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rudeboy308: Consider that in Shakespeare’s time, spirit was another word for semen—that sonnet of his that starts with “The expense of spirit” is a rant against masturbation. So I’d say she’s got a lot of spirit in her in more than one
Mmmnnngnghh (Gender RANT)
i know you don't really care what i think or feel; you only care when its staring you in the face of how badly you've fucked up
mr. newsman - mini-rant
Whoever casted that Jennifer garner bitch to play Elektra, should have his nutsack cut off and balls electrocuted if male, pussylips ripped apart and wounds doused in salt if female. Who the fuck came up with the grand idea of “yeah, they lookalike
Skoon of the mountains: I am about to be rude (rant)
so damn bored with all the fucking reposters, it seems that every day there are new ones. They dont really affect me beyond the annoyance but new blogs get their stuff taked and discouraged so if you are a blog who is posting your own stuff AND it fits
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Yeap, totally awesome Hulk is still good, it’s been a while since i enjoy a Hulk book, and let’s be honest here, Hulk is boring as fuck… Sure it’s emotional (sometimes) a dude in his thirties trying to be with the woman he loves but he can’t
I just wanna be asleep right now… but my roommate works nights and last night was his night off, so I got to listen to him being an annoying fuck alllllll night. Lit. Gonna crash hard as heck here pretty soon.
Remember that when you try and get free nudes from women in the porn industry, you’re name will be spread within the community and you’ll be repeatedly blocked… Why can’t the entitled fuck boys take what there given? Or PAY
So I’ve decided that I dont like males any more of any kind. No, nothing specific triggered it and yes, it probably does include you in some way. Feel free to change my mind without telling me you want to fuck me how my tumblr suggests I like it,
miniar: mangocreamysoda: amethystuf: can i just say like telling people not to smoke or drink alcohol while they’re pregnant is ableist and classist as fuck and it needs to stop first off the majority of smokers/substance abusers are from disadvantaged
Apparently my mum agrees a bit with Richard O’Briens transphobic comments, and she even went as far as to say “biologically, he’s right” so fuck you mum :)
Putting my ice cold hands on my boiling hot face to try and cool down. Thanks for pissing me off and not hearing me out. Oh and btw, when I say I never get invited anywhere, I meant by YOU. Are you happy without me? Because I never fucking see you and
And, “Biggest Asshole of the Year” award goes to…. LIZARD SQUAD! CONGRATS ON RUINING LITERALLY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE’S CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR LITTLE DDoS ATTACK! YOU’RE SO FUCKING HARD CORE!
Hey people, here’s a thought, next time you ask anybody for a favor, DON’T BE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG BITCHES! You want it done a certain way, at a certain time, the supposed “right” according to you, then by all means…DO IT YOURSELVES!!! Otherwise,
EVERYTHING’S FUCKING WORSE WITH BABIES AND KIDS! Think about it, every tv show, every movie, every book or comic became worse as soon as a kid got brought into the fold. Superman Returns was bad, but then it got worse when a kid for pushed into
What the fuck?
It really irritates me that people eat my groceries before I even get to them. I literally just bought some things and they’re already halfway gone. -__- are you fucking kidding me? I need to move out.
I have fucking had it with damn near everyone in this country.
thetrippytrip: I see we’ve moved on to the “harvesting the blood of the poor” stage of late capitalism No but seriously, how fucked up is our society that that first ad is real and acceptable? “Want to get the education that is considered so
You know what? Fuck everyone.
Aaaaand some dumbass in one of the servers I follow just reaffirmed my decision to go team red. Yes, you fucking moron, freedom of speech DOES, in fact, cover “hate speech”. Free speech doesn’t end just because it gets used to represent vile ideas.
And fuck the goal-post moving...
Hey guys. Fair warning, this is a whiny rant and me begging for money:
Weeb stories is so shitty “weeb aspects including obsession with hetalia” shut the fuck up I’ve seen more weebs into bbc fandoms than anything else and if you think for a second that hetalia is bad because it has potential to offend
Step one of not being annoying as fuck: Don’t express how much you love every single thing by saying it’s trash and you hate it
cassandraemeraldsong: spookysylph: i don’t get this new tinkerbell series shit disney is trying to pull i mean she looks like a kind and spunky girl who cares for her friends and shit are we ignoring the fact that she tried to fucking kill wendy twice
I’m so jealous of all these guys with a big tummy but no damn love handles. Like how the fuck do you do that????
no what you didn’t know is that grown men and women can do w/e they want. if they wanna get tattoos then they should be able to w/o having ppl like you judge them so harshly. “oohh he/she has alotta tattoos” so fucking what? its their
you know what? Fuck it. You see I got something to say. That’s right. I got a problem. I got a problem with ppl that got a problem w/ some ppl who happen to be emotional. i have noticed that 1 time too many that we have been taught/ told to be made
odric-master-swagtician: odric-master-swagtician: I really…fucking hate customer service. Like… Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers. Part of my
this is why I don’t go on fetlife anymore, who the fuck thinks its okay to call anyone property?
