounce:plounce:aragorn and gollum are the opposite ends of the third wheel spectrum. discuss new science
earendil-was-a-mariner: Gollum wasn’t driven insane by the ring, he only ate fish for 500 years and had mercury poisoning as well as serious vitamin D deficiency
one-time-i-dreamt:I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a Gollum-looking creature kneeling by the foot of my bed. I sat up and told him, “As of right now, I am the most dangerous thing in this room,” and went back to sleep.
lioness–hart: english-history-trip: english-history-trip: serpuffinka: anais-ninja-bitch: one-for-all-plus-ultra: bryanchuckbrennan: When I tell you I snorted! legolas: gimli: aragorn: gandalf: BLEASE Gollum Eomer: Boromir: Elrond:
scope-dogg: ahnimic-ixaca: michellezhuli: ?!?!?!?!?!?!!??? who tf is gonna be nude? the ents??? Gollum cock is within reach Hook some magnets up to Tolkien’s corpse so we can have unlimited free energy as he spins in his grave
manywinged:funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they’re like “oh my god he’s so pathetic and ugly i can’t bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ.” so they
mariaalenkoshepard:torterragarden:Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw
gay-pippin:If porn is still banned then how come I can post Sam giving it to gollum raw and wiggling?
dont-call-me-king: kalliopetanith: gollums-new-best-friend: kimcuntdashian: what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income
merrymrdarcy: so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?” and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS
bowtiesarentcool: #fucking rude gollum u little shit
thescienceofjohnlock: dream7790: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: cas-in-the-sassbutt: middleearthkingdom: This is pretty much me in the shower when you take a shower you turn into gollum????? myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR And when the conditioner gets
kalliopetanith: gollums-new-best-friend: kimcuntdashian: what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average
galadriels: #Gollum the drama queen
crumplesack-candlestick: Martin Freeman - best Gollum impression… LMFAO!
arielthenerd: whereigowhenimnothere: merrymrdarcy: so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?” and the guy on the
ameliathermopolis: “Many that live deserve death. But some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part
cinyma: The Hobbit Behind the scenes in Gollum’s Cave (2012)
dontouchmyzanpakuto: galadriels: #Gollum the drama queen THIS KILLS ME EVERY TIME
My preciousssssssssssssss……..
vibewars: tsvete: abashurd: lioness–hart: english-history-trip: english-history-trip: serpuffinka: anais-ninja-bitch: one-for-all-plus-ultra: bryanchuckbrennan: When I tell you I snorted! legolas: gimli: aragorn: gandalf: BLEASE Gollum
quixon: fuckyeahthisperson: chaosghost: blackmagickvoodoopussy: kleineblutmenge: a ballerina’s feet My feet in a few years hopefully im triggered bitch got feet like gollum Damn, why it look like she jaundiced too?
lady-war-of-the-ring-stars: “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.” - Gollum, The Lord of the Rings: TheTwo Towers
judefelicis: The Taming of Smeagol, by Alan Lee (in which you can all appriciate how TERRIFYING Lee’s Gollum is, i mean look at his feet!)
emilysidhe: poorquentyn: It puzzles me when people cite LOTR as the standard of “simple” or “predictable” or “black and white” fantasy. Because in my copy, the hero fails. Frodo chooses the Ring, and it’s only Gollum’s own desperation
mrsruberduckyjr-moved-deactivat: Gollum in The Hobbit (1977) This looks like Stich’s Grandfather (Stich from Lilo and Stitch).
brianaloves55: gollums-new-best-friend: kimcuntdashian: what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death
fr-acturelines: merrymrdarcy: so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?” and the guy on the other line replied with
I feel like I'm Gollum.
scotchtapeofficial: kunaigirl: gollums-loincloth: elsa-hair-envy: mindofamaddock: centquius: sevendeadlysinsart: Seven Deadly Sins of public transport please read the ads in the background please finally someone has lust be the person lusting,
beeishappy: LSSC | 2015.11.20 No One Confuses Smeagol and Gollum on Stephen’s Watch
shiberet: Sauron Saruman Rey Brujo Boca de Sauron Gollum Grima Balrog Lurtz Gothmog
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#fucking rude gollum u little shit
serendipityismymiddlename: I can totally sympathise with Gollum on this one. Hahahahahaha!
billywick: daverdad: the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA
raggedyfan: Gollum the drama queen.
andrewbloodyscott: #SMEAGOL #OH YOU SWEET PRECIOUS BB #I UNDERSTAND THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY NOT WANT TO CUDDLE YOU AND GO SHOPPING WITH YOU AND RUN HAND IN HAND THROUGH PRETTY MEADOWS #BUT I DO #BE MY BEST FRIEND SMEAGOL #PLS #but leave gollum behind
smeagoled: Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet,
rattyburville: merrymrdarcy: so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?” and the guy on the other line replied with
letshaveagleeki: gollums-new-best-friend: chileanboyvstheworld: this guy is a guardian of the galaxy I feel safer already This counts as one
sherlockandspockinthetardis: galadriels: #Gollum the drama queen Me when my blood sugar is low
bilbos: mashers93:fellowship-of-tardis: if you like him like Gollum liked the ring its not love, its obsessionif you like him like Sam liked Frodo its not love, its friendshipif you like him like Éowyn liked Aragorn its not love, its crushif you like
pretty-in-cum: Pay no attention to Gollum
castiel-the-consulting-angel: It took me a moment. But then I couldn’t stop laughing.
pretty-in-cum: michaeltc67: darthlupo: pretty-in-cum: Pay no attention to Gollum Fuck What a nice ass! 😘
