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ryuusen-no-yukue: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: what if you censored out the word ‘swim’ every time it’s said in free! im gonna do it its only been 30 seconds fuck me NO LITTLE SHOTA
boobiesforus2: My friend said I could post this pic of her…What do you think fellas? Reblog the fuck out of it and I bet I can post more :)
I forgot to mention what the doctor said when I explained that this is my second pregnancy. I lost my first pregnancy and conceived immediately a week later, which the doctor noticed right away and had some fucking nerve to say “Wow you didn’t
fdvbeek67: stars-shemale: You know what this gurl said to me : C'mon and fuck me hard with your delicious dutch COCK !
prettynaturally: entergalacticfuckery: zainazahira: brattiestb: blastortoise: Autopsy report showed that mike brown had no drugs in his system and the store owners said that there was no robbery so what the fuck else do you racist ass whites want
camwyn: deep-space-diver: You know what doesn’t fuck around? Australian children’s books on animals The children’s TV series Peppa Pig ran an episode in 2012 that incited an Australian viewer complaint; the viewer said that the episode’s content
penis-hilton: goingnoowhere: She bout to cry over not having a good angle? Lmao this is honestly me she said “you know what fuck this bye i’m catching this angle hoe”
failnation: My groomsmen were too giggly for the entire picture-taking process. When I asked what was funny, they merely said, “You’ll see.”http://failnation.tumblr.com D fuck dawg. Who came up with that plan
familialfantasy: I told my sister I wasn’t gentle when I had sex and she chuckled saying “It’s a shame we can’t fuck, BIG bro. I love rough sex.” She licked her lips as she said it, what would you do?
submissiveinclination: Today… Crazy good for many different reasons. i think these words describe me pretty accurately today, and you know what? i think that’s sexy as fuck. ~smirk~ …yeah, i really said that… Say it again, true
omgsmaug: newlemurs: ratchet-jean: bl-whore: annie-in-neverland: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ITS A FUCKING DINOSAUR THATS RIGHT SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY CLONED A DINOSAUR ONE SCIENTIST SAID THAT THEY CAN REPOPULATE THE EARTH WITH DINOSAURS WITHIN TEN
heavyandhanging: boobiesforus2: My friend said I could post this pic of her…What do you think fellas? Reblog the fuck out of it and I bet I can post more :) gorgeous pair
krazehcakes: biggerdaddylilhal: robotsandfrippary: When my brother asked for help in his geometry class the teacher said, “CHING CHONG CHING CHONG. Do you understand it better now?” what the fuck kind of racism is permitted on school grounds
all1sees: drjohnhwatson: thequeenofvillainy: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. …FUCK.
saladsaladnovski: pastel-noble: saladsaladnovski: we’re gonna run out of posts eventually you wont live to see it…. good god this is the most ominous thing anyone has ever said to me what the fuck
cardozzza: queenbapho: honestly what the fuck is even going on with skyrim you can learn chemistry by eating bees This is literally the only thing anyone has ever said that’s made me want to play Skyrim
foundmedia:rick and morty just said “fuck you” to all of us trying to analyze what is and isn’t canon to c-137 huh? this episode was hilarious
didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called, is when you have like…
slangwang: i just talked to my dad about the other day at work and all he said was “you need to learn how to take a compliment”i love my dad but what the fuck
lmsig: 17mul: buzzfeed: Trump Once Said He Has No Idea What The 13 Stripes On The US Flag RepresentThank you, Colbert Report archives. **kisses fingers** @lmsig Fuck he is an idiot
kinkyandslutty: That’s what happen when you have a big mouth when we’re out, your thight little shit hole is getting fucked dry. Yes, I know your pussy is horny but it ain’t having my dick today. Why? Because I said so. Wait I have something for
freaksatnightt: handsomelyhung: handsomelyhung: This is for the Anon who wrote and said: “I love watching your videos because they’re hot as fuck but I think what I love most are the sounds you make.” This isn’t my best video, but I do have
blastortoise: Autopsy report showed that mike brown had no drugs in his system and the store owners said that there was no robbery so what the fuck else do you racist ass whites want
daringbliss: jazzmastr: doctordooom: while people are going nuts over a racist joke justin bieber said years ago, this is what’s happening in reality. I lasted til “YOU SCARED MY CHILDREN” fuck white people tbh the thing that sucks about this
actionables: Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay Me: wait for my surprise Mom: another one Dad: what surprise *a guy walks in* Me: this is my boyfriend
fuckyeahhjohnnydepp: Tom Hanson: We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man!Officer Doug Penhall: Yeah, actually, I just said that to mess with you.Tom Hanson: What?Officer Doug Penhall: It looks tough.
Ellie smiled at Mr. Crude as she leaned forward and said, “I’ll bet it would feel good if you pushed your cock down between my tits and fucked ‘em.”“I’m sure it would, Ellie, but what happens when I’m ready to cum?”Grinning she replied, “Well,
“I’ve got some good news and some more good news, Mr. Crude!”“Oh? Tell me the first good news,” replied Mr. Crude.“Hubby says you can fuck me in the ass even when he’s not here!”“That is good news!” said Mr. Crude. “What’s the
Sophia lay at the end of the bed, looked over at Mr. Crude and said, “It’s been a while since the last time you fucked me in the ass, so please go slowly at first.”“At first? And then what?”“And then, make me appreciate your big, hard cock,
scrumptiousrunawayfun: Kitty waited on the bed, completely naked and watching Mr. Crude as he undressed before starting on her special project.“I can’t believe what I’m about to do,” she said. “I’m actually going to let you fuck me up my
kariswts: “Come on, Mr. Crude! Right here! Let me earn my ‘C’ right now,” said Kari.“I think at the very least, we should go to my office, Kari,” he replied. “What if someone comes out of nowhere while I’m fucking you?”“She’ll
jvansamakeherdance: untexting: spork: so my professor asked us to write poems about our patriotism…oh boy did i;) what’d they expect me to do?watch here!!!subscribe for new videos daily Well said! You fucking owned it. Wow
kind of just stared at my phone and said ‘what the fuck’ to it. you are kidding me right. -_______________-
onlyblackgirl: boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. All those nursery rhymes are creepy as fuck.
sugardaddyclub: slutpornzone: porndabster: freaksatnightt: handsomelyhung: handsomelyhung: This is for the Anon who wrote and said: “I love watching your videos because they’re hot as fuck but I think what I love most are the sounds you make.”
radicalravenclaw: omg i was in chem today and we had out spray bottles and this guy sprays this other guy and he was like “what the fuck, man??” and then the guy who sprayed him said “idk man you were lookin’ hot”
stagemanagerssaygo: backstageleft: i-am-the-egg: fandomshateblackpeople: I once saw a post on here that said always send your resume in PDF format and that’s when I knew people had no idea what the fuck they were talking about. You always send a
drunkenstarks said: WOW WHAT THE FUCK NOT ME? wait…who even are you?
MOST AWKWARD FUCKING THING MY CO-WORKER WHO GOT LAID OFF JUST CAME IN TO VISIT AND AS HE LEFT HE STOPPED AT THE DOOR AND SAID “BTW NICE OK CUPID PROFILE.” WHAT THE HELL YOU DON’T SPEAK OF THESE THINGS AND WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT IT’S
redtubes: sugardaddyclub: freaksatnightt: handsomelyhung: handsomelyhung: This is for the Anon who wrote and said: “I love watching your videos because they’re hot as fuck but I think what I love most are the sounds you make.” This isn’t
jayce: idk what the fuck you just said but imma give it a like
sumfuntu: I asked her mom to take this video. She said, “Only if I get to love her up after you fuck her.” I agreed … what’s a guy supposed to do?
waywardslut: suckmydestiel: OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME What that person said ^
1143goodz: what your wife said after i cumed on her tits “damn nick your cock is way bigger then my husbands an you fuck better two"
pizza-supper: oh my god??? allright,i did not give a shit before because she just said stupid shit,BUT THIS JUST CROSSED THE LINE! What the fuck is wrong with you woman?!!
old-school-shit: humansofnewyork: I asked him for his photo. He stared at me for a few seconds, then felt my forehead with the back of his hand, then stared at me for a few more seconds, then said: “What the fuck is wrong with you?” Hahahah I love
whoresandjustgoodstuff:Your mother said once that everybody was good at something, i’m still searching for what the fuck you are good at or even good for bitch.
saucyputa: You know…my entire life, people have said that…I would become a psychopath if I don’t learn how to feel. But I wanna know, Cherie, what the fuck is so great about feeling? Because I finally let myself. And I feel like my heart’s been
unobisex: danni-78:mmmmm, sexy couple, his cock jerked when she said “you’re going to do it, this time”. oh, fuck, my cock jerked too. i knew what she meant. Ecco. Ho voglia di andare a letto con una coppia così, e fare qualunque cosa mi chiedessero…
resurrectinghiphop: The Internet bragging about how Drake sold over a million in a week just reminds me of what Immortal Technique said “if you go platinum it’s got nothing to do with luck, it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck”.