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everybody-loves-whores: Ride my cock you fat fucking whore Skills
uzmki: you little bitch just eat the fucking apples do you know how hard it is to fucking peel an apple?? it’s either fucking peeled slices or peeled fingers geez sasuke why do ya have to act like such an emo jerk all the time… gosh!
davidsteninch: #Rose? #I love you! #Yes #it does #but I’m sure Tentoo said it all the time #even when Rose was across the grocery store and he was picking out apples (never pears) #he would shout and when she would answer thinking he needed help #he
apple-a-la-mode: please please buy the portal franchise if you haven’t ever played either or both. they’re dirt ass cheap and so so so fucking good.
apple-a-la-mode: moonlandingwasfaked: meatswitch: moonlandingwasfaked: centaurs are cool in theory but would be so fucking creepy if they were real hey do you think that centaurs would have human or horse intelligence & awareness? human intellig
i want pizza, and chinese food, and candy, and funnel cake, and pancakes, and flammin hot cheetos, and mexican food, and a fucking candy apple, i really want a damn candy apple. but can i eat any of that? no. damn you wisdom teeth, damn you to hell bro.
fuckshitavenue: mintyfreshkid2: Onions are spicy apples and I hate that apples don’t have layers you jackass
kenamada: abare-apple: kenamada: abare-apple: aesthetically I love like coffeehouses and coffee but I hate actually drinking coffee tea thanks for agreeing you fucking buffoon
snakegay: i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh
pugugly001-misc:autisticwolfesbrainisautistic:ms-demeanor:Hey there friends, if you use iOS and are a member of any NSFW Discord servers I would *STRONGLY RECOMMEND* that you go and immediately change your settings to only update apps manually - Discord
chrysanthemumpink:pizza-and-ramen:red-mercer:possum-adjacent:dankmemeuniversity:go girl give us nothingIf you’re buying Apple shit in the 2020s you totally deserve the ripoff that you getThe fucking option that includes an Ethernet port just puts it
beesmygod:sreegs:alright let’s talk about Apple and Tumblr’s current predicament.If you don’t know already, I used to work at Tumblr as an iOS engineer. Though I keep in touch with current staff at Tumblr (what little that are left that
ji-bril: I’m still not getting an android tho lmfao I’ve had an iPod Touch 4th gen for 3 years and a 5th gen for 1 year and they’re both in pristine condition. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BASIC ASS BITCHES BREAKING YO SHIT TWO DAYS
serpentineplanesjumper: spookjam: serpentineplanesjumper: APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT. @rageomega
serpentineplanesjumper: spookjam: serpentineplanesjumper: APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.
snizabelle: thatsexyblog: WHO THE FUCK EATS 15 APPLES??? FUCK YOU I CAN’T EAT ALL THESE APPLES
A fun Website/app you should all check out. I JUST MADE LOVE I JUST MADE LOVE I JUST MADE LOVE I JUST MADE LOVE It’s a website where you can add everytime you have sex to a world map. Choose the basic orientation, the basic positions, whether
…. I dont think you wanna know man… lets hope it comes with memory loss though.
moyaofthemist: saint-tibbles: his gardener who will fuck you up #sam may be like 3 feet tall but he has bigger balls than you do faramir #struttin into mordor like it’s nothin#ready to clobber aragorn with a goddamn candlestand
wayneradiotv:wayneradiotv: Why would you make him live here two. only TWO fucking Apple trees for fucking Johnny Appleseed
neonpone: texasuberalles: Say What? by TheRealDJTHED Full size animated at source! HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS APPLE. STOP NOT LOOKING AT THIS APPLE, AND LOOK AT THIS APPLE! ARE YOU LOOKING?! Dat smooth animation~! =o
kamen-apple-kinkshaming: kamen-apple-kinkshaming: come the fuck on really you couldnt think of anything better than “worse” instead of “bad” some of my personal favorite reblogs
fucking-zawa-sensei: malacandrax: Shouta: I can’t believe you like this stuff. It’s got nothing on a decent coffee. Hizashi: But it’s special! It’s once a year! Prompt: Autumn date - drinking hot apple cider with fall clothes ½ of the erasermic
in-tox-i-cate: FUCK YOU BITCH YOU DON’T NEED ANY APPLES.
