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lmao… I saw this coming.
lmao… That would actually probably work sometimes… genius.
The smilie at the end was a pretty good improv. Kudos sir.
Okay honestly… this is too… uh… vanilla for my blog really but come on? A T-rex joke? Must reblog.
I know, I KNOW! This is really too cute for my blog… but come on? Dinosaur jokes are the HEIGHT of humor… ^_^
…. I’m gonna try this line for sure… >_>
…. This is amazing…
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…………….. I don’t even know what to say……..
… You’d think if you were about to sell your mouth for a grade you’d make sure it’d work first….
Is there some kind of Nobel prize for banisters… I have your winner right here….
Who doesn’t? I mean as long as they bathe…. and are disease free… and dont look several decades older than they are, and wont try to stab me in my sleep, or steal from me, or cant fake an orgasm, or… Imma have to rethink
Honestly… this is how I feel about chipper people in the morning if I haven’t had coffee yet….
Ya… that’s always my assumption. The bitches in question tend to disagree however… it ends badly in general… luckily I don’t give a shit. ^_^
…. this should be the cover of every Cosmo in existence for eternity… =_=
… it looks like my years and years of gifting my wisdom to the world have paid off. Well done disciple… well done…
Good call Bro…. ^_^
I wonder if this would work as a pickup…. women? Opinions?
…. been better if it was Depp… >_>
Oooooooooooooooooo….. note burn. Classic…
This made me laugh so loud I actually had my roomy come yell at me…. XD
I disagree not at all with this…. in any way…EXCEPT… blonde hair ew.
lmao… if I met this dweeb in real life… I’d shove something up his ass. Violently. Without lube. Or warning…
…. won’t even try to deny it…. >_>
Story of my life bro… story of my life…
Possibly the most ghetto thing I have ever seen in the entirety of my life…. >_<
……………… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
If you don’t get it… it’s because you’re a lamer… ^_^
That can’t possibly be true……………………..
See? Even floods have silver linings! ^_^
…. so not fair… =(
If EVER there was a dog who deserved a treat….
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! XD
Should thrown those commandments into the bible. Pillows instead of stone tablets too. Genius. ^_^
Amen.
=O I KNEW IT!!!!! XD
Gahahahahahaha! I wish I was that cool when I was a teen…. NICE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Micky you fucking brown belt mother fucker!
So true….
I won’t lie…. maybe it’s because I’m sick, or tired or… horny, I don’t know… but… I literally stared at this for 3 seconds after reading it before I laughed… I am ashamed… >_>
lol This right here… this is about the extent of my high society tendencies…. Gaha!
Oh no… they’ve created a word for that thing I do… fudge….
Wow…. good point.
Gahahahahahaha! I know a girl like that. ^_^
…. I WANT!
GAHA!!! XD
I want this on a tshirt… like… right now. ^_^
Fuck…. I knew that shit was no accident!!!
Holy fuck nuts…. this is so depressing… I’m not even sure I can say what I want for fear of pushing whomever likes this into killing themselves… >_>
….. despite the general tone and composition of my blog… some things are just too cute NOT to be posted… >_>
…. so that’s what my future wife will look like….
What can I say… it’s a gift. ;)
…… I love this for no reason whatsoever… wtf…. XD
HA!
Ha. This must be old. These days girls take at least a perc for a headache…. >_>
…. that makes me want to cry….
GAHA! XD
… right? That bitch was so prissy… I mean I still wanna lick her head bone extrusion thingy…. but prissy for sure…