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Niggas wanna look at me sideways when I say I'm a titty man. Like I don't love ass. Y'all don't get it. If titties was God, then booty would be Jesus Christ.
naturally-nikkilynn: bobmarleynephew: ablacknation:starslicer: milliondollarnigga:imsoshive: “Sounds like the fuck is still open” Goddamn, young son has had enough of the bullshit, my god See, this disrespect happened because they the same height.
ratedmirr: I don’t know her specific case personally. But I do know someone who was assaulted for turning a nigga down. And I’ve been trying to think of ways to help combat shit like this ever sense. But honestly, there’s like no way. These women
enigmatic-nic: oneman-wolfpackk: Black girl with a Chronic Invisible illness here. The top 2 pictures are what I look like when I am having an okay day, which isn’t often. The rest are a little peek at what my life is actually like. As many of my
weaintaboutshit: flacomexicano: the girls y'all thirst over look nothing like y'all actual girlfriends how that make them feel 🙁 Last I checked I don’t have a six pack, dreads, or deep entrancing mahogany god-like skin but I ain’t complaining
Watching Owari no Seraph ep1 like
storypit: jenniferstolzer: dracogrox: sushinfood: dandybound: jenniferstolzer: I love skeleton hugs. This one kind of became a comic. I LOVE HAPPY CONTENT LIKE THIS SO GOOD SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A PIC OF THEM FALLING ASLEEP LIKE THIS :D
presidentjonard: I do wish I was like Keima Katsuragi.~and by the way, AYUMI IS ZE BEST GIRL IN THIS SERIES, YEEAAAAHH!got this from “Kaminomi: megami-hen”(ENG: “The World God Only Knows: Goddesses Arc”)this is brought to you by:Tamiki
I just finished buying something for a secret santa gift exchange I’m in and I swear to god if the person doesn’t like what I bought them I will DESTROY them D<
momma-levi: ronaldkn0x: heichou-relatable: Sebastian is like Rin’s long lost dark brother have the same hairstyles red eyes and bitchy expressions HES LIKE GRELL AND SEBASTIANS LOVE CHILD this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life
aph-preussen: surrealfreak: aph-preussen: IMAGINE PRUSSIA AND HUNGARY I think it would look like this :’3 YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMAZE ME WITH YOUR GOD LIKE ARTSTYLE
thatslatebluewolf: That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”
My night terror consisted of this weird Yeti man standing over my bed with a knife and the entire dream was like looking through night vision goggles, like how they film in horror movies. Nick didn’t believe me in my dream and I guess only i could see
modelingschool: sweetlikesugahcane: hotephoetips: lsxcrowned: Glide your tongue smooth across my body bruh Is she real Remember that anon I got like two days ago that said. “Idk why black people think they’re gods” like here are your receipts
chickpeasandthischick: dangerdonut: being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but
freecie1: jamilalikemanila: HOLY FUCK THE ENTIRE GAME HAS CHANGED YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS RIGHT HERE THE STORE BOUGHT COOKIES THAT NO OTHER COOKIE EVER TASTES LIKE?? AND PROBABLY ARE MADE WITH SECRET GOD-LIKE ADDICTIVE INGREDIENTS?? YOU CAN MAKE THESE
silvermoon424: I never wanted to save the world or make everyone happy. I never wanted to play God like that. If I could just save my family, and my friends… If I could just be a hero like that, I’d be happy.
askjongtae: Club au Jonghyun. Jonghyun works at a swanky, private club downtown, singing smooth jazz and wooing the audience because he likes singing and he likes skirts. These are a few of his choice holiday hits, Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt A Song For
ghostcongregation: i have posted this countless times because i seriously can’t stop thinking about this but i feel like no one knows. i feel like i am living with a horrible secret
zinnia-apologist:nudove:fallenginger98: Are we just gonna ignore Entei sitting there and watching Like, a god-like entity is watching you hug a sheep That’s her dad don’t be rude. (source)
canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes OH GOD HAHAHAHAHA
bad-wolf-of-baskerville: authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
pandemicofpreposterousplatypi:wildeaboutoscar:imaginedragons:what real mens activists look like (see more here)Just so you know, I love all of you.This is really important though. Like we women can talk all we want about how feminism is just as much about
azzandra: Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
plaideangel: plaideangel: thewifeofloki: what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid this one does oh shit wHAT CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT chick magnet WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS BROUGHT THIS BACK JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED
gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
inkskinned: do you ever get into a mood where you need like affection and cuteness but you resent that you have to ask for it so you end up just like sulking alone in your bed wishing someone would psychically know that you need cuddling
meowgon: theslowesthnery: “Like, totally.”“Like, TOTALLY.” bratty and catty are so hecking cute you guys UMMMM… MARRY EACH OTHER NEXT
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
giveitaface: Ever wonder if other gems have helmet weapons like Jasper? Ever wonder if Yellow Diamond had one? Ever wonder how stupid it would be if it were like a Flail? Well here it is. In the form of a comic that’s just an excuse for the gifs. feat.
