fucking omg
NSFW Tumblr
find fucking omg on porn pin board
fucking omg clips
warumonzaemon:expelliarmpit: so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts turns out she bred
seselapod: seselapod: u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice I SEE YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS REBLOGGING THIS PUTTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE TAGS YOU NEED A BIBLE
themonstersaysrawr: fuckyeahslytherinpride: WUT WUT WUT. seriously, these are fucking awesome.
buttgenie: a pumpkin walks into a restaurant, there is no punchline but i think you should drop what you’re doing and run because that’s fucking terrifying why is there a pumpkin walking around all willy nilly and why is nobody concerned i don’t
pizzaismyaphrodisiac: iamnotdoingshittoday: “Long Live the King” IM IN CLASS AND CANT STOP LAUGHINH OMG IM DONE
freexcitizen: awwww-cute: I know it’s just a drawing, but Can you fucking not
monkeysaysficus: pizzaotter: stonerscully: laughhard: Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat… is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it Fucking hell that was tough. What?? Where??
Called a guy out yesterday for just straight up falling off the face of the earth and not answering my texts, a day after he was all omg I can’t wait to meet you blah blah and being needy and shit, YET always looking at my snapchat story. Oh, he
sushinfood: rcmclachlan: radiationdude: NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE I’m 28 and yup. Exact feelings.
contrabaes:thatsnottveryraven:killm-holbrook:losangelescasualty:When you drop in block your guard instructor be like…. Fus-ro-da’d yo ass I’m laughing so fucking hard Damn
thefuturewithoutus:i’m gonna throw up from how fucking funny this is
Im think im going through this sexually-active alfa male phase, and im not fucking.
sunwukong-stoaway: ringaroundtheprose: the-captain-of-davesol: THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it. …Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
seraphicmusings: midnightlightning: FUCKING LOVE You sir, win the world.
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: baby back ribs wow what the fuck
amon-a-horse: curiosity-killed-meulin: fucKING LOVE SQUIRRELS IT JUST COMES UP AND MOTHERFUCKING JUMP KICKS THE FAKE SQUIRREL
femgermania: tetratracker: emmasdisneyworld: i can’t stop reblogging this because it is the best wait a minute is that rapunzel in the second gif hoLD THE FUCK UP
grislypit: I ate a HEALTHY BREAKFAST I am READY for the world’s bullsjit! ! Don’t Fuck with me world I have already eaten three different fruits today and I am prepared to eat more fruits if the situation calls for it
eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.
iloveinvenioyaoi:Fuck yes.
swaglittledanny: word the fuck up !
STAY CLASSY OR FUCK OFF
lobstronomousskeleton:sixpenceee:This New, Old House by reddit user BatoutofHell821 Now this short, creepy story definitly sent shivers down my spine. Read More HOLY FUCK
Omg Tinder Doctor is CLUELESS
💀 FUCK YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS 💀
Briseuse De Ménage
bitterlly: his jaw oml
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
hipster-trichster: marina-peixes: svvords: Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs she wears short shorts I wear long longs she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
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foxxxynegrodamus: shiftingself: Wind goddess @inbetweenlove HANA THAT FUCKING OUTFIT SLAYS
netflixz: driving past your old elementary school like
candidcatharsis: so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many
chokesngags: kingjaffejoffer: Why are so many people who don’t eat pork so militant about it? You can casually mention having a BLT or something and their voice gets all angry like, “I DON’T EAT NO FUCKING SWINE. FILTHY PIG BEAST” and you’re
hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice bath,
flaccidtrip: PLEASE FUCKING STOP
videogamebf: spacemoss: love this feeling you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker
queefymanelaflare: jayda95: asap-rock-lee: white lady and a duck in a rap battle this a swan i was dere shorty was like “u a duck nigga a straight fuck nigga” had the whole terminal wylin
jodyrobots: if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
lolihentaimemes: Fuck what tha road said
blloooooo: omfg i did not fucking expect that
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
buizel: smellynerd: im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make
foxzes: fakethistoyourgrave: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel do u mean excited
swagbat: fuck what da autobots said
kototyph: #god it’s so weird #it’s a pair of pretty boys in a pretty car#but they kinda just radiate ”predator” don’t they? #like if I saw this driving past me I would be creeped out as FUCK
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
puzzlepicnic: angrynerdyblogger: pr1nceshawn: When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level *gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this Aah, university
strawberitashawty: qvincyjamxnd: naked-nigga-in-ugg-bootz: *whispers* We Da Best Dj khaled a billionaire but his edge all fucked up i love rick ross titties
itsjust-insanity: *moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
kool-aid-jammers: me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me
sydneysunbeam: in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
head-turn-me-on: bekkyheathersinclaire: FUCK EARL !! OH! 😳
korpsekobain: don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
biteme-crowley: animatedcosplayer: carryonmy-assbutt: tennant-salad: kitchikishangout: MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’ the post that started it all oh god Never
veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: leanansidthe: hoemama: wailtothethief: Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different
rnashpotato: -hewastheirfriend: when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh
Be Happy As Fuck & Tye Dye Everything!
officialblueshell: Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
