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orcaspanielmermaids:renpai:my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” I hope you kissed her nose for that, because that is the cutest shit I’ve read, all day.
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renpai: my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes”
fuckyahumor: renpai: my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes”
Now that my parents are back in Maryland, the car is my main stress again. What if I end up driving across the country by myself with an anxious German shepherd and a spastic kitten? My father in law said he’d go with me, but I can’t ask that
thickloadsforcumsluts: this cute german girl has a secret… she prefers her hamburgers with a special creamy sauce only boys can make… and the fact is any boy she has asked was more than happy to provide her with some
wildersage:asked my friend why the @ symbol is called (spider) monkey in german and polish and they sent me this drawing
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sexistentialisms: While living in Nazi-occupied Paris during World War II, one German officer allegedly asked him, upon seeing a photo of Guernica in his apartment, “Did you do that?” Picasso responded, “No, you did.”
renpai:my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes”
por un ask, te hago un bailesito sensual como el de German :
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I’m enjoying my first autumn in California🇺🇸. Many of you are asking where I’m originally from - I’m Czech, so I speak Czech language🇨🇿 My second language is German.🇩🇪 so, if you write me, the best way is in English,
renpai: my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” Haha that’s adorably funny
throatfuckme:dfwjeep:german-cowboy:How do I get the same Uber driver back for every trip??? @@Damn!! Am ready to fuck any hitchhiker asking for a ride.
nakedguysfromkik: Pj asked me to sit down on his german cock, Should i accept?
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thickloadsforcumsluts: this big tit german cumslut asked her boyfriend to shoot his cocksauce into a glass for two weeks straight… putting it in the freezer in between cumshots until she was ready to thaw her sperm cocktail… and she had him dump
lufthansa: 💬 The German guests ask if we have ketchup for their noodles. 🗯 You’ve got to be kidding me!?!
UK government asks German residents to drive lorries even if they never have before
archiemcphee: German street artist MTO was recently invited to the city of Rennes in northwestern France by his friends Gwenaelle Vinouse and Fred Laroche (two designers from the “Atelier a Quatre”) who asked him to co-exhibit with them in a
Four months ago I started to take evening classes in German. In my class there were these two super hot girls. No man could take his eyes off them and then one night, after the end of our lesson, they came up to me and asked if I wanted to have a drink
iseeadarkness13: Kids at their grandparents: check.Enough rope: check. Big ballgag: check. A hot wife: check.Now we need a naughty scenario 🤔Last time she entered the room dressed like a schoolgirl and asked with a German accent if I had ordered a
