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slutformisha: frozenmeals: THIS MAKES ME MAD I WAS SO MESMORIZED AND MAD AT THIS I DIDN’T NOTICE IT WAS 2013 WHICH IS THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE SNAKE GODDAMIT MY MOTHER HAD TO TELL ME
Me: *about to walk down the bus stairs* I haven’t tripped down these for ages, that’s amazing I’m so proud Also me: *1.4764 seconds later trips on the last couple of steps and falls* Goddamit..
stardust-rain: stardust-rain: sometimes tumblr’s US-centric social justice makes me so fucking frustrated. Right now sweden’s third biggest party are literally neo-nazis and our elections couldn’t even get onto trending tags today, goddamit.
goddamit-evry1: iguanamouth: you are worth so much more than ashes Please, don’t do this to me
goddamit-evry1: steveyurko: Somebody paid me to draw this. I love my job. Obama is a prayer now?
goddamit-evry1: warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life Second. People sucks .
goddamit-evry1: worldofthecutestcuties: Praise the warmth of the heat God! THis get me closer to satan.
goddamit-evry1: lesmiserabelles: i always hate it when job interviewers ask “how would your friends describe you?” because i doubt that answering “gay dog nerd” would secure me a career “Innapropiated joker who often hit on people by accident”
ask-owl-eyes: sirsteeve: mmmellld: aspacefuneral: DEER SOUNDS.. DEER.. SOUNDS??????? DEER SOUNDS DEER SOUNDS oh my god it sounds like a creaky door someoNE CLOSE THAT DOOR GODDAMIT hdjsakjgnsf omg if anything this makes me love deers even more
yakuza-trash: “Knot here, loop there…” “O-Okay…” “Why are you so shaken, Trip? Do you hate me touching you?” “I don’t hate you.” HE LOVES YOU GODDAMIT!
frekkenbok: Were you and Will Graham involved romantically? …I like that. “Professional curiosity.” It seems so… heh, it seems so indifferent. Unless you look like you’re lying when you say it. But you didn’t.
travelingxfloral:*realizing a song but not remembering the name* *fidgets* *body twitching* *falls to floor* *inumane screaming* “I SWEAR I KNOW THIS SONG JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE GODDAMIT-”
felkina: “Ngh! Please let me have that ward it looks so good! I promise to use it anyway you want me to! My body is all yours! Just give me the ward goddamit!”
misssykayy: rosealyyn: welldonedoe: nomediocre: Me always yessssss goddamit Me. 😂
travelingxfloral:*realizing a song but not remembering the name**fidgets* *body twitching* *falls to floor* *inumane screaming* “I SWEAR I KNOW THIS SONG JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE GODDAMIT-”
fluffynoiz: swagmydong: fluffynoiz: ARE YOU TELLING ME TAE THROWS AOBA CHOPSTICKS VERY OFTEN AND SO GODDAMIT Y’ALL SEEING HE’S STILL GOT HIS DUMBASS YELLOW SOCKS yellows sock anime version 2k14
welcometotheravenclawcommonroom: Okay, but give me a Hermione Granger who cannot cook for the life of her. She’s done research, she’s taken classes, she’s tried everything and goddamit why can’t she make this work?! Give me a Ron Weasley who watched
babygirls-sweetsurrender: *swoon* You get me so hot @cheeseburgers-in-stereo Goddamit @babygirls-sweetsurrender warn A guy!
felkina: “Are you done yet? With your needy dick… Being so pushy and using my ass to please it! Just cum already! And stop being so rough with my ass goddamit, I can feel it’s wet tip hitting my back if you cum on me I will kill you!”
felkina:“Ngh! Please let me have that ward it looks so good! I promise to use it anyway you want me to! My body is all yours! Just give me the ward goddamit!”
yourbadgrrl: Bad grrls doing bad things: Goddamit, Rose! Just you wait until I tell Daddy what really happened….oooh!” indisdesk: “Just cum one more time for me, sweetheart, and I’ll tell Daddy what a good girl you were.”
Goddamit. Somebody just come and spank me already.
fodrancore: artemispanthar: I sat down and read all your responses to my little sister’s questions yesterday with her. She wanted me to say thank you to everyone who responded! She really enjoyed reading what your favorite part of the episodes were
leopirate: holy shit, the cringe is real someone please tell me these are fake cc: @the-cringe-channel
bakyo: me: i miss this person brain: talk to them then me: i cant brain: why not? they’re online and they will reply to you. if you miss them. talk to them me: me: me: i cant
