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That your boss has already fucked the wives of other employees is a too lame excuse. If you asked me if I’d agree to let him fuck me and even bought me a lingerie set to wear for him, it’s because you are a cuckold. Well, honey, from now onwar
indeedy: “Don’t you fucking judge me!! If your son’s cock was this huge, you’d be doing the same thing!” Now excuse me, cause I’m about to FUCK my son!“
whitewolftati: wholockedmars: GUYS. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. YOU’RE GOING TO STOOP TO TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES? JUST BECAUSE THEY AREN’T LIKE YOU? THE LAST ONE, “chose to be straight AND cis” EXCUSE
hernameisbrennan: n0ite: OH MY. YES. YES. YES. Since the quote seemed so outlandish and stupid, I had to google for the source. It’s fucking legit. Hahaha oh my god, it’s so legit. excuse me what the fuck is wrong with you how are you running
templeofbabalon: Being depraved and filthy really is no excuse for not remaining elegant. Just because you’re writing smut there is no excuse for not knowing your grammar; just because you are going to slap her face and fuck her arse there is no excuse
theperks: jake-benge: rumblefishx: ryulongd: I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit EXCUSE ME Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? I would just immediately start crying This is fucking
diksex: I have made a promise to my son ‘’ You can fuck me as hard as you want but only if you pass all your final exams’’. I know my son can do it so it’s only a excuse to fuck with him :)
wokeninvain: “Daddy, aren’t you going to fuck me now?” “Excuse me, miss?” “Aren’t you going to f…” “I heard you, girl, but you are overstepping your bounds.” “But you always fuck me hard after you spank me!” “I always what,
kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
elisaur: i fucking hate people who are impatient and honk at you when you’re crossing the street its like um excuse me you little fucking shit pedestrians first next time someone does that im gonna fall on the floor and scream bloody murder
wongburger: the-vashta-nerada: pleaseremembermefondly: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE
Excuse me while I vent my feelings a bit.I fucking HATE how this godforsaken society around here works. You’d think that since you work in a place where 99,9% of the employees are MALE (0,01% being me), that cracking a joke would be something that
masterlovehurts: “Uh… Hi, mom… I… slipped and, and, I fell on his cock?” “Oh, sweetie, you don’t have to try to come up with excuses. It’s your birthday, you’re eighteen now, and if you want to fuck my boyfriend, you fuck him!” “Thanks,
gaaaaaaaaaambit: kumasenpai: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series. that’s cute you folks have fun over there
excuse my language: FUCK THis is soo fucken legit!! haha SO sick, fuckken amazing as hell!!! haha Clowns with hella swagger and oh mayn, how do you even think up of this? haha
insomniyaac: kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER
excuse-me-fangirling: reichenbatchhero: im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such
loltaku: Stop trying to tie in horrible shit to video games so you can write about it you fucking idiots. Stop trying to force square pegs into round holes so you have an excuse to try and squeeze a few more fucking hits out of it. Of all the people
Excuse me liquor store man, I’m just trying to get my bottles, not have you eye-fuck me. Kay thanks
Fuck Yeah Body Positivity: This is a little rant about body image. I know most of you won't read this, so I guess this gives me the excuse to use...
Excuse me, but why aren’t you in my bed and how I can we make it so you are? Fuck.
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well-metaphoricallyspeaking: kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU
aqua-isaa: kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER
apocalypticassass1n: kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO
excuse-my-charisma: This is to the Anon who called me a “Racist twat that doesn’t care about people in trouble”. FUCK YOU! Show me what the fuck you’ve done so far.
lascivuus: johnniewaswolf: lascivuus: I’m getting a fucking cat and I’m naming her Jennifur Pawrence. Don’t you FUCKING dare Excuse me. There is no excuse for you
fuck-me-and-tell-me-im-pretty: “How he treats you is how he feels about you. Don’t try to decode it or make excuses. It’s simple. If he acts like he doesn’t care , he doesn’t.” — via 8.19am instagram
