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“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug from me.”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the more I get off.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.â€
“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.â€
Hey all! Sorry I haven’t posted the last couple of days. It was my birthday weekend so I was either too busy or too drunk to get online.LOOK WHAT’S HERE THOUGH!!!!!!! Made my birthday so much better! :D
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
john thought it was a good idea at first but now sherlock’s been standing there for fifteen hours and it’s getting creepy sherlockseesthrougheverything: Regarding that someone said Sherlock is the least loved child of the BBC and gets put
sherlock 1: “this is my chair pick a different chair” sherlock 2: “I’M the guest, i get whichever chair i want” watsons: “…children…” there were a bunch of other requests for something like this
sherlock-seattle: In case you didn’t know, the incredibly awesome reapersun made three fabulous postcard designs for the Sherlock Seattle Convention! If you buy a VIP Membership, you get all three of them in your fancy swag bag! And if you can’t
cumberbitchsandwich: valeria2067: alsodinosaur: How to Get the Attention of a Hot Army Doctor By Sherlock Holmes Perfection! BTW: John’s method for getting attention is 1) Wear jeans, 2) Show up, 3) Be John H. Mothereffing Watson.
“Well fine then you never have to see it again.” “Because you’re removing it?” “Because I’m never sleeping with you again you cock!” (John gets Sherlock an unfortunately positioned tattoo for his birthday
