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600goingon700: Happy (Worship My) Fat Friday! If you assume the average 6'0" or so male is about 196 pounds, then this means that this gaining god’s being is roughly two-thirds soft, jiggly lard. And I have only one thing to say to that&helli
“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”~ Mark Twain 8===D——{ Wetiquette
twee-lil-lass: mashable: Experiences you’ll only understand if you wear glasses. god do you remember when the #growingUpBlack tag happened and then a fuckton of people noticed their success and made it about themselves? good times.
chm09890323: I come from china.I only let the white cock fuck me.mail me if you are white god.
sunshineoptimismandangels: gaylor-moon: This is the FUCK TRUMP fairy god mother, ,,good luck and tidings will come to you but only if you comment FUCK TRUMP Okay but you’re missing this best part! This is the Texas woman, Karen Fonseca, who was threaten
theheavymetalmama: ironbloodaika: sunshineoptimismandangels: gaylor-moon: This is the FUCK TRUMP fairy god mother, ,,good luck and tidings will come to you but only if you comment FUCK TRUMP Okay but you’re missing this best part! This is the Texas
wraisedbywolves: ai-wowie: guys guys look after only god knows how longIplehouse has finally released their 35cm KID line ;w; and omg aren’t they just the most precious-this is Lonniiiiiiieeeee Oh man, 35cm?? I wonder if they’ll have clothes that
#when you really think about it #the only person who really knows what dean went through in hell #is chuck #and if you argue that chuck is god #then #ouch #because #that’s god looking at dean like that #he looks so guilty and haunted #he made
Things I am craving right now.
themaninthegreenshirt: “If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music.” - Kurt Vonnegut
God I love a man in a bowtie. Especially if that is ALL they are wearing. Submit a picture wear a bowtie… and ONLY a bowtie. ;)
God damn…only if I could be there to fuck her.
big-cocks-only: Lots More @ Big-Cocks-Only: Now if this huge uncut monster cock on this young jock was actually real, this young man would have been literally blessed with “God’s Photoshop”. Really wish it was real… …
thejusticethatissocial: dovahgarbage: truckhole: YOUR CEO IS RICHER THAN GOD WHAT IS THIS AND if your in a Prime trial they’ll withdraw the money even if you didn’t agree to purchasing and only warn you with one email ahead of time so watch out
hellaradvsblue: twosatans: honorarytenenbaum: oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good. Reblog if u genuinely love Africa by toto #what the fuck if you only like africa by toto ironically
only-a-man-with-a-candle: roseus-jaeger: maycausebraindamage: Whenever I’m sad I remember that Aoba actually fucking said this Omfg, I’m dead. I didn’t watch the dub but now I’m reconsidering if I get “quality” like that. Oh my god,
god-eye: “Now will likely be your only chance to possess the body of a Claymore. If it pleases you, I will travel with your party until each and everyone of you is satisfied. Any takers?” - Teresa of the Faint Smile
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now probably still on the internet but with a really nice laptop
hairyfuckbottom: blackworship: reblog if you truly believe that black cock is the only god I swear to worship the BLACK COCK GOD and it alone, with all my heart and all my soul, so help me BLACK COCK GOD!
setheverman: setheverman: lornnguyeats: If this is the only way to get @setheverman to personally come and kill me in my own home, then by god I’ll take it thanks h… WAIT IS THAT A FUCKING BOWSER CHOKER I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR DEMISE WILL COME QUICKLY
God why did no one tell me I look terrible, I was the only one who dress formal. UGGGGHHHH AND NOW I’M ON A TWITTER IF THEY FOUND OUT MY PERSONAL ONE I’M OUT
God I hate myself so much right nowlike I wish i was in a week-long comma or somethingI’m having strong self-thoughts like “I can’t go on, even if I do is it even worth it?” I can only do so much and I don’t know if I’m going to end up hurting
roleplayingconfessionsfromrpers: ”Roleplays” is not the same as “condones”. For the love of god how would we ever have heroes if they didn’t have villains to fight, and how would we ever have villains if authors only ever wrote people doing
littlefairydoll: After the RaveWe get home from a rave, and god I’m horny.But.. you’re my best friend. But I’m REALLY horny.I let you fuck me, but only if you promise not to tell anyone else.And god, you fuck me better than anyone I’ve ever fucked
spaceagelovesong3: if you get sent to heaven it’s just “cars” by gary numan max volume on repeat for all eternity. if you get sent to hell it’s the same thing. this is because god judges you based only on your enthusiasm for “cars” by gary
If God’s the game you’re playing, then we must get more acquainted, it must be so lonely… to be the only one who’s holy. It’s just my humble opinion, but one I firmly believe in you don’t deserve a point of view, if the only thing you see
i-amforeverfaithful: Are YOU ready?!! If you’re not, look for a church where they preach the word of God & accept God as your One & Only Savior! HURRY! BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!
musicartistwisdom: “If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC” Kurt Vonnegut
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now probably still on the internet
sex-kink-porn: hotwifeyyy: Reblog if you would like to lick this tight little pussy God yes please! (But only if my hubby gets to watch) 😉D
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daft-hunk: i hate talking i feel as if no matter what i will somehow bring the conversation around and make it about me like i don’t know if i’m the only one that notices that when i’m talking to someone but god damn am i annoying
God only knows how much i'd love you if you'd let me...
"God only knows how much i'd love you if you'd let me.." John Mayer
oh my god im laughing so hard, ok so I was in a friend safari trying to see if i can catch any modest+anticipation female eevee with my gardevoirand i wasn’t really paying attention to the screen (i only look down if i hear eevee’s cry) but i heard
worldwarxp: “If you’re white and you’re wrong, then you’re wrong; if you’re black and you’re wrong, you’re wrong. People are people. Black, blue, pink, green - God make no rules about color; only society make rules where my people suffer,
worldwarxp:“If you’re white and you’re wrong, then you’re wrong; if you’re black and you’re wrong, you’re wrong. People are people. Black, blue, pink, green - God make no rules about color; only society make rules where my people suffer,
vigilanted: wizlaqueefuh: itsb0sstime: georgia-dream: if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right. if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong. THANK. YOU. This is important. Oh my god yes.
floydr84: God she is sucking on my cock so good and hard right now getting hard to take pics and post!! She’s begging for my hot load all over her lips and tongue!! God she feels so damn good right now if u only knew!!!
odditycollector: “Falling in love with a god is not a death sentence. The story is only a tragedy if the god loves you back.” — Nathaniel Orion G. K. (via nathanielorion)
benjaminlinus: Lost/Fringe Crossover God is science. God is polio and flu vaccines and MRI machines, and artificial hearts. If you are a man of science, then that’s the only faith we need.
oh god what if they saw my dildoes what if they fucking saw mighty roach dick i am so fucking glad i am like the only one without a horse shaped plastic dick right now I feel like that would be harder to explain
effervescentvibes: worldwarxp:“If you’re white and you’re wrong, then you’re wrong; if you’re black and you’re wrong, you’re wrong. People are people. Black, blue, pink, green - God make no rules about color; only society make rules where
eocb replied to your post “so i KNOW its not likely but god, if ur listening, can ishtar be in…” wouldn’t Ereshkigal be the Rin Hakuno wants listen,,eresh only just came
naggisch: mywifetheslut: GOD YES! If only we had someone to get on top of you like that, slut..
preciselypoetic: why does everyone treat me like shit and take me for granted I’m a good person, i swear to god if u let me love u i will love u with so damn much of myself, and thats too suffocating for some people but i swear thats the only way i
