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All of my models, like I am sure all other women, have stories about their periods. Maybe their cycle started too soon, the amount was unexpected, or even worse, never came at all. I’ve heard dozens of these stories, most being embarrassing, funny,
Empathy = zero
Really, grandpa? *yawn*
He’s intrigued by your tale
Well played, Pixar … well played
You’re annihilating my innocence
Baby baptism blues
Just get to the point
The inspired, irreplaceable comedic insanity that was Monty Python
Now that’s what I call creative writing
I’d hazard a guess it’s bad luck any day of the week … but, whatever
“I tell my stories louder all the time: mean and ugly stories; funny, almost bitter stories; passionate, desperate stories - all of them have to be told in order not to tell the one the world wants, the story of us broken, the story of us never
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cumberbitchsandwich: February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft Holmes. Tall, fat and annoying. Must go immediately. Call for details.’
esgaroths: February 22nd, 2011. Sherlock tries to sell Mycroft. John says no.
littlemisshamish:
I didn’t even know you could make fake reviews on Amazon until I found these little gems. Is all directly from Amazon. If you dont believe me look under electronics with “Sort by” set “Price: High to Low”
when you act like an idiot in public.
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bimbohearts: littlebrokenbarbiedoll: bimbohearts: The funny thing about this post is it started out (like this version of it) as a story I capped, and then someone took the story off it and it got really popular with sissy blogs, and now it’s got
funny-bonez: thestirge: So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford.
the-best-of-funny: ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as
So Relatable
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Excellent. Ha.
Heh.
HA
…. that was a good read. HAHAHAHA. XD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
…. disturbing…
Evil.
Ahahahahahahaha! XD
lol This fucking slayed me.
lmao
…. ffs.
I actually agree.
Ha.
Im with the last comment…
wrathofthegiraffe:There should be a word to describe that horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out. So you just finish the story and everyone
lol The feels…
potter-merlin: longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to
College Major Stereotypes:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:wait okay I’m sorry but with the ending of the finale and the fact that the next special is gonna be a dalek story….the concept that after all these years, all these battles, all
Anyone remember this book? I loved it as a kid in the 80’s
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story-boi: “It’s just like having a sex toy,” “How do you figure, Earl?” “When you thrust all the way in, his lil’ pussy clamps down hard.” “That’s funny, when you bottom out his throat close down. His tonsils are kissin’ my head
Sooo I’m n Walmart with this 👵 lady n front of me. Her total CM out 2b about 跌.00 Bt her EBT 💳 card declined.. So y'all know what I did..GOD is definitely going 2bless me 4this🙏it was a lot of groceries Bt I helped her put every single
glumshoe: glumshoe: I don’t think I shared this story from camp before, but I just related it to my dad and remembered how funny it was. One week this past summer, I had a cabin of really funny boys who all had kind hearts but serious meme problems.
When I first meet somebody and realize I'm talking too much
best-of-funny: catalysticskies: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you so this one time i was walking
Funny back story to my username 😂😂 I had just started my blog it was fairly new just started out barely had 50 followers and at the time I had just found a blog I was in love w/ @mookie-is-mindless-for-girls her blog was life at the time an as u
funny how you dedicated this to me before and now its perfect for you. “I always returned with some new little song, some sad story to tell of a brief love affair with a boy I compared to you and he failed.”
mynameis-big: Happy Yeti Vases, funny “ I always found the Yeti story funny – that snow monster that wants to frighten those that go to the north pole ”
If you know how to make me laugh by saying stuff I find funny, you instantly are intresting for me. You need to be seem spontaneous for being funny in a casual way and at same time a bit cocky the right way. And YOU,you never are telling stories
Funny school story
Some more insight on the Funny Bunny. I bring this up because today is the White House Easter Egg Roll, and the story the Funny Bunny was in had her stealing Easter Eggs at the White House Easter Egg Hunt.(reasuringsoldier)areare these supposed to be
(½) Alright, I was going to post to remind everyone that Easter is coming, and to harken back to the Funny Bunny saga, but in looking back into it, I discovered something. The Funny Bunny story was a comic adaptation of a Live-Action episode of Spidey
