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Model caption request: Goddess Martha will make you her literal fuck toy.
Here’s a list of all the cute things that happened during the wedding! :1) Literally every fucking second of it
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
You tried so hard with stories that literally were “let’s just make Black Bolt look bad” and now you pull and Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore twist? What the fuck man, it’s like Marvel isn’t trying… Well to be honest they weren’t trying
What’s with the increase in creepy fucking messages today? Guys listen, messaging some random girl on the internet and telling her you wanna fuck her in the arse and make her cum in 0.33647 seconds is…!!!!!!NOT GOING TO WORK!!!!!Don’t
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
itsmybarricade: shipperwolf1: gahdamnpunk: Isn’t this considered fraud? Isn’t ICE literally breaking the law? Abolish ICE. WHAT THE FUCK
chrysanthemumpink:pizza-and-ramen:red-mercer:possum-adjacent:dankmemeuniversity:go girl give us nothingIf you’re buying Apple shit in the 2020s you totally deserve the ripoff that you getThe fucking option that includes an Ethernet port just puts it
No idea how fucking depressing it is to make a plan and get all cute and do your hair and wear new clothes and put on cute underwear for them to cancel literally right before you walk out your door… Now I have no one I’m interested in that
The universe is constantly fucking reminding me how forever alone I am. I’m seeing couples literally e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e
eqqhime: why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what the fuck is on tHIS page
lmao…. Fuck… this is why being literal is awesome right here…. <3
Dumb fans have bought this exact same game ninety times since 1991. Literally this exact same game. Its fun as hell, but damn ninety times? Nostalgia will fuck you tight up. I’m not exactly exempt, I’ve bought it twice, Nintendo got my ass
i guess people like having a lot of followers cause it’s like having your own private army of crazy fucks?
longdistancewinner: #literally everyone has had it up to the fucking neck with the patriarchy
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
It is during finals week that I just kind of want to burn all my stuff and scream “fuck this shit! Ima be a stripper!” ….and then I remember that I have neither the body or confidence for that. :(
brenna: awwww-cute: Majestic as fuck (Source: http://ift.tt/1Na032x) I don’t recall seeing this photo before (at least not recently), and I hadn’t scrolled down to the caption yet. The thought in my head when I saw it was literally that is majestic
natural–blues: i-jab: flaming-fruitcake: theocseason4: I am LOSING my mind this is so funny I want to watch the whole thing. Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: just because you’re confused doesn’t mean it’s out to steal your fucking drawings oh my god “granting them use” literally means that they can use it for log in screens, resize it for mobile blogging, and have
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
onthesideoftheotters: desmond-the-moon-bear: the-real-derpina: I stared at that for 5 minutes before I realized they were sitting. I am literally crying right now oH THEYRE SITTING ON THE GUYS’ KNEES OK I SEE IT NOW
a little off topic here but wtf for a classy hotel that chair back there doesn’t look the least bit comfortable. look how fucking flat the seat is wtf it literally looks like it will break the moment you sit on it. just imagine though like. noiz
Every god fucking damn time I read shimadacest fanfics
this guy literally would not shut the fuck up the entire match oh my god
If you’re going to work at a liberal arts college, don’t fucking make fun of art majors.
startorrent02: ego-x: darklynoon: naturepunk: My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this. “yeah, we’re walking right into their homes and shooting them” jesus fucking christ. I am speechless. WATCH THIS. WATCH
mexicofifa: It’s so infuriating how Michael Brown, a seventeen year old boy who was brutally murdered, gets “he was no angel” in his fucking obituary but joan rivers who literally wished an entire group of people death gets a week of mourning and
nikehime: (source) wow what the fuck armin’s a book store employee and jean’s a cram school teacher i can’t fucking believe this. in the year two thousand and fourteen jearmin is Real and Here
Me to myself: don’t forget you left your keys in your work locker. You need them to get into your apt. DO NOT FORGET THEMMe, walking home: FUCK!
