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“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.”

“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.

“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a shock.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”

“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).

“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”

“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”

“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”

“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”

“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”

“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”

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“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”

“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”

“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR

“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”

“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”

“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”

“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”

“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”

“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”

The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”

“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”

“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”

“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to get to know you.”

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.

“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”

“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.

Happy April Foolâ€™s Day, followers! I hope youâ€™re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didnâ€™t get this up earlier today… Iâ€™m borrowing my auntâ€™s wi-fi right now because mine isnâ€™t working… Hopefully

â€œI get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaelsâ€™ hedge maze.â€

“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”

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lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that

Yeah so I’m pretty sure the reason why Change Your Mind feels like a series finale is because it was probably GOING to be the series finale if the show didn’t get picked up for a 6th season. Like how Ocean Gem back in Season 1 was at first

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ticktocktribute: Pick up line: I can store oxygen in my lungs, share with me

Getting picked up by my dad and is already in a pissy ass mood I don’t need to fucken say hi to anyone in the fucken car.

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