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nateural: nateural: I’m hugging my mother when she gets home. I forgot to turn on the oven. I’m a problem child and I’m almost 20.
pussylipgloss: thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die
Me, getting a self-harm impulse: look man I can stab myself in the neck whenever I want can I please at least finish my coffee
jaseminedenise: jaseminedenisephotography: There’s an adorable collaboration hitting my blog Sunday. What do you get when you combine @norafox, @superorange, and @jaseminedenisephotography. Find out on the blog Sunday! Photographer: Tumblr // Instagram
spankmeniall: how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
Get on your knees and look up at me whilst i fuck your pretty little mouth
vbros:vbros:Oh god dammit. Apparantly my harddrive hated all the venture bros eps I downloaded onto it, and not only deleted all of them but deleted ALL THE SAILOR MOON EPISODES I had on it too. I dug through websites for ages to get all the dubbed eps
quickweaves: imninm: quickweaves: WHAT THE HELL IS ON AUGUST ALSINA’S FEET ? CHRIS DELETE THIS NO! the world has to see this!
queefymanelaflare: hey guys i saw a porn gifington and my mcmeatery got a thorough bonerooski NYELLO!!! then i commented on it with some goobery like “yea do it for father” because im a BIG geek
deandrelittle: biracialroyalty: risaaalove: telvi1: blacksnobbery: weloveblackgirls: allblackeverythinng: noir-voulex: nooooo lmao Me Who’s his father We on the same page mr-ogunjobi Why do I feel like your future son will be this smooth?
idioticteen: i really wish i could date a famous person cause i would literally live for all the hate i would get, i would go on twitter just to read the hate while holding a glass of red wine in my other hand laughing
pajamaben: *gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
fantasy-galaxy: Tips on how to get a good sleep at night. Peppermint tea, or chamomile. (Whichever you prefer) 7 blunts smoked one after the other.
get turned on ;)
Get Down On Me
Might be getting a puppy tomorrow haha, this is the brother I met on a delivery to my friends house but I want the brown and white one (mostly brown one not mostly white one)
Come on… Get a little closer!!
Get your nasty
dobraeva: *puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
Tried this on three times until I finally decided to get it 😂
KAROL
GET WASTED ON LOVE
Just waiting to go on the trip. Leaving pretty early. Ready to get fuckin wasted.
Waiting on dj to get back. SMOKE HERB
Kill every human on Earth.
I got called in for night shift work on my day off. Had a guy come in the store with a cloud of weed following him, got stalked by a creepy guy who tried to get my number by asking if I wanted to go to Thailand with him next month, and was indirectly
So my dad came home with this giant today. Apparently the neighbors on the corner are getting rid of a bunch of stuff, and this was in the pile–complete Webster’s dictionary from the 1950′s. It’s… huge.
Spent over ŭ on buses to the next city over, 10+ miles away, to buy books that took both of us carrying together just to get home. Cuz when we adventure, we adventure hardhella-bogus
First day on the new job! Good way to start over, let’s do this 👍 👌
I hope everyone on my Christmas list knows they’re getting books this year
That moment of instant regret when you’re not brave enough to give someone on the bus your number and then you get off
When bae tryna get it on but you’re asexual as heck
One of the cool things about working where I do is I get to chill in the library down the street on my lunches
thebootygoon: thequeenbey: “Drunk in Love” cover on violin. This slays. HE FUCKIN DID THAT
Getting a message on tumblr and i think YAYYY somebody actually cares, and than you realize its just a spam!! -_-
guys I think you should stop self promoting yourselves on posts that I like because then I have to actually manually reblog things so I can get rid of your stupid “click here for more street fashion” like seriously be considerate, your hunger
abanclon: if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how im gonna have to once i get dat nip piercing siiiiigh
I want onion rings and brownies and a grilled cheese on challah with tons of bacon and also avocado and omg I’m so fucking hungry
gonna have to go see a piercer to get the captive ball hoop on my cartilage opened. worst timing, i have exams/finals due the next 3 days and then monday as well. sigh there goes my weekend
FINISHED W MY FRENCH CLASS and tbh i kicked ass on dat final i wrote an entire roman-feuilleton about some bourgeois motherfucker DeScEnDiNg into les égouts with a mothafuckin rat so he can ouvrir ses yeux to the injustice of the bourgeois and see that
wow i feel so shitty and anxious and out of sorts. i know this feeling i’ve fallen far behind in everything and am scared and don’t want to do all the work i have b/c there’s so much i feel like i’ll never get back up on everything. i just want
me too sula !! like everyone i know already moved on and i thought i was gonna be one of those too, i even tried convincing myself weeks before that i didn’t even care but now im like I DO CARE, I CARE A LOT….
Get you a woman
Gets drunk on the bathroom floor wOo
marsincharge: Shoutout to the pretty people who get slept on because they’re fat.
no-bains-on-my-swag: whats-the-ishu: 5ukhi: i love my car alot <3 hes weird. tu sala gay ah? -_- gandh paya panchod ne Ishu it doesn’t get any gayer than him.. sala. NOT GAY MY CAR IS A FEMALE, HER NAME IS SEETO
Me on drawing backgrounds
beautifuloregonvibes: I think its such a turn on when you are kissing someone and they get so into it they let out a moan.
archatlas: Underwater Shark Suite Would you sleep in this shark suite? French design agency Ubi Bene has collaborated with airbnb on an underwater accommodation — not suitable for the faint of heart. 360 degree transparent glass walls encircle
tartarustower: “how the fuck did my glasses get dirty when they’ve been on my face the entire fucking time” a biography