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jjjjjjjjjjrrrrrrrrrwqwwwwwq1333: “It’s okay Steven, I’m never alone. I fucking love you so much.” - Girdle, 2004, Steven In The Universe
3-564-36-732-6-79-2: “It’s okay Steven, I’m never alone. I fucking love you so much.” - Girdle, 2004, Steven In The Universe
steven-universe-official:This is how you know someone’s about to over-analyse the fuck out of a children’s cartoon.
datcatwhatcameback: Sure but… I’d rather not share a bathroom with anybody honestly. Simultaneous social shitting is just not appealing to me. Let’s lobby for several single occupancy bathrooms! You know, I can fucking agree with that. Universal
The awkward moment you flush the toilet in the middle of the night and it's the loudest fucking sound in all the universe.
courier-succ: sickflipkicks: courier-succ: I’m so mad I was trying to teach my mom about the elder scrolls universe and I couldn’t remember what fucking oblivion was called How could you forget the award winning Elder Scrolls 4: Stop Criminal
titties-n-cocks-universe: morefor: Just to see her stand fully clothed is still an treat.morefor you Fuck yeah Maxi Moom 😈
tinyconfusion: you: i hate rose tyler every actor/writer/david tennant: rose tyler was the best ever and her and the other doctor in the other universe are now fucking a lot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name: do you think ryan kept up his youtube channel after he moved into the tardis??? because that would honestly be the funniest fucking thing in the world, the entire universe is being threatened by some cosmic foe or whatever
manywinged:humans need a threat display. there should be a socially acceptable universally understood way to say “i swear to god if you fuck with me i’ll kill us both”.
iverbz: alexleefitz: Aren’t our short and meaningless lives in this uncaring universe the ultimate April Fools jokes? shut up and put on the hat you fucking nerd
fallenangelflonne: hlnachan: fallenangelflonne: Look, I get it. I get that Kirby’s ability to suck anything and everything into his mouth makes him universally attractive, but please don’t fuck Kirby. He’s eight inches tall. You know how big
deirdreskye: bombing: baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells. fuck
greatdarknoodleking: adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the fucking universe, sometimes explosions
nemertea: I AM DONE WITH THE UNIVERSE JESUS CHRIST DO YOU SEE THIS IT IS A FUCKING FROG DISGUISED AS A TINY PENGUIN. DONE. (Glyphoglossus molossus)
okaysizedbangtheory: itnernet: IM SO FUCKING SCARED WHO WAS THIS omegle: connecting you to alternate universes since 2009
magneito: magneito: magneito: does it smell like updog in here?? this is literally the oldest joke in the universe i cannot fucking believe you fell for this i tried to make my mom fall for it and she said “updog? is that a yoga position?? stop
trendymuslim: okaysizedbangtheory: itnernet: IM SO FUCKING SCARED WHO WAS THIS omegle: connecting you to alternate universes since 2009 THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER
ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!Get me a birthday gift in my ManyVids store today!BECAUSE I’M AWESOME AND THE UNIVERSE DECIDED I SHOULD EXIST MANY MANY EONS AGO ON THIS DAY……!!!![also cos I’ll prob give you some sort of discount or snapchat
its-naruto-universe: When you have to be the center of the bullshit melodramma created by retarted fanboys/girls who still can’t accept CANON after three fucking years
readysteadytrek: Whoever came up with the Star Trek mirrorverse is brilliant. “It’s like this universe…” “Yeah…?” “But with crop tops, glitter, and beards” “Fucking iconic, you astound me, how could one ever comprehend such genius.
gregology: fareehasgf:could you imagine being jean grey… arguably the most powerful woman in the universe… sought after by men and women and a mythical fuckin alien bird… she was an original x-man. she can do whatever the fuck she wants with just
steven-universe-official: This is how you know someone’s about to over-analyse the fuck out of a children’s cartoon.