Anxiety is the worse. Mix in a few other problems and it can totally fuck you up. Too much on my mind but I’m trying to keep my composure and do well on my back to back midterms on Friday. Sucks I’m sick and congested too. Rest assured Ill
Police official accidentally debunks Trump’s MS-13 rant with a single stat
I was answering asks while watching a playthrough of the new Silent Hill T.P. Holy fuck, there’s no way in hell that I’m going to be able to play this game… It’s way too frickin’ scary for me. *goes to look at kitten videos
I fucking hate my period. Not only am I getting killer cramps, the four meds I took aren’t doing anything besides amplifying my nausea… This seriously blows. ;w;
*checks the Ultron tag**finds gifs from the movie**reads random quotes from the movie**sees amazing fanart*…God fucking dammit, why are you so hot!!!!???Why you sway your hips like that when you walk!? What’s with the amazing sass!? Why you
Me: All right, I’ve eaten dinner, had some tea, and totally ready to work on some new button designs for Anime Expo!!5 minutes later…Me: Fuck it, I need to write some Ultron smut before I draw anything.
-Went to bed tired as fuck and brain decides to wake me up at 8:30AM.-Buried under blankets like usual and contemplating if I want to climb with friends today…-Goes back to staring at more roboporn while I make up my mind.
Alright, I am sweaty, sticky, and filthy as fuck. Shower time!! :DAnd then I can get back to working on that drawing I started last night!
That moment when you’re having a perfectly good day and your brain decides to go, “Psst, do you know how much of a fuck up you are? Why don’t we bring up every instance where you’re such a shitty human being while you’re
At the doctor’s office. Anxious as fuck. I wanna be back home ;w;
Just finished Mass Effect 2 with all of my team members alive…!!! My god, that last hour of the game, my palms were sweaty the entire time!Never liked the Illusive Man anyway so I said fuck it to keeping the Collector’s base and blew it to
…I fell asleep on my keyboard. I think I’m gonna have to wait to write fic until tomorrow… This allergy medication is supposed to be non-drowsy but I am drowsy as fuck. TIME TO SLEEP INSTEAD.
Leaving on a ski/snowboarding trip tomorrow and I fuck up… I was washing dishes and accidentally flicked the knife into the air and cut myself. Ow. ;w;
I Fucking Hate My Period. “A poem by a very salty and in pain individual” Seriously, whyyyyyy!? Painkillers aren’t helping, keeping my tummy warm isn’t helping, it’s just constant stabbing pain that I can barely leave my
I’ve realized that fever induced dreams are the best. Just had a dream about UT and UF being in the same world, where UT Grillby runs a gem shoot made of stars and UF Grillby is a master gambler AND THEY FUCKING GOT IT ON. OH PRIMUS IT WAS SO HOT
Currently tired and sleepy as fuck from meds, but jotting some random headcanons about Grillby before I forget: -Wears black gloves when working and interacting with others. IT’S HOT. LIKE SERIOUSLY HOT HNNNGHHH. -He’s a bara. BARA TIDDIES
My meds that’s doctor is trying and seeing if it helps me with my nerve issues knocked me the fuck out today… I was told to double my dosage in the morning and keep to normal at night for a week, but I think I need to do the opposite. I
I playing Mother 3……this is fucking depressing so first I play as lucas the blonde dude ten minutes later I’m play as the father then after a boss battle BOOM the mother died …..I’m might cry a bit…..so …yea
Listen, I love Greninja, like Froakie is my starter and everything but yall are making this annoying. Like I know he’s kool he’s a ninja,big whoop. like stop SERIOUSLY STOP, YOU ALL WANT TO FUCK HIM AND WANNA MAIN HIM IN SMASH BROS YEA
warning : pointless rant
teacuphat: ok so I’m a bit upset over something that happend today so I’m gonna have a little rant about it. ok? ok So I was in Leeds at a Homestuck meet, and our group included a Gamzee cosplayer and a Kankri cosplayer, both of which had clearly
aaajmachine: BEST FUCKING RANT. IF ITS ON MY DASH IM GOING TO REBLOG IT.
Seriously I really can’t do this. I can change a diaper, feed your baby, burp him/her, but that’s literally the extent I can do this. I cannot handle a screaming fucking child who won’t stop yanking my hair or arching his back suddenly
I know I work all the fucking time, i know that it’s your birthday weekend, I know that I’m being a jealous insecure asshole and I know you have other friends but is it too much to ask for my best friend to not avoid me and let me at least try and
It’s nice to know that after all i do for you, after all I’ve done for you, I’m still treated like shit. Like fuck dude i don’t even want anything from you aside from not being yelled at for existing. I can’t even look at
I don’t understand the importance of all this classification of genders and the queer people i just really don’t. Why does it matter what exactly you’re called? Why do you have to have certain notation for a fucking symbol or meanings