youve-got-wings: icouldbereadingnow: But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish
taliabobalia: freyjas: dungeonsanddamsels: once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state it looks like the cover of the great gatsby now it is the
free-booty: Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one
fem-usa: papahansolo: papahansolo: papahansolo: why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight? the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him PUT YA ARMS DOWN CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY If this gets 500 notes I’ll
pearl-likes-pi: here’s Pearl being salty for 3½ Minutes!!! I bought 6 pounds of salt and poured it on pearl to make this video more entertaining so you better like it or else i got salt all over my dorm room for nothing (youtube link)
evilguacamole: carmessi: okuulele: sniperjose: breakingladd: i paused kitchen nightmares and it looks like gordon ramsay is being sucked into the void Looks like some fucking Jojo shit MY STANDO “HELL KITCHEN” SHALL JUDGE YOUR CUISINE.
socialbutts: sazzy-one: sit-down-hamilton: littlecofiegirl: lumpnuggets: if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive. nature is amazing DONT DRINK AND DRIVE,
mentaljen: revscarecrow: mentaljen: id-rather-be-doodling: real quote from the stream Actually me. Why are you like this? STOP KINKSHAMING ME.
suppyguppy: captainthundernuts: suppyguppy: ashigara: thigh-high-senpai: ashigara: why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that look like what? you fucking leave reaper out of this
officer-charli: pukakke: imagine roadhog is like SUPER fucking excited for Moana that him and Junkrat crash the premiere showing and Junkrat is like threatening the cashiers “if you ruin this for him this whole theater is getting burned to the ground”
skramzpapi: 8bitgirl: themarinestarringjohncena: This dude looks like one of Donald Duck’s nephews. he looks like draco malfoy crossed with a buttcheek is this donald trump’s son?
madlori:I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.
raptorific: Why do roaches feel the need to fly? I’m already scared! They don’t need to now escalate the situation! It’s like if a guy took out a knife and said “gimme your wallet” and then when I’m like “okay man I don’t want any trouble,
wermking: wermking: Callout: terrible kid movie trailers They’re all like this!!!! I MADE THIS THREE MONTHS AGO BUT I’M REBLOGGING IN HONOR OF THE EMOJI MOVIE TRAILER WHICH CAME OUTAND ISEXACTLY LIKE THIS
pietriarchy: the-fit-geek: pietriarchy: I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world Don’t mock my squishy hulk nuts this
your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4
boptacular: Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
crandberrycrush: waldangerous: Stuff like this is why I’m not famous. This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get… but I love it.
joyeuse-noelle: madlori: charlesoberonn: kylebobbergman: charlesoberonn: “I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?” “But I like both old and new songs” “I also like polka?” This man is a treasure. Weird
bombboldbeauty: tamagrouchi:why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God Like when white people touch my hair and say they like it. I hate that shit. Matter of fact
lordsquirtle44: shemale-amateur-pictures: Hot amateur tranny with girly cock and tits for you! Do you like them? Show them love by reposting and follow us for more! http://bit.ly/2hfxQS9 God like
sparklesmikey: freecie1: jamilalikemanila: HOLY FUCK THE ENTIRE GAME HAS CHANGED YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS RIGHT HERE THE STORE BOUGHT COOKIES THAT NO OTHER COOKIE EVER TASTES LIKE?? AND PROBABLY ARE MADE WITH SECRET GOD-LIKE ADDICTIVE INGREDIENTS?? YOU
gravityonbloodymars: nezumi in a suit omg i was dying to draw him like thislook at that classy motherfucker
sweet-bitsy: jaramo: detectivedeathmachine: fat-birds: tree swallows by Brett NJ on Flickr. OH MY GOD Like a stampede of cuteness. They’re like blueberries personified
underthesamestar: Nezumi makes Shion a coffee at the morning and knows exactly how Shion likes it, even if they never had a coffee together before. MARRIED ;~;
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sadgalriri: beautifail: boldpapaya: sweetashoney98: patpatonthekittycat: I’m crying he’s so in love literally wtf this is so cute Oh my god my heart My actual heart I want someone to look at me like that 😔💕😍