snorlaxatives:do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking like apples?? i mean usually i’m just like “apples are ok” but every once in a while i’ll get a nice crunchy ass apple and my appreciation for apples will just suddenly skyrocket
dramaticallymurdered-confes-blog: YOU WAS MY BABY, MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE
tfw you go back to listen to a song you last heard weeks, months, or even years ago and still remember the lyrics even though it’s in goddamn japanese like the true fucking weeb you are.
biggayrob-bdsm: humiliationbear: He hated the fucking - but he hated the apple even more Tip of the Day: If you don’t have a ball gag handy, a piece of fruit - like an apple or an orange - does a good job of keeping the bitch quiet while you’re
cosmic-noir: toriealeksandria: iwavehi2aaliyah: afrocosm: cosmic-noir: https://m.mic.com/articles/147377/the-new-i-phone-might-shut-off-next-time-you-try-to-film-the-police-in-public#.wV5JXPkDx And this is why I say FUCK YOU, APPLE. This why I
fuck tumblr fuck the internet fuck school fuck college fuck sleep fuck girls fuck boys fuck parents fuck nighttime fuck small towns fuck vermont fuck snow fuck -15 degrees fuck sadness fuck twin beds fuck apple products fuck love fuck you fuck everything
classstyleass: FUCK YOU BITCH YOU DON’T NEED ANY APPLES
lilhabenero: theshirtlesslifter: Muscle definition is the hardest thing to see when you’re as hairy as an ape. I thought this said “as hairy as an apple.” Was confused as to what kind of fucking apples you’re eating.
abare-apple: book-nerd1127: abare-apple: transforms into a magical girl but then i just stay inside and play video games but i look really great in the outfit Wait but don’t you die if you don’t kill witches please watch other magical girl shows
loveandddrevenge: vinebox: shouldnt: ‘my fucking cinnamon apple’ ‘you was my daisy’ Didn’t he kill her tho
apple-str1der: tips for new freshmen! no one cares about anything walk on the right side of the fucking hallway dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ. stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. GIVE ME
Apple just fucked anyone cheating, now all you have to do is check their recents even when the texts have been deleted 😭😂
vinebox: shouldnt: ‘my fucking cinnamon apple’ ‘you was my daisy’
Fuck you tumblr AND apple
memesymamas: Fuck you, i´m an apple!
g3t-n4ked: Also a giant Fuck you to Apple who forced this move.
maradin-apple: icamebackforthemusic: yeigar: YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR
vodni: vinebox: shouldnt: ‘my fucking cinnamon apple’ ‘you was my daisy’ they said baby not daisy..
Joke me if you can't take a fuck
FUCK YOU BITCH YOU DON’T NEED ANY APPLES An invisible dick!
You been making too much noise lately while I fucked you slut!….. It’s time to stuff your mouth like an apple in pigs mouth!.
WHY CAN’T I SCREENSHOT MY OWN PURCHASED FILMjesus christ fuck you, apple
Sometimes I will just fucking put on something that is an absolute fashion disaster and that’s just fine and dandy because you know why?Because the look is called ‘Tacky Lesbian’ and I am fucking SERVING IT
tich replied to your post: IF YOU WANNA BAKE AN APPLE PIE WITH ME ON THE 9TH AND PROBABLY GET DIABETES, THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL NEED OK IMMA LIKE NOT GET ANY OF THESE CAUSE I AM NOT MAKING PIE IN THE MIDDLE OF TH NIGHT FUCK YOU I BAKE PIES WHEN I WANT
3-apples:ecmajor:UGHTumblrWhy.Why are you a part of this stupid notion that hypersimplification is the way to go, that the pinnacle of streamlined efficiency will be eventually condensing all your shit down into one button to rule them allughit actually
equalistmako: equalistmako: This is even more disappointing than my life choices Oh… right. Well, I mean this still sucks for people without iPods/iPhones. ugh why can’t I just read it on my computeR THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR *flips
