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makemedum: I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore and this is the best i could do b/c yea writing is hard even when im sober. Now im drunking vodka and finishing another joint! Getting dummer by the minute. “Dumb Drunk Whore."Â
hypnok: “At the bar I was so toasted the bartender, who told me his name was Scott, wouldn’t serve me anymore drinks. Instead he told me he would get me some water and we could hang in the back and relax, till I sobered up a bit. I really did
“What… I just asked the if they’d help me get out of these laced up heels. You know how hard they are to remove when I’m sober… and I’m preeeeetty tipsy right now, so I need their help. Isn’t there a game
“I got a little drunk at our after work party, honey. That’s why I’m so late getting home. My co-workers looked after me and wouldn’t let me drive until I was sober. Don’t be silly. They were perfect gentlemen and kept me laughing the
ouieer: ouieer: Hopefully I get off my arse tomorrow and start filling this scrap paper with pretty animals. Update :) …
Waiting for Manny to get home, chillin in my new @SOBERISSEXY top -SUPER comfy! Had a great shoot today in which the line provided us some wardrobe. I owe Manny something special for leaving work and fighting Dodger game gridlock to come to my rescue
koryminx: fuckyeahgodsgirls: Kory, Ari, Jenna & Vex ♥ Click here to get 75% off a GodsGirls membership! I’m totally sober guise. Me and Kory are definitely NOT drunk from 2 gin and tonics and we did no way freak out because we saw a cockroach
dragonsandcatporn: sagaciouscejai: mamasam: Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka. Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked. but when the party needed him most, he got sober. and everything changed when the stoner nation
incestposts: My brother came home drunk and I helped him to get his room. And that is my reward. I hope he would not discover I fuck him when he gets sober.
Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop, now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don’t stop . Hell Yeaa, drink it up, drink-drink it up,when sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin
dathicking: domnator2: Fucker would get more tail than he’d know what to do with if he showed up in the infield at Talladega. I mean, hell, sober and he’d pass but a couple of beers and “oh my God, it’s Jimmie Johnson!” Hot
cheatersandcucks: You knew how your husband felt about his coworker so you suggested having her over for some drinks. Staying mostly sober, you watched the two of them get drunk and start making out right there in front of you. You didn’t say anything
refinedcaveman: “You. Follow me,” was al he said. The emotional turmoil was evident in him. The party was just getting started but she was barely tipsy already. Sober enough to know they both weren’t thinking straight, but alcohol giving her enough
tricias-captions: Heather took advantage of Leah’s drinking to get her to do something she’d never have done sober. But having Leah do it sober when she thought of herself as straight would be even better. So it was time for blackmail photos.
This new OC of mine will now be know as Tropica Punch. She is an overly friendly alcoholic and gets really nasty when she is sober. I have a friend working on her butt mark right now and will have something dirty made of her to celebrate. Send me an ask
ravnoc: incestposts: My brother came home drunk and I helped him to get his room. And that is my reward. I hope he would not discover I fuck him when he gets sober.
Drunken Teen Orgies is a site where stunning girls who are only just old enough legally drink alcohol end up getting rather tipsy and doing things that they probably would never do if they were sober. What would their moms say if they saw them like this?!
My girlfriend is passed out drunk on my bed right now. How do I get her to sober up, and stop being sick? : AskReddit
jermbuf14: Dan Neal is such a hot exhibitionist when he is drunk! Proof that he can get his pants off. I’m sure this will be deleted by sober Dan in the morning, but oh do we love drunk Dan!
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the-small-penis-hangout: These chicks can’t get enough of my little dick. I hope they don’t remember any of this after they sober up tomorrow. But sure am going to enjoy them while I can.