I think part of the reason i’m so upset about watching these kids is that literally everywhere I go(facebook, on here, my sister in law, in public) there are people either pregnant or discovering they’re pregnant and I just can’t get pregnant yet
dandom-the-fandom: bolto: why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier This is the biggest mystery in Portal
Me: *satan dragging me thru death, loss and trying times. Literally trying to make me loss myself*Anyone:No one: Fiancé: I don’t think you can help, maybe we need time apart.Me: ok.. Anyone: No one:Fiancé: Me: who do I turn to?? Fuck.Anyone: No
theironkeepsmebreathing: b0tanicalspirit:imjustapenguinicantfly: rdjobsessions: edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture
tiredbtw: person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better brain: you literally Do Not
usbdongle: ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation
makorutledgebuttavenger: grouchydonut: nflstreet: imagine being this invested in shipping of video game characters FUCKING TRACER x WINSTON WHO TF WROTE THIS I have so many questions. Why is lesbian capitalized? How did this person conclude that
look it's another fucking mess of a blog
So today is my brother’s birthday and it looks like my dad might be forcing us kids to go to alateen tonight even though he knows literally none of us like it or ever want to do it. Even my brother doesn’t wanna go today and he’s chill with basically
pmdeos: nintendo: here’s a new pokemon based on a red panda! it’s pink and black and like 7 feet tall me: i wanna hug it nintendo: you will literally fucking die if you hug it tho lol me: even better
thereasonforthewordbitch: juelzsantanabandana: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? FUCK ANIME jesus
I literally feel like such a worthless piece of shit right now. I am effectively losing the only thing I had left to lose. Nothing fucking matters anymore. I don’t matter anymore.
Nothing make me sadder then knowing I can’t save all the animals in the world. It literally breaks my fucking heart.
itshallneverknow: I got my ass fucked. Literally… it was amazing. Hurts so bad, but in the moment. Wow. And then he fingered me and caressed my nipples! Fuck, amazing feeling.
fuckyeahfuckstory: redneck417:A FUCK HE WONT SOON FORGET happy as fuck, literally!
"Why the fuck did you throw it?!"
shakespeareancacti: unicornkween: Master and I made a video. Here is literally the first 2 seconds. XD I have to edit it before I can post it anywhere so it likely won’t be up for a week. So here’s me getting some pussy swats for being a sassy
ask-ymirs-goddess-christa: ask-ymirs-goddess-christa: brighteyescosplay: unicornfarmer: I SAW THIS GIF OF EREN AND THIS WAS LITERALLY ALL I COULD THINK OF I now see the world entirely differently I wana be where the titans areWho’s that I see?
i-hate-the-beach: mutedfires: Literally the hottest cam session ever i-hate-the-beach and chupa-nah-brah xoxox sophie i am so in love with youuuuu (๑′ᴗ‵๑) Oh my god I love this! I’m gonna upload my faves individually for people who
adaddysgirl: Cumming is just…. so overwhelming. I literally can’t even handle it.
ohvex: replicantgoodies: Fact: GodsGirls is one big babe party. Sometimes literally. In case you didn’t realise it was my naked lady family : Godsgirls 8th birthday yesterday, so I’m going to re-up some of my sets. This is (obvious reasons)
eternal-flowerss: lxscivious: ▼Explicit Pale▲ literally pale
damask-starlightt: Literally the best orgasm i’ve ever had holy cupcakes. ‘Naughty Nurse Squirts’ You can buy this 15 minute, HD video through clipvia for ů.99 (x) Twitter | Tumblr | My Free Cams| Instagram | Clipvia | Chaturbate
hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS
estpolis: I hope the Nintendo theme park thing has a smash bros area where I can literally just beat the shit out of someone irl
If my sleeping pattern is this fucked up next week, I really feel like my body is going to literally just completely give up on me. But will I change it? Nope, never do.
lumos5001: scotsmcall: zaynyboy: ok but literally how HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)
l-sula-l: I wanted to draw a little something for @jen-iii as a thank you for making not one, but two incredible paintings for Faeverse, so here is her Gem, Hauyne! Tbh I was gonna draw her anyway cause I am literally so weak for monk themed characters
stimman4000:bro keep this between us but your vibes are luscious as fuck today
