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pinatasmashing: foodfuckery: Brioche French Toast with Bananas, Crème Patissiere and Salted Caramel Recipe fuckoffffff omfg get in me right the fuck now
cumsplatteredchicks: exhibitionistatheart: Taste of salt and sweat and me ❤️ Get the fuck out of here! This is hot as fuck! tongue and cum play
sammichforsammy: princekarkat: dreamingdusk: so um do we call an electrician? or a plumber? how about an exorcist get the fucking salt
salikawood: You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer consequence
I honestly did not think it was possible to have a bigger mountain of salt than when Obama got elected, but honest to god if Trump gets in we won’t NEED a space elevator. We’ll just fucking drive up the mountain to space
earthtogrounders: everyone-hearts-it: earthtogrounders: I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend But boys don’t get periods??? lol
I love Mikasa, don’t get me wrong, but the fact that Armin’s axed out of those scenes with Eren just feelings like het salt in my queer wounds.
dimir-charmer: when you’ve curated your feed so you don’t get the Discourse anymore you just get 2nd and 3rd hand vagues and salt ab the Discourse and you’re trying to figure out what the fuck is going on
wildirishgirlmistressofcastiel: downcomethewallsofjericho: hallowsandbowties: Today i went up to my friend and said in a casual voice “Christo” And she flinched She fucking flinched Get the salt that aint your friend anymore
chaotic-awesome: ＢＥＨＯＬＤ ＴＨＥ ＯＭＮＩＰＩＮＥＡＰＰＬＥ ＴＲＥＭＢＬＥ ＢＥＦＯＲＥ ＩＴ ＡＮＤ ＹＯＵ ＭＡＹ ＹＥＴ ＬＩＶＥ
oakenshiree: You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth, Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:fallen-inspiration:medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the
sylvaetria: how I banish spirits: unless y’all are paying rent you can get the FUCK out of my house *throws salt both verbally and literally*
sohorny-weaver:justnoodlefishthings:hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with “plant-based caffeine” like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plantLike seeing “non-GMO” salt……salt
christdior: “You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer
witchinghour: You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer
thatferrybroad:cadensaurus:just-shower-thoughts:The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you didExcuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.
boujhetto: chadleymacguff: hitoshura0: themusicofmysoul: MY FACE RIGHT NOW Spidercat! GET THE FUCKING SALT WHOA! WTF !!!!
welcome-to-fandomonium: yayanonie: tipsymedley: iwassoalonecastiel: sp00kybunny: jacknoir-sexual: Doctor Who according to me. The british slenderman ‘i think he was the doctors boyfriends at some point’ get the salt ‘the fuck is this chick
Slowed down at work and she’s busy at work so I’m missing her a bit …. took these when we went to Salt Creek and I enjoyed the fuck out of cuddling with her in my hammock! I even bought a selfie stick ( pos cheapo one) just for taking these
get-the-motherfucking-salt: kylemichaud: Fucks up a hunt. Not called an idjit. This is by far the best one yet. :D
OHMYFUCKINGHELL POST LIMIT IS THE WORST THING IN LIFE I PRAY TO NEVER EVER GO THERE AGAIN. WTF I DIDNT EVEN GET WARNED IT WAS JUST POOF DONE. TUMBLR STAFF NEEDS TO SEND US A MESSAGE LIKE “hey bitch ur posting a lot calm it down” BC NOT KNOWING
ultraviolnce: “You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer
