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clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh,
lzbth: ‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
whatever-peasant: Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
dietchola: IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
orangewave: it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if
mazesprinter: osamah: this is a commercial it has a bigger moral than 99% of movies this is why i always do nice things for others not because i’m going to get something back but because you never know how much a small kindness can change a life
sonadorperpetuo: que-mystery: bromancing-the-stone: legacyofthunderstorms: benedict-de-spinoza: raikbeard: inquisitorpsyduck: keatyne: some one tell me this isn’t true. someone tell me my shitty state isn’t getting shittier. nope. it’s
troyesivan: cestleprobleme: in-christ-alone: celeryandhummus: peetafrostmybuns: my older brothers dont even like me that much i can’t get over this is this her family? or… Yes, it’s her seeing her family after she won best actress at the
applejack2002: corinnestark: sharipep: Marge is such a great mom She gets it. SHE UNDERSTANDS THE PAIN
boomerrng: mistreat: it’s getting colder and darker and all i want to do is lay down with you all day you want to know what is cool about these posts? the fact that hundreds of people reblog them and they all have a certain some they thought about
anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone
avatargrimes: systemofadowny: forsciencejohn: love-megz: annetdonahue: The importance of consent: a narrative. I will forever reblog this gifset. look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
procrastveitor: loudons: A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever
sillycarlos: sillycarlos: my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT
dirtywrat: *puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
kaijuscience: it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes
turianloaf: zorada: I seriously laughed so hard. If you’re an astronaut like me, you’ll get it. I’M PRETTY SURE I’M NOT AN ASTRONAUT AND I GOT THIS JOKE THEY TEACH ABOUT JUPITER’S FUCKING GIANT NEVER ENDING STORM IN LIKE 3RD GRADE
ripplingmirrors: nickjetset: xenopheles: dandyads: Trojan Condoms, 1993 BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN. Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product! i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only
h0ckeymom: i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
jazzmanisineffect: Sometimes Finn and Jake display the most healthy and positive friendship I’ve ever seen and sometimes it makes me really happy that they don’t pull tropey bullshit and they have lines like this that show just how much they get
miscaitlin: miscaitlin: imagine being an actor/actress you would be able to kiss hot people omg and getting paid for it omg
bobbyhoying: There’s 100,000 signatures to get Justin Bieber deported it’s like shit imagine if people got that angry about like…uh important things?
asongofwinter: princess3hunna: immigra: Why are the ‘world wars’ called the ‘world’ wars when it was only a bunch a white countries beefing over who gets to control and fuck up the world the most? Why does everything white suddenly become the
svvords: is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
tolstory: is it possible to get this picture printed on my stomach
castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school
bludgertothehead: but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
choreograph: ozei: probably shouldve sketched this first in order to get the iris all circular and nice but it still looks pretty cool wow this is honestly incredible I WISH I COULD DRAW!!
marthur: ravenmaw: I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures oh wow this is amazing/hilarious. i especially love the two arseholes standing on a weird tree stump and MANPLANE if you thought it couldn’t get funnier btw
clifbarsandpeanutbutter: The hardest part of the run isn’t the last few miles, it’s when the alarm goes off and you have to remember why you set that alarm and why you want this. Get up. Shoes on. Run.
foxnewsofficial: next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have
muse-is-in-my-soul: delta—cubes: lucid-awakeningg: tyleroakley: caleighclements: symphony-of-words: raising awareness for turtle bullying. a growing problem. A very slowly growing problem. This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
cozyorangesweaters: heartrightoutofsync19: wonderfulcunt86: kaijuscience: it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or
mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
sweetslowsex: He’s holding is little hands like, “umm kind sir I’m back… i… is it ok if I get some more nuts? If not that’s ok I’m just hungry”
nanatsus: porcelainpaige: onmyway-tofitness: healthy—-lovee: sowouldfinnick: inspirationbyinvitation: Male feminists Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr. Reblog every time. Thank you Thank you.
onlinewifey: spaghettihos: REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES 1 million notes and i’ll do it let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
thegiveristheshit: whorecrux69: I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me may it
timothydelaghetto: Jeff Hong - “Unhappily ever after” It’s all so sad and thought provoking until you get to Chicken Little lol
al-grave: godotal: Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
usasheeran: sheeriosnotcheerios: Yet another great twitter convo It gets better
crusherccme: found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
tittily: my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
animes-books-and-movies: danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do you
baby-pixie: Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
fegeleh:in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed
realityexistsinmymind: stereofeathers: whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it idk if this is funny or sad
iamtallandthin: iamtallandthin: iamtallandthin: iamtallandthin: there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow thsi is the best day of my life
justinhiills: lokifeelsruinedmylife: gerancho: freshprinceoftsundere: EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW so if im in love with someone does that make it a chemical romance not anymore get out
kieraplease: As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost
destielsrainbowdick:morlarty:IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.however if you’re trying to kill someone DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE THE
theonetheycalljoanna:fotzenueberall:Today I put some of them all over the city. I thought its a good way to get attention on it. This is perfect.
mhd-hbd: cancerously: treasurewisesilliness: This is Japan in a nutshell. Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual. This, this is the beauty
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