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LIKE A BOSS. XD
…… you’re taking it too far bro…. >_>
So incredibly true…. =P
Like… I dont…. what…. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE!!!
SWEET, SWEET VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya…. that about sum’s it up. ^_^
I won’t lie…. I just giggle… >_>
WAY overpriced… in my neighborhood anyways. ;)
I feel the same way about every single aspect of myself. I mean… if I just acted myself around everyone and ate properly… you’d all crown me king of the universe. ^_^
….. amen.
I love math. *hugs math*
=_= Agreed.
Luckily for me, I’ve mastered the art of the SBND. Silent but not deadly. Its a gift. ^_^
*teenage men like her. As far as I can tell its only teenage boys and the immature who even CARE about big tits… I mean… I dont. *shrug* Which would also explain the USA’s love of them. ^_^
HEY! NO! LIES! That’s what we HOPE for, not what we EXPECT, or PICTURE the whole time. FFS… women are so crass. >_>
……………….. XD
… oh ya. I’m using this, or some variation thereof, in the future. Count on it. ^_^
Superman 1 - Batman… 0.
I’m not gonna hold my breath on that one… =_=
….. <3 I want it.
…. Fishing… BOSS Level…. =O
………………………. YOU SO FUCKING CAN! XD
……………… I almost didn’t post this… because it may be racist… however… its comedic value FAR outweighs that… so…. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>_> Its cute… don’t judge me…
…. just another reason Canada is awesome… we produce THIS level of amazing genetics…. you jelly? ^_^
…………… =O I’m ashamed this joke never occurred to me….
………… I don’t believe in coincidences… ^_^
… profoundly true. =) Not even sure I would have made it to the colon myself.
……… XD If you don’t get this… you are NOT cool. Live with it. ^_^
… amen.
Happens to me all the time… sigh… there should be a support group. ;)
…. WELL? WRITE THAT FUCKIN’ SHIT DOWN!!!
….. I don’t even know what to say….
Good one bro, good one. ^_^
This would help even the King of Virgins…
Honestly...
<3
Squirt that shit it Life’s eye. Or if you’re religious God’s. =_=
Jelly.
Plausible.
There’s a racial joke in there and I’m not going to say it.
Tough one? You pick the fuckin’ brunette. What are you? New?
……. I don’t even know where to start on how, psychologically, this is FUBAR.
Me when I fap. ^_^
lol Stupid fucker… say that shit in person or on paper. Something that doesn’t leave a digital footprint. Amateur… ^_^
GAHA! XD
This explains my lack of friends entirely.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD
lmao Ya… Ive almost had this exact thought.
HA! EAT IT HITLER! This is gonna make me hate paying my gas bill a little less this friday…. ^_^
… seems legit… >_>
This is so true in my case I can’t even accurately describe it to you…. =)
I know this is intended as a joke but it makes sense to me. I could give a fuck how a mans hair looks. On the other hand I have a minor hair fetish and if women wanna obsess on their own hair then AMEN. XD
I don’t really care about the first type, not a tit man. The second pisses me off regularly though…
…. such a great idea. *plans out similar ploy*
lmao I never looked at it that way. No wonder the style never appealed to me, being as generously endowed as I am. *brags*
……………. Ha. I’ve felt the emotional equivalent of this before. XD
… I should tattoo this on my head…
I think the bear trap was a little much… >_>
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