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woomyhitsu: these two always compete each other in splatfest, loser gets to do whatever the winner tells him to, and you can imagine all the punishments they like to give. Characters: Green choosed Early Birds & Red choosed Night Owls (just

poupart: man I don’t even care if my scribbles aren’t decodable and if you can’t tell the bird dinosaurs apart IT’S DONE AND THAT’S THAT i like how you can see me progressively giving fewer and fewer shits about quality E: SHIT I FORGOT A PAGE

One of those genuine redheaded love-birds that will give you the fuck of you life. Love her pussy. It’s a sexy pussy that can scale big.

Someone asked how big a Trekkie we were… THIS BIG ^ we had to go to Paramount Pictures to drop to our knees (in prayer you perverts lol) and give praise to the Great Bird of the Galaxy. ;P

Dick pics are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a “gift”

Thank you for giving me one last hurrah before you are removed from the game, blingtron mission xDGo, my furry minions, go! …so much gold

the-ellemar: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Vintage Vine

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

rasec-wizzlbang:I don’t give a fuck what you think about Sans, the line “It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you.. Should be burning in hell.” is among the most fucking raw final

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

ice-block:Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:teaboot:hotvampireadjacent:Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the

ask-oceanbird:Ocean Bird: Oh thank you! I love my muzzle! As mentioned before, it gives the sweetest kisses! Lol, I’ve been booped!~<3x3 <3

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

mayorgere: do the bird villagers ever look at the tinier birds in animal crossing and think “what” what about frogs, though? Like you can catch and sell frogs…you can give a frog to a frog villager

is-the-owl-video-cute:is-the-owl-video-cute:Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?Birds give you a 120° angle of immense confusion.

reylaser: hudda-huddah: girl pats gigantic raven and fondles its fluffy neck raven: makes a demonic noise, like the several souls trapped inside him screamed, but in harmonics girl: yeah! you’re so good.. you’re so good i would give my life for

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

itsryanguys: briarin: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END What the fuck Best movie I have ever

sexy-uredoinitright: AWWWW….. that bear basically gives no fucks. he pulled that thing out of the water, saw it was a bird, and basically said, “you’re not a fish? fuck this!” and just meandered away like he’d just wasted 2

Russian Babes: Fuck Yeah! 🇷🇺

a-god-awful-small-affair: x-sweetleaf: a-god-awful-small-affair: Ok but wtf does that mean??? It’s an alternative to giving someone the bird. Ross and Monica did it so their parents couldn’t yell at them for doing it. You’re the best! Thanks

jill-bird: You see Spongebob, It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

w4rgoddess: katschy: poupart: man I don’t even care if my scribbles aren’t decodable and if you can’t tell the bird dinosaurs apart IT’S DONE AND THAT’S THAT i like how you can see me progressively giving fewer and fewer shits about quality

fantasysaga: nya-nyaouo: It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming… On days like these, cans like you… SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL. I wonder if Sans gives a bad time to all the things that makes him angry. imagine

keima-sama: - Like a boss :))!~

verylittlebird: “give me all the seed you have!” the bird might say to a shopkeeper. haha. “give me all the seed! or i’ll kill you!” hahaha. the bird.

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

asylum-art: Paper illustrations succeed to give life to spectacular animations of birds from Juan Fontanive (gifs via colossal) An artist gives life to his paintings of birds in an original way using the method of flipbook, a small book that, when you

12-gauge-rage: whiskey-weather: autoaddict: Addicted to all things Auto! This beat ass pontiac can get towed, I want to hang out with Mila. Throw that ragged hoe out, gimme the bird. Or do her on the Bird then hop in and have her give you a road

boygeorgemichaelbluth: tigerthevampirequeen: mazhogimaakwe: cotton-candy-babeh: Cowboy and Indians. :) no this is a real indian giving you the bird oliviaturbo:hi yeah stop stunitaapsi furose: PREACH littleangrytiger: DAMN

jurassic-whoa: falseredstart: birdsandbirds: When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin. My cool friend bands raptors. it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly… I love how it looks back and is like “dude,

vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

land-of-birds-and-comics: “Intimidating” Tall people: kind, closer to heaven, bump their heads on door frames, will reach things for you, give good hugs, full of love. “Cute” short people: evil, closer to hell and can hear the whispers of Satan,

ice-block:Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:teaboot:hotvampireadjacent:Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the

falseredstart: birdsandbirds: When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin. My cool friend bands raptors. it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

jill-bird: You see Spongebob, It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

falseredstart: birdsandbirds: When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin. My cool friend bands raptors. it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

everythingfox: “When you give your bird a healthy fruit salad with a little chip as a treat at the bottom” (via)

vizualbeauty: Sarah struck a pose for Mr. Crude.“I see you flippin’ the bird at me, Sarah! That’s not very nice,” he said.Sarah suddenly acted innocent and said, “What? Me? I would never!”“You just did! I ought to give you a spanking before

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

erosdiary: It doesn’t take much of a nudge for young people to shed their clothes and begin a hands on lesson on The Birds and the Bees. It takes even less when you give them their own rooms and keep them a few miles away from their parents. That’s

accioleesi: accioleesi: the birds are on their way to find me, finally free, i’ll be gone when you reach me. forgive me for giving up // hundred waters spoil me. | more of me.

moaningxx: Sister photo to the one I posted last night. Figured I’d give you early birds fair treatment

vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since

falseredstart: birdsandbirds: When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin. My cool friend bands raptors. it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

jill-bird: You see Spongebob, It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

aquamzan: “You know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master and no one gives two shits who we are beyond that.” Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) dir. CATHY

falseredstart: birdsandbirds: When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin. My cool friend bands raptors. it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

accioleesi: accioleesi: the birds are on their way to find me, finally free, i’ll be gone when you reach me. forgive me for giving up // hundred waters spoil me. | more of me.

accioleesi: accioleesi: the birds are on their way to find me, finally free, i’ll be gone when you reach me. forgive me for giving up // hundred waters spoil me. | more of me.

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