oarfjsh:AND UBI!!! UNIVERSAL FUCKING BASIC INCOME!!! GIVE ME A DIGNIFIED UBI YOU TWATS
linneart:alyxrush:I’m the happiest fucker in the universe. Dont talk to me. Timothy Omundon signed my mug and laughed when I called him Lassy and said “oh god… This is so fucking cool-“ YOU ARE SO ADORABLE
cesperanza: dinovia-countryman: wohhh: wohhh: savingdame: wohhh: nandivina: wohhh: Put Helen Mirren in there and the universe will implode with over perfection Just ask dear. PUT JUDI DENCH THERE. FUCKING DO IT. I LOVE YOU LOLA This starts
regalasfuck: clarknokent: thesinwhisperer: tayelchapo: you go boy Lol they were trying to call him classless on ESPN earlier Bruh he is in high school, he Havin fun before he dedicates his entire life to a university for 4 years. Lmao fuck the
daddybearthings: dinovia-countryman: wohhh: wohhh: savingdame: wohhh: nandivina: wohhh: Put Helen Mirren in there and the universe will implode with over perfection Just ask dear. PUT JUDI DENCH THERE. FUCKING DO IT. I LOVE YOU LOLA This
mwhc-universe: anneandhenry: She fucking loves being my little toy. And we enjoy a glimps in the life of you both! Love her smile at the end ;)
taboo-universe: ifmommyonlyknew: You would fuck your sister if she looked like mine? Liar. I totally would :) and for the caption: Hey big brother. Now that I have my own place we can do WHATEVER we want ;)
espikvlt: dialectical-devitoism: espikvlt: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: i cannot fucking believe i never realized this Y I K E S lol are you yikes’ing me or something whaaaaat? i’m yikes'ing the conclusion that universal health care and free college
itspauladeen: you know shit is about to go down in an anime when someone clenches their fist that’s basically the universal signal for u bout to get fucked up
just-shower-thoughts: If you read the Bible backwards, it’s the story of a benevolent deity, who gets grumpier and grumpier until he decides ‘fuck it’ and floods the world, after which he destroys the universe bit by bit.
nurseratched801: dippedupmama: thelonelyelf-universe: iamapaperuniverse: I wish I knew more fucked up babies like me. We could change each other and have knife play while singing along to Aladdin. it’s a shame we aren’t neighbors YES! You need
andsemicolon: anarratorofnogreatskill: retromomentofgypsywhatever: I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school I got one at my university my senior year. My roommates were horrified. Are you fucking seriousI am so proud
zakuro-san: beckersher: youhaveadarkheart: kimjongillbeats: wonderwheels: elastic-bands: how the fuck….. i reblogged this while watching it what It’s never occurred to me that you can win Snake I……the universe has revealed itself
the-englishmajor: dinovia-countryman: wohhh: wohhh: savingdame: wohhh: nandivina: wohhh: Put Helen Mirren in there and the universe will implode with over perfection Just ask dear. PUT JUDI DENCH THERE. FUCKING DO IT. I LOVE YOU LOLA This
steven-universe-official: oxymoronicromantic: foervraengd: Americans having discourse abt pineapple on pizza are so blissfully unaware of the nightmare that is swedish banana pizza What the fuck is wrong with you people
eevee-the-evolutionist: longlivethebat-universe: Scarecrow from Arkham Knight cosplay by Rich Johnson HOLY FUCKING SHITwouldyouliketoseemymask YOU NEED TO SEE THIS
wohhh: wohhh: savingdame: wohhh: nandivina: wohhh: Put Helen Mirren in there and the universe will implode with over perfection Just ask dear. PUT JUDI DENCH THERE. FUCKING DO IT. I LOVE YOU LOLA This starts to looks like “The Last Supper”
goatwishes:youjustgotthebiz:DBZ Fusion Dance Steven Universe Fusion Dance That’s fucking gt Reblogging cause I seriously didn’t expect this to get so many notes. OMG you guys!!
lensestothestars:susanforemanbackstrom:fuckedupmatrixxx:archivistofnerddom:riding-seaward-on-the-waves:Go big or go homeSpace, the final frontiermore like do you like the colour of the universe yes wander on YES FUCK IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL
sassy-sunny: levi-ravioli-universe: namihatake6: domics: I work my ass off, so you can laugh yours off. ಥ⌣ಥ my favorite fucking thing ever BIG ASS TREES was that…levi.
ask-oncies-jizz: i love the mortal kombat universe so much because half the characters are just joke characters that they got attached to so they gave them serious lore and if that aint the most relatable shit then honestly what the fuck are you even
mixedican: jakemorph: jakemorph: i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence “toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY
aesart: “yknow what Rick. Maybe you’re right.” I was thinking about a universe where Rick fucked up real bad, and Morty just snaps. I mean, there are a lot of things that can maim and kill a person on Rick’s desk alone.
caetea: redtubeyou: Ok that screenshot from Boss Baby where the two characters are bigger than the parents fucks me up more than Steven Universe’s later seasons ever could because you can at least understand how one could really mess stuff up in a
byakuyuck: sexy-leather-and-lace: unitymanipulator: hirer: what if sex toys came alive in the toy story universe too you got a friend in me OH MY FUCKING GOD h
yunisverse: One day, they just… stopped.
tupac: okaysizedbangtheory: itnernet: IM SO FUCKING SCARED WHO WAS THIS omegle: connecting you to alternate universes since 2009 this is still funny