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Jeffery was a smart kid. Smart enough to know that good grades couldn’t get him everything he wanted from life. What he really wanted was to fuck Ms. Miller, his English Literature teacher. Unfortunately, rumour had it that Ms. Miller was a lesbian.
sextra-orgasms: I would love to dress up fancy, whip is cock out of his smart trousers and hoist my smart pencil skirt up and fuck on a desk. Sounds classy as fuck.
randomlyrelevant: robregal: greenteashawty: shehateme: the-strength: Dude. Got. THE FUCK. Outta there! YO. My smart ass would’ve figured out how to break every law of physics and teleport myself back to the crib. Then again, my smart ass would’ve
msmina: irene seems so fucking tired of getting complimented only on her looks.like that woman opens her mouth to say something smart and a man just fucking interrupts and goes ‘why are u so pretty’ like bitch shut the fuck up i wanna hear what She
scottishshortbread: kmykmykmy: Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
whorecruxin: carlathezombie: fandomslutcakes: poisonyouko: FUCK THESE ARE CUTE! where are the master assassins though? They’re smart enough not to run off the fucking cliff in the first place. They’re smart enough not to run off the fucking
Smart assed fucking popsicle sticks. =_=
hermescostellos:last night pat and i came up with a phantom blood high school AU out of nowhere omg so i doodled during class…. jonathan is like…the really smart kid from a nice family, and speedwagon is a delinquent that gets like beaten up and saved
Getting Vanguard Force = jfc I am so fucking smart I love this buff.
rufustfirefly: “I hope they are intimidated by me, yes. Sometimes, it depends on if they’re smart or not.” (x)
sarcasmlock: mypaindemandstobefelt: breadmaakesyoufat: shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd. I don’t care how smart you are or how much you like school, exams still suck. OKAY BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE FUCKING STUDIED FOR THIS, HOW GOOD
smileofaprince: tamaki suoh is smart TAMAKI SUOH IS SMART HE IS NUMBER ONE IN HIS CLASS NOT UNDERSTANDING SOCIAL CUES DOESN’T MEAN HE’S STUPID HE MANAGED TO FIND A PLACE FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE CLUB DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKED THE OURAN WORLD
awildofnothing: Do you ever like… do you ever just feel like, something’s not right? Like… I’m not super smart, but I’m not super stupid either. Like my boyfriends are on a two year rotation, like before Hector, there was Craig, like two
lyricalpavlee: poetiic-motion: twerkteamofficial: merakisoule: kaylahraquel: Why do they want him? Because he is “too smart” wow wtf THERE IS A HIT LIST IM THE PUBLIC’S EYE YET NO POLICE RAID?! NO MEDDIA COVERAGE?! NO OUTCRY OF JUSTICE?!
caliphorniaqueen: Beyonce is so fucking smart. She played the game and her role as the sweet, acceptable light skinned nigress til she got the whites in the palm of her hand and then showed the whole world who she really is. She’s gotten to a place
thahalfrican: YALL STOP GIVING THESE BADASS CHIRRENS SMART PHONES 😂😂 💀💀💀💀💀
dickprintbandit: bitch 🗣🗣 Fuck you mean, he tried to smash! Can’t get mad if she wanna cancel his ass after that.
CROW it understood there was water in there…and exactly how to get the water out….it just couldn’t do it alone…hot damn they are fucking smart This crow would have grown up in that area, watching people with bottles. It would have observed
haemophobic-bloodmage: it’s a good thing u pretty Inuyasha because u sure ain’t smart
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg” Animals are so fucking smart, but we kill them. What a shame
Hey, nobody gives a fuck about how your android had X feature way before Apple. Can y'all just stop now? Ugh
karshmallow: blizzard employee 1: hey what do human teeth look like blizzard employee 2: blizzard employee 1: god youre so fucking smart
sugarelephants: Also stop fucking saying “_______ (smart, happy, whatever) girls are sexiest!” WHO THE FUCK CARES IF I’M SEXY. I should be smart, happy, etc. for my welfare, not because it’s attractive to anyone!
