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dumbbigtittedslut: Jesus, Mary and Joseph do I love me some Jessica Rabbit porn. mmm, yes, there’s just something about her, isn’t there. “Fuck Me”
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
“Levi, are you taking a photo of me?”“Shut up, it’s my birthday.”when ur levi appreciate post-fucked erwin and takes photos snap snapHAPPY BIRTHDAY LEVI EVENTHO U AINT EXACTLY IN THIS PHOTO GO BOY GO GET YO MAN CELERATE CHRISTMAS WITH A BANGnote:
realmenstink: somesituationsmaybedisturbing: cmanart: TRACK MEAT JESUS ! fuck me jesus THICK DICKED LONGHAIR !!!
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dayliliesandfirstpages: fembotz: #literally the only reason anyone would ever build a time machine fuck me Jesús, María y José
demonicuss: HAIL SATAN! FUCK ME JESUS!
jesus! fuck me deep (AND W-I-D-E)
boyfriendboy:sissy blogs fuck off jesus christ
jaehwwan-deactivated20170915: vixx teaser:: n OHMYGOD KLASDMAL;SKDL;KSOD;LMF8UCKING HELL LOOK AT THIS ATTRACTIVE ASS MOFO ;LASDJLAKSJDKLASD DAMN IT N ;ASLDK;OSDJASD RED RED RED REEDDDD SWEET JESUS
show-me-your-ppasae: kpopfans to new fans be like “you can pick any bias you want~”
villainous-murderers: Shelly Ramirez, niece to serial killer Richard Ramirez, claimed Richard masturbated in front of her when she visited him in prison. “He said if I wasn’t his niece he would fuck me any day,” said Shelly about the
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acidprick: black-nata: Tom Hiddleston sucking on a popsicle, you’re welcome. No. Sweet jesus christ. Something just broke inside of me. Not sure if my heart or reproductive parts. please.
rageomega: lunaaltare: imjakegyllenhaal: spongebob a freak!!!!! succin squidward while the other fish watch!!!!! need me one like that @novaschaos it’s back
Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuckton of really hardcore erotica (as in, so hardcore I wouldn’t even recommend it because some of that shit was disgusting, although some was decent too) and it involves training people to be perfect sex slaves.
steppingoncellphones: I just gave myself a hickey. I cannot BELIEVE that I just gave myself a hickey. IT’S RIGHT ON MY BOOB. I GAVE MYSELF A FAIRLY VISIBLE BOOB HICKEY. FORGIVE ME PADRE FOR I HAVE SINNED. Jesus FUCK.
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
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yoursus: Tite Kubo: So where do you want the storyline to go from here? Bleach: Just fuck me up.
scarydruidofvermont:Me when I’m hanging out with my friends.
nintendofunclub: volvata: these kinds of people should be turned into fertilizer♪♪♪ that’s fucking awful jesus christ. It’s extremely illegal to make false claims to CPS, which this would be even if she thought it were true. I’m
h0odrich: principemexicano: controlledeuphoria: jumex: blackdenimjeans: this reminds me of a cult I’m the one in blue Is he fucking flying? How can I? Do? This? This is freaking me out rip to the one in blue
drop kick me jesus through the goal post of life
FUCK IM CRINGE
untexting: arcaneloquence:alackof-color: asharomi: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men
chutneyspew: fuck me jesus in the fucking penis this shit is motherfucking HOT
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Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus (Sub. Español) http://www.meneame.net/story/fuck-in-the-ass-because-i-love-jesus-sub-espanol/best-comments
ly0nheart1: whoseatinggilbertsgrapes: yoomsters: nothingbutanangrysea: I still can’t figure out which one is my favorite omg EMMA WHEN DID YOU DO THIS SHOOT? Imma let you finish but… Nothing tops Sigourney. Nothing. JESUS! Tegan, Sara,
No. Fuck YOU asshole.Fuck you. This isn’t going on my private fucking tumblr. You’re such an asshole. I fucking held it in while we were messaging, for the last time, but no. Fuck you. Fuck you for in my life consistantly screwing me over.
cunt-lyfe: journalisticjoe: theblackdream: shanellbklyn: dreadie: fuck me Jesus take the wheel 😩 TAKE IT! YES fuck a pumpkin
anglflw: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.” My mom’s dog does this, but usually
After a friend got me into Attack on Titan I’ve fallen back into the spiral of anime. I’m now going through Deathnote for the second time and it’s just as good as the first.
also I’m just feeling really down now because someone was a dick to me on League and it wouldn’t have bothered me if my friend hadn’t ditched me to play a game by himself
Served the most beautiful girl at work last night, didn’t have it in me to talk sweet. I’ll probably die alone.
None of my friends got me anything.
me after going out:Waste of money. Waste of Mind.
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streetlighttraffic: porkot: #HE GETS DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND BREAKS INTO A SPRINT OH FUCK ME JESUS CHRIST DJSNLJDSNLSKJHN
blackplayboybunny: lopmon: freelander207: Yo I can’t fucking believe it. Tyler, The Creator came by to Austin’s Coffee where I hang out. He’s actually super chill, he talked to me about the breakup and everything. I’ve never met a famous person
ijustwishthereweremarksforit: Oh fuck me, Jesus take the wheel.
alltrashnotrailer: “Fuck Me, Jesus!” - Ken ♛ Don’t Follow Me♛, I May Not See You. Just Walk Beside Me ♂♂ And Be My Friend, Love Ken AllTrashNoTrailer.tumblr.com
johnnyvmuscle: HOLY FUCK ME JESUS! This boy is a fucking GOD in my book! WOOF! Do me ANY way you want, Papi!
I want sex now. UGH.
I fucking love Jesus so much. He’s a great person. I love that his dead body is hanging in this room, also.
Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck the world. Fuck society. Fuck religion. Fuck Jesus(in his ass). Fuck you. Fuck are. Fuck a. Fuck fucking. Fuck pussy. Fuck
My ankle is still fucked up, but if our lord Jesus Christ permits me and gives us a nice day, I shall be on my board
Run run lost boy; they say to me
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god this not-having-sex-with-whoever-i-want thing that i’m doing because i’m trying to hold back and only have sex with people i could potentially be in a relationship with is SO DIFFICULT I AM SO FRUSTRATED I NEED TO HAVE SEX JESUS CHRIST
meloetta: 3little-kitten3: meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf 🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl me: mosquito: yikes
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I