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This disturbs me so greatly… I almost didn’t blog… I have to let this danger be known though. Im not sure how it happened, because Ive done that before and it didn’t happen to me, but everyone BEWARE….
…. I would make you cum 5 times before I ever took care of myself if you said that to me… yer a doll. xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox ***Disclaimer: I didnt screenshot fuck all. Got this off a website. Shut the fuck up in advance thanks. ;)
….. nice.
Ha.
Who doesnt?
lol…. Pun opportunity…. taken.
Not even going to question why this turns me on…
…. marry me.
Yes… yes there is.
Doing this at some future date.
Thank gods theres a poster! Now I know.
What beer…
I’ve never wanted to penetrate spiderman so much in my entire life…
lol So true.
lol I bet shit like that actually happens…
lmao…… The dogs just like… boob-stoned out of his mind.
Succinct.
lmao…. >_>
….. lol…. some people should really learn to be less one dimensional.
lmao… Women fucking do that to me all the time.
Legitimate statement.
Noted.
FUCKIN’ MARY ME. I love fuckin’ HIPS! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo
Ahhh sweet sweet progress….
Look… if you’re one of those women who says they “understand men” and you dont know why this is uber fucking sexy… let me tell you… you dont understand fuck all… ahahhahaha
Yes please.
….. you get yours Yoda, atta boy.
*cock twitch*
Sigh. I wish.
…. I’ve never wanted to be spaghetti so much in my entire life…
lmao…
lmao… SUCH a good read.
lmao…. Thats a hell of a perspective right there.
HEH.
lol Thats some good hotel service.
lmao…. This might be one of the sexiest pictures I’ve ever seen…
Fucking Japan… I heart you guys…
What the FUCK is happening here…
lmao…. Wonder if that would actually work…
Artfully placed.
… a little? Be serious.
…. ouch.
lol An interesting take on “Story Hour”….
lol……. Someone had to say it. ***NOTE: If he’s into 13 yos he’s not a pedophile. Extremely misused term. Pedophilia is not related to any age, its related to physical development. Pedophiles like prepubescent girls,
lol Accurate.
I think I fucking know this broad!!!! XD Also… *cock twitch*
Me too.
….
YA ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED LADIES, STOP BEING SELF CENTERED. Ahem… Im fine.
Ya. Sexist wenches. =_=
=O
…. I love the internet.
lol Man… if they would just make an obvious dirty Disney/Pixar etc movie… that would be my new fap material for MONTHS.
lol…..The start of a hippie Harlequin Novel…
….. Listen… IM gonna be YOUR Daddy…. *cock twitch*
Ha. GET IT?
… >_>
… *buys plane ticket to… somewhere, anywhere*
….. I might just have to reconsider L.A.R.P.ing….. *cock twitch*
….. Gift Horse…. avoids eye contact…