sonofbukowski: “Each night was about the same. I’d put on my show for her. I’d tell her what a great brain I had. “You’re so fucking smart, what’re you doing living in a hole like this?”, “I’m resting up baby, I haven’t made my move
memewhore: randomlyrelevant: robregal: greenteashawty: shehateme: the-strength: Dude. Got. THE FUCK. Outta there! YO. My smart ass would’ve figured out how to break every law of physics and teleport myself back to the crib. Then again, my smart
scream-movies:“Stupid people go back! Smart people run! We’re smart people, so we should just get the fuck outta here!” - Scream 2 (1997, dir. Wes Craven)
i-am-a-fish: rosepowdr: i-am-a-fish: i don’t got street smarts OR book smarts. where the fuck did i invest all my skill points In gay
lesbiansnoopy: I love being a dumb bitch. My wife is gonna be so fucking smart and I’ll be sitting there utterly in love not knowing a single goddamn thing. That’s love folks
pelkoja: pelkoja: in my experience men interested in WW2 think they’re so fucking smart for knowing about like, one of the most commonly taught events in history call me when you are interested in FUEDAL RUSSIA
anais-ninja-bitch: dunroamins: witchesversuspatriarchy: Grandmas FTW ✨ Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER fuck it up granma
lovedlea: madlori: Bob Ross is so fucking smart, y’all.
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
princefaery: princefaery: dogs will not eat your homework they are too smart for that i had a dream, which i woke up from to make this post i guess, where i was trying to make my dog eat my textbook so i wouldnt have to do my homework and he said “to
owlmylove: if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands
anaukin: someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you. me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool
memeufacturing: secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HEREme: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!!joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!
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beacon-of-light: nosociallifeintended: sinkatsea: Respect him, because of this. Preach. Beautiful Motherfucker. Preach. HE IS SO FUCKING SMART.
sketiana:mate who the fuck is in charge of netflix. “tall girl” they made a movie abt a 16 yo pretty rich smart healthy white american girl whos only issue in life is that shes 6'1. like not to act smart but im pretty sure theres at least
spacequeeen: ofools: don’t test me you fucking smart ass rocks this is it this is divination
Fifty Shades of Grey uses really unnecessary and forced vocabulary. Like..a simple word would have sufficed, but she just wanted to shove a big word into the sentence to sound smart. Just no. “That was very profligate of you.” Oh, wait,
nue: shout out to all the 13 y/o’s on here that are literally so fucking smart and educated on so many different topics & very nice & well rounded as well b/c when i was 13 i was making ur mom jokes and laughing at dick jokes while simuntaneously
iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
awesomejudas123fan: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! The cheating of the girls….so fucking smart
My smart ass would say this beautifully. Those call me a smart ass quite often should fucking love this.
ruckusdog: He’s smart and beautiful. Smart enough to know if he lays around naked, I’m gonna fuck him stupid.
niclc: heyjosh19: reverendmaynard: skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin This is why this website scares me because we’re so fucking smart
br0ken-and-lost: beacon-of-light: nosociallifeintended: sinkatsea: Respect him, because of this. Preach. Beautiful Motherfucker. Preach. HE IS SO FUCKING SMART. Him
acegraysons: So at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, Sirius says to Hermione, “You really are the brightest witch of your age,” with an emphasis on the “are,” implying that someone previously had told him that Hermione was super fucking smart and
fuck-you-coach: GSP/C (Guys with Smart Phones / Camera).
soldieroflandb: Strawberry Sunrise combo!
jen-iii: Imagine you’re a kid going to space camp, and you sit next to this really nice but REALLY weird girl. Like she’s really smart but she keeps gently interrupting the professor to talk about how no, it wasn’t HUMANS who did that in space,
thumper339: bigbrawnystuds:Book smart bottom Book smart bottom is also muscular jock bulgin’ MF’n’ bearded, handsome MF’er I’d love to see, suck ‘n fuck his cunt!
little-slut-with-lots-to-say: It turns me on. No question. I have a thing about a smart guy. But not a nerdy smart guy. A smart guy that can teach me things. That I can learn from. Grow from. Become a better person from. Huge fucking turn-on. Makes