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I’m so sleepy but always really want to get myself off
I go through phases of feeling terrible about myself every couple of months and I think I’m coming out of one today becus I decided to get my pink wig out and take pics & I felt great!
I feel poo & don’t wanna get out the car to go to work
please PLEASE try not to get covid, if you can. i promise you ms rona is still out here and attacking
murderousart: Sugar Coat for @mcsweezy this OC’s ass is killing me and im okay with it UNFThis is fuckin hella famm
Bringing this back too :P coz Im damn jealous of her. lol
J-J-Joonie ! Stop it! My heart cant take it asjdasnsdkj Get in me u sexy beast >.< asjdnaska
Sobbing because my laptop chargers wire is ripping apart and the only way to get it to work sometimes is purposely bending it(which means ripping it apart further) And it can only take so much and I fear that it soon will stop bending the way I want it
arcticmonkies: FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS POSTS GET ZERO NOTES ITS THE LAW
I did one bad thing and suddenly i feel like the world is out to get me. Idk anymore. ;A;
kahona-chan replied to your post: The boy I’m babysitting is really pissing me off. you babysitte Coffee!? coffee? :o what/who??? 0-0 lol But ya i babysit my moms friend’s kid on the weekends because she said i’d get paid :D WHY DID I AGREE
I can’t believe im voluntarily going to school on a saturday morning to take a practice test for the official damn test -_-
So here’s this “what i think may be a long post to get some things out of my chest in hopes that i’ll feel better.” I’ve been struggling in this highschool since the day i entered last year. And honestly I told myself that
themarvelousm: nepeter: one day im going to hire a prostitute and just tell her about my feelings
I’ve been trying to hold myself back from continuing to watch FBND because its easier for me to just get hit with a bunch of drama feels at once when the whole show is finished but I CANT WAIT. ;-; time to watch ep 8
my dogs not getting any better and idk what to do anymore
Sorry for the spam guise im still stuck on FBND…
I literally just have one sheet of math hw to do and im acting like its gonna fucking kill me to just sit down and do it :[
But Ashlie I’m getting… Junho feels
When i get married i hope my husband cuts the crust off my sandwiches and cuts them in half
its 6am and im sitting here still crying over Shut up flower boy band, Rooftop Prince and Werewolf Boy. what is life
What really pissed me off about this ep. of Just You is that 1.everyone is getting angry at Qi Yi as if hes responsible for this shit. like cmon now hes her boss. Hes not responsible for liang liang like seriously he didnt do anything. 2. Liang Liang
Its 2:30am and i just got out of the shower and now im starting my homework. At least its friday
“Im dumb so you tell me. If us being lovers is the cause what will the effect be?” NO. NO THIS DRAMA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART RIGHT NOW I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS OHGOD SOMEONE HOLD ME
I really have to finish Queen In Hyuns man but like..i think i keep pushing it off because im almost done with it and i dont want it to end:c
oppa420: EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET INTO SPEED RIGHT NOW THEY ARENT MESSIN AROUND THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT THEIR DANCES COULD REVIVE THE FOUNDING FATHERS
labyrinthofleah: MC-chan bustin’ out those smoooooooth moves. Get ‘im, gurl.
hyunsuks: MC: I heard Lee Jongsuk bites a lot, right? Yuri: He did it when we first met. […] Upon first meeting you would be taken aback by something like that but it was just him showing affection. I wondered what planet he came from after he bit
bonanzajellybean:im-still-in-shock: They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still… I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :( HE EATS PEOPLE
chessys: i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look
spockcoded:thepleasuregoblin:spockcoded:some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to meyou are all sick in the headsorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as
rainbowjellies: omg wouldnt it be so crazy if i came back to tumblr dot com to post the link to my awesome “which txt member is your boyfriend but im right” quiz and then left to never be seen again hahaha jk unless?
*slowly wakes up to my puppy for once actually curled up nuzzling in my side* Omg I’m blessed..* moves away a lil to get up but then shewakes up and crawls over and stretches her whole body on top of mine, resting her head on my shoulder/chest*Fuck
Ugh I’m torn between if I should just get my lazy butt up and pee then finally sleep or keep doing my lazy hold blah idk what I wanna do
*sneaks past parents, as they sleep, in a slightly wet diaper to get a cup of sweet tea*Mission accomplished guys!!
snuggles-n-puddles: Little omo thing*wakes up in the middle of the night needed to pee**doesn’t wanna get up**scoots to the end of the bed**goes pee pee in my panties**goes back to where I was sleeping**night night*
You ever feel dumb cause doing something “rebellious” is causing you to be an anxiety mess lmao??I’m not even doing anything crazy.. I’m just sneaking outside for like 1 min to get something from a friend then coming back, but still aghhh I’m
I will never really get people who are into hard vore, like dude you just killed a guy? Inside of you? How is this hot to you??? You’ve just been arrested and your in court for murder of someone and like wut???
fuckrashida: trapcard: masclanafan: kingorb: masclanafan: “triggers” are honestly made up im so over that shit lol this triggered me tw: trigger It’s so weird when these people act as if triggers are something that only exist on tumblr when
Dang I keep getting reminded that 15 year old me was a shitty person, rip
gearboxpraexology:memory-of-a-gldfsh:gearboxpraexology: problemstheclown:gearboxpraexology:problemstheclown:bro we can’t have 80% of the world population losing access to IM every time Facebook’s servers crash lmao we Need to break this mf Up “Break
soloontherocks: jackthevulture: IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES SHOTS FUCKING FIRED For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics
churchsext: bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
u know what's great? im not in highschool anymore
delta-hexagon:posting on twitter feels like throwing something you worked on for hours, days, weeks into a river, hoping it’ll get swept out to sea for many people to experience, only for it to immediately crash into some rocks and explode. its
kennyy-b: tormans-space: pioneerman: kodaksnacks: Stepping outside in the mornings Truly SIS IM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU!!! 😂
smandraws: growth drive update! he got much heftier and taller hes like 10 feet tall here im gonna have to institute a cap- likes and reblogs will only contribute up to the same amount of weight as the donations, but donation contribution will be
t-i-n-g: i cant even play hard to get im already hard to want
tittybread: eurotrottest: jas0nwaterfalls: jas0nwaterfalls: jas0nwaterfalls: hotel sex is always some nasty ass sex just extra wild for no reason smh you dont have to give a single fuck about furniture… at all. you get extra bold too… all the
If you’re on tumblr right this very second, you should know that even if times get rough you are still a fucking fantastic person and you deserve to have a great day.
Taylor here. I'm locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.
paradisaic: jocknotized: maxhockeyjock: “Hey, bro, you better get goin or you’re gonna be late to class.” “Class?” “Yeah bro. English class.” “I speak English bro. Don’t need no class on it.” “Dude
godtricksterloki: comicbookartwork: Thor Battles Iron Man GO GET ‘IM, BLONDIE! FUCK UP THAT FABIO LOOKING MUTHAFUCKA, IRON MAN!Science > Magic
godtricksterloki: wanteddead11: godtricksterloki: comicbookartwork: Thor Battles Iron Man GO GET ‘IM, BLONDIE! FUCK UP THAT FABIO LOOKING MUTHAFUCKA, IRON MAN!Science > Magic ^ talk all you want. Thor could easily break Stark’s spine in
godtricksterloki: wanteddead11: godtricksterloki: wanteddead11: godtricksterloki: comicbookartwork: Thor Battles Iron Man GO GET ‘IM, BLONDIE! FUCK UP THAT FABIO LOOKING MUTHAFUCKA, IRON MAN!Science > Magic ^ talk all you want. Thor could
starxreactor: Safari Guy (whispering): “As you can see, we’ve got two crocodiles” Crocodile 1: “Girl, he think you don’t see him” Crocodile 2: “He dumb as a box of rocks” Crocodile 1: “Girl, get ‘im” Crocodile 2: “Bitch,
Oh man, i showed up so late for work this morning. Jesus. Ive been getting yelled at for the last 20 minutes about tardiness. Dude, ive been here three years, and I’m barely even late, if ever. Suck my dick.
No really, seriously when I was a teenager I was pretty sure/hoping I’d be dead by 22. the fact that im still alive is as much a surprise to me as it is to literally anyone else who knew me when I was younger.
ive sprained just about everything that can be sprained, numeratous lacerations, bruises beyond number, but I ain’t never broken anything. not a single broken bone in my whole life. i think i should get a reward for that or something.