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I’m posting this for two reasons: 1) Since it was sent as anonymous, I figure a lot of people are going to assume that it was me trying to promote myself. I promise I’m not the one who sent it. 2) Whoever did send it, OH MY GOD, LET ME LOVE
Madam Butterfly from a rarely-seen southerly aspect… Ye gods, that’s superb!? :)
puppet: (via Chibi Feilene) Do you hear that? That’s my wallet screaming in pain
me too, kise. me too.
“Hands, Jean. You can behave for me can’t you?”“Y-yes, please, justooaaahhH god that feels so good.”“I know, baby, I know. But that was strike two, Jean. One more and I might have to tie them there.”Words by zoe-b
I came home today and I have a new set up on @godsgirls, what a nice surprise. it’s all shiny and pink and there’s a lot of my butt in this one if you like that kind of thing.
me, me, me, me, me, I love stacey beth she always says nice things about me! ggstaceybeth: The always perfect Vex in her new set (inspired by Lovisa’s old set “Lucid Dream”) that went live today! Click here to join GodsGirls for only ŭ!
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
Why I like this: Oh gods! That part of my brain which cares nothing for all the rest of me and my dreams hopes and work; which wants to be nothing, mean nothing, have no responsibility. Just let me be a commodity.Why I didn’t share: I can’t actually
petjessie78: hazeleyes2012: nautiemm:lvfkd: salleelove nautiemm Thoroughly Unf!!! hazeleyes2012 Uh huh. Triple unf. I was fucked like this once…. Mmmm God that’s hot!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh dear fucking god that swift sweet smack to your clit the tingles shocking your system as you crave more from sir each smack every rub making you drip more until the wave crashes over you taking you under over and over again until
Well, that lasted longer than I expected.
pocket-pixie: Okay, my turn for a heartwarming Homestuck story: So on saturday of CTcon, this little girl came up to me and a couple of other homestucks are hanging out on the second floor. She was interested in our outfits and asked what they were.
kyterjingles: gOD That stream got me shipping opalis,, @birthdaycakesandbattlestations she hisss,, like a ket,,AlsO granite for the soul,,
hotgirltori: literally no one talk to me about men for the next 2 weeks He sounds like he just needs a fursona tbh
avenging-hobbits: Hater: “Yo man, that ship is really problema–” Me:
airyairyaucontraire:I know I’ve bitched about this before butEveryone, apparently: It’s so great that now there’s a YouTube tutorial to teach you anything you want to do!Me: oh my god GIVE ME WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS (with illustrations/even animated
foodhumor: Meet the burrito-filled bacon pizza burrito. Yes, that’s right: Some gluttonous/stoned genius managed to wrap two pounds of bacon and three chipotle burritos within a large cheese pizza. The pizza burrito then is topped with more cheese
vegitating: when you remember that you have leftovers in the fridgewhen you open the fridge and its all gone
lumbllog: Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the
mormonstrous: theshrikeabyssal: squiddly—diddly: Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married. #’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together
deadguppy replied to your post:Ike’s character design in Brawl and the new Smash…His legs gross me out soo disfigured He’s just like this big meat machine monster and it’s pretty exaggerated, like REALLY exaggerated. In game he’s
surprisebitch: spaghetticunt: sign me right the fuck up not with that language! your body is a temple. according to God’s Word, profanity makes it unclean. ask for forgiveness, repent for your sins then sign up please god let me meet her
hetamushitama: alopexplasma: this is *lovingly* animated oh god and then i unmuted it
malacandrax: @sadorkable THANK YOU HAHA, it’s been growing on me a lot recently :P (Have you read this persons bakery AU, because dear god, my heart- http://archiveofourown.org/works/11325528 ) I’ve been meaning to do this for ages tbh, though
God painted the sky for sure that day.
bonkalore: tiinkerbull: The difference between dogs and cats teaching their young about stairs x oh my god #that was exactly what I wanted to see happen
tumblr i swear to god let me narvin post or else
wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little
ahighlyfunctioningfangirl:Phillip: why didnt you dance for meElizabeth: if memory serves you had your own ballerina for that Me:
wormsslime:somanyjacks-writes:I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase “self care” doesn’t resonate with you, try calling it “system maintenance” and see if that clicks.
somescrub: You smell like fruity cake frosting, Gummy. Or is that me? Humm…
derpixon: kilalesi: Pixen of @derpixon <3 …… and my way of saying thanks for his awesome works what inspired me to start draw! Oh my god….That’s a….That’s a good-lookin booty action right there…Great work on the fluids too, I love
episodeixs:since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!
cinnadicks: So I drew that au I mentioned the other day… Clear takes his mask off and swishes his hair in slow motion to Bad Medicine whilst the others have boners, ta-dah Mink: ///Noiz: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKoujaku: Forgive me, Aoba…
offendwhitedevils:scumbabe:Do you ever just like.. meet somebody, and you both hit it off very well at first, but then you get to know them better, and at the end of it all, you’re just like “I 150% regret meeting you and wish to god that I could
MOTHER MOTHER’S GONNA BE THERE TOO GOD HELP ME.
pentuppinup: I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life
One of those kids shoulda said “baby don’t hurt me….”
eccentric-nae: beautifulsdot: nope: stayingwoke: Today in, “You Fucked with the wrong judge” News. Judge removes 2 people, calls them clowns during local woman’s sentencing for deadly DUI crash. That “Try It” was everything. “Not in courtroom
divines0ull: iamchinyere: *dabs eyes daintily with my white handkerchief* Oprah had to contain that shout hunny Lord knows I needed this on this morning….hope it helps someone else today
Just finished Mass Effect 2 with all of my team members alive…!!! My god, that last hour of the game, my palms were sweaty the entire time!Never liked the Illusive Man anyway so I said fuck it to keeping the Collector’s base and blew it to
hot0rimizuki: (Source) [I did not make this! This was drawn by the person at the SOURCE above] [Thanks to Kohakuchan for helping me upload this masterpiece] I am crying.
swiczeniuk: cryptoscience: illbedancingwithmyself: dreammason: Look at these goddamn art deco shoes. LOOK AT ‘EM!!! They are magnificent!!!!!! British 1925 !!!!!! Well, shit. GOD THAT FAR LEFT GIVE IT ME.
I think I just died a little that theruleset just reblogged my photo. The gods love me lol
gaysubtexts: okay so we all know that Niall doesn’t really appreciate the miracle of childbirth but he actually looks adorable with kids God help me Read More
jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol
disgustinganimals: pkpow: disgustinganimals OH MY GOD THAT POOR WATERMELON
merman81: Brogan Reed & Zack Grayson Bareback OH MY GOD THAT’S ME!!!
So let me tell you about a cartoon
mixedpassing: guwopbaby: That’s so me this is so cute
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Holy fuck YES <3 YES GOD YES :D There are some roleplays that just have a certain effect on me, that just spark the ‘OH GOD FUCK ME NOW’ reaction in my brain and get me feeling like I am literally in heat… Being all
70sprogrock: tories: “when I was eighteen I worked 17 jobs a day that all paid in buttons and gravel, just so that I could pay my parents £80 rent every 4 hours. that’s on top of going to college, clown college, university AND space camp. I never
neiljavu:Dear god…give one girl like that.. Me vrhkate
sometimes i wish i believed in god, that i had somewhere to turn when i felt empty or lost, when i didn’t know what to do, or when i had dug a hole so deep nothing could get me out. i wish there was something that was always sure and true for me
I’m 100% convinced that Byron isn’t responding to me because of my Kakashi obsession resurfacing I mean obviously that’s why??
sexynfun: Oh god, that’s so fucking hot. Need this so bad right now! Would love to be there to lick all of that up right now :3
zifelline: I’m at a-kon! If you see me say hi! But wave really close in front of me and shout “Vidalia” because I can’t see anything without my glasses
imvzbx:two very relatable moods 🥰
![hot0rimizuki: (Source) [I did not make this! This was drawn by the person at the SOURCE above] [Thanks to Kohakuchan for helping me upload this masterpiece] I am crying.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/20edc840bd5f32b169e1399c2bd086ff/tumblr_nazq5hWczO1tyhl1to1_250.jpg)