Wow what a night I drank a lot at a bowling alley with some people, a lot happened there, then came back to my stressful home and got shit there but w.e I’m drunk have chillin time 😎
Band practice is so much more productive when I’m 100% sober. I have a lot more patience and I’m much more focused and present. New rule for myself DON’T DRINK DURING BAND PRACTICE. I’m tryna be better, I really am. So far so
For a long time I’ve been saying that I can’t quit drinking cuz it would get in the way of my career. I figured if I quit drinking I’d become a hermit for at least a year and not be able to perform because I’ve never in my life
Today is my first sober day in over a month. I’ve finally had enough. Today I ran a dog kennel of 30 something crazy rescue dogs alone for the first time. I Did it like I’ve been doing it my whole life. Today I felt physically attracted to someone
sober-sex: One of my favorite places to be kissed is right here. I always love your photos, and this one is just perfect. The subtle lighting, the curve of your back, the gesture with the rose. I’m jealous of the person who gets to kiss you there.
jklind: Daisy & Monique’s interactions are mainly fan-service, and definitely non-canon… but if they did count, this is probably how things would go.Few things will get Aunt Mercy to sober up and dust off her law degree, and messing with
Trevor Adams hunkville: “Why the fuck didn’t you try to get in my pants last night?” “I plead the 4th, but I’m sober as a knob job now!”~Shane Harris
ravnoc: incestposts: My brother came home drunk and I helped him to get his room. And that is my reward. I hope he would not discover I fuck him when he gets sober. 💦💦🍆👍
sirsteeve: theactualcannibalkarkatvantas: xxserenityhimexx: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine
m1stermorden: ‘After a good night of partying in the DE Villa, Dean again managed to get a girl and talk her into sex. His room was far from tidy, but Ashley was far from sober. Of course, nothing goes unnoticed and a friendly voyeur took a few pictures
dogfluid: crackervolley: puwalexicon: Skoon gets drunk and becomes a typical faggot.jpg anecdotal piece I can confirm this is them sober too. XD Wow Skoon X3
demigirlmaki: I forgot to upload our date night pics culminating with us wandering around a 24hr rite aide at ass o'clock and me drunkenly putting on Donnie’s black lipstick as I try to sober up for our 2min drive home
curlyhumility: youcantseebutimmakingaface: I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored
if youre spending time w/ family friends or w/e it is that youre doing this evening make sure you have your people with you. you know 1 of your people that stays sober to make sure you get home safely. cuz I have a feeling some of you are going to take
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timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff: -hewastheirfriend: but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the
I should get sober
I ran into a guy I knew in college and he’s really struggling with alcohol and drug abuse, and it made me so uncomfortable and sad and I almost wanted to get sober but I can’t.
fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: rockettraccoon: Hank Green is getting drunk at the same bar I am… I take a medicine that makes me mostly unable to drink so…I was just getting /stupid/ in the same bar you were in…while sober. I can confirm
jimdoesntcarrey: xxserenityhimexx: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine trying imaging falling
edwardspoonhands: rockettraccoon: Hank Green is getting drunk at the same bar I am… I take a medicine that makes me mostly unable to drink so…I was just getting /stupid/ in the same bar you were in…while sober.
fuckyourfrecklestein: makaalbarn98: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine trying imaging falling
kaijuno:Slowly turning my uncle into a Democrat by starting with centrist bullshit when he’s sober and slowly getting further and further left the more drunk and agreeable he gets
I’m single I need to be single for a hot ass minute cuz I need to work on my self an get sober for the 1st time in yrs an I need to get ready for my transition mentally an physically no more excuses on y I keep ending up in the same position I always
aa-nonymous: Addicts never stand still; they are either getting better, or they are getting worse. -alcoholics anonymous Remember addiction is a progressive illness. Even while you stay sober, your addiction is out there doing push ups just waiting
the-irish-fairy: instructor144: “Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover
erispoopy-amporadorable: jimdoesntcarrey: xxserenityhimexx: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine
-hewastheirfriend: but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk
the-stoner-sage: whospilledthebongwater: bruh what if sleep makes you high and as you sober up you get sleepy and lack-of-sleep hallucinations and feeling all dead and stuff are like withdrawl symptoms and your body literally shuts itself down to get
sober-sex: what-are-thooosseeee: weallheartonedirection: How to get out stains using other things TO SAVE A LIFE Where has this post been all my life? Chemistry.