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candyhousebimbos: The future you. Start today, girls.
candyhousebimbos: The future you What a pretty dress.
mywifeand: Face it white boys, white women and black men belong together. It’s the future, you cant stop it. So learn to love it.
flexery: imp: to constantly have your eye on some idealized version of a future-“you” is to doom yourself indefinitely into a state of fragmented dissociation
kimberlyswallows: candyhousebimbos: The future you is proud to wear her Man’s cum Looks familiar
dilldoee: Spent the morning doing a photo shoot with Sean and I couldn’t be happier with the turn out. I just love him so much. More pics to come in the future. :) You guys should all check out our friend Danielle’s other amazing pics on her flickr,
deathmetal-alchemist: I’ve waited so long to reblog this you don’t understand WHERE’S MY HOVERBOARD DAMMIT!?
Hugh Jackman Fought to Show You His Naked Ass
trophyfemales: candyhousebimbos: The future you. What a gorgeous toy! She’s got such a pretty face and her tits are perfect! Her owner could choose to dress her in any way and she’d be a sure head-tuner… that’s if and when he chooses to dress
If my future girlfriend can’t sing SWV, Brownstone, 702 or any 80s-90s R&B girl groups with me, it just won’t work. Being white isn’t an excuse either
I’m looking forward to the weeks when we have a designated bath night. We can giggle and kiss and relax. Hands and soap an burbles can go wherever they wish. Occasionally we can invite a friend, if you want. But I would like this to be a thing to
One day we are going to Paris. I want to watch your face as your mouth takes in a perfect butter croissant. I want to take turns telling stories at The Louvre about all the art and how it got there. I want to kiss you at the top and bottom, and on
grizzlymom: when you realise that late capitalism, global destruction of ecosystems, climate change, white supremacy, and a global resurgence of fascism, nationalism and xenophobia are all coming to a head within your lifetime and its going to be on
dnotive: the-cosmic-man:What if Bad Dragon made 3D printing blueprints for all of their dildos. They put them online for sale and people buy them, but then put the blueprints on torrent sites.What if, in the future, you could torrent Bad Dragon dildos.
so instead of working on this paper, I was just thinking that when I get to my goal weight, I’d like for you to fuck me in the laundry room. like, just because.
youknow-me-not-my-story: Words cannot describe the emotion I felt sending that text. Everyone in an Ldr will agree that sending this text is an insane feeling. Knowing that it’s official, and that you’ll be going home soon…it’s honestly surreal.
matriarchofmadness: when i get married our first dance will be to the twenty one pilots cover of can’t help falling in love with you because it’s beautiful and at the same time just emo enough to keep up my rep
dear young girls who think that they may want a future with another girl:
snohohowhite: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future
candyhousebimbos: The minimum standard. The near-future you switches off her brain and enjoys being used in any way her man wants.
city-fog-and-brave-dialogue: ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS.
liquidstar: liquidstar: how fucked up is it that in the future you could stumble upon internet threads and the timestamps would be “one century ago” like imagine that… youre reading the words of these people, their conversations and their lives
I thought you forgot about me lol
ladymacbetha-deactivated2015052: If that’s the future, you can have it!
ratsofftoya: clown-names: clown-names: ratsofftoya: ratsofftoya: impeachy the conservative clown I predicted the future you fucking did it the clown No. We did it.
fuckyeahspringfield: the-man-with-the-broom asked: Do you know what happen to Ned Flanders kids? Were they in the new episode? Nope.
the-grudge-girl: Kokurri-san Kokkuri-san is the most well-known scary game in Japan. It is similar to the ouija board and often played by Japanese schoolchildren who want to summon a spirit so that they can ask questions about the future. You need:
yourlifeiswhatyoumakeit: The Future You
inthefuture1:in the future you’re here, next to me
darkpa1e: darker than my future
sailormoonlife: How…how could you even EAT such an adorable thing? ommmg<3
My eyeliner runs in constellations, for you dear.
demho3zhatinq: virgoassbitch: mybloodrunsrad: jesussbabymomma: thejoeboard: robmyheart: SHE DID THAT me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036 Every time I see this video, it renews me @virgoassbitch this is future you!! LITERALLY!!!! I bet
musclepuppano: I go out of my way to physically make note of anything hypocritical anyone ever says in order to have hard evidence against them in case of the very off chance that I’ll ever need it in an argument against them in the future. you’re
PAUSE reflect on all the blessing of 2015 & the blessing to come in 2016. In this great future you can’t forget your past - Bob Marley by 1daisymarie
mydarkangel2pls: darklin1965: As requested……my horrible voice 😂😂😂 *cringe Oh my God you 😂😂😂😂😂Uh fucking accents!!Right ladies?? I just thought of something…😂😂😂😂 Now I can’t stop laughing. If
jonasvasqez: “When the scientists of the future come to my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell those scientists to p i s s o f f .”
Your killing the city you ignorant fucks
alonestar: pr1nceshawn: Times When The Simpsons Predicted The Future. You forgot when they predicted Trumps presidential campaign
If that’s your ex, you should probably own a pistolBut I’m guessin’ it’s wiser to exit with dude.
regularbread: scrawnyflannelman: dduane: astrofyre: gargoame: akireyta: mikaisyuu: yungcosmonauts: neural-entropy: colormebowie: did-you-kno: NASA created retro travel posters for different locations in our solar system in hopes of inspiring
shaymitchdaily: “Well, the future better get ready for me. ‘Cause I’m Foxxy Cleopatra, and I’m a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN.”
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inthefuture1: in the future you’re here, next to me
candyhousebimbos: The future you
candyhousebimbos: The future you in 2016?
candyhousebimbos: The future you?
zerevis-things: In the future you will find me at twtter:https://twitter.com/zerevis_things
movieoftheday: Marty: I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.
fuck you and your midi fighter
When bae tryna get it on but you’re asexual as heck
batreaux: the future is here and its stupid and i love it
sissystable: Is this the future you ?
What do you mean this isnt how it went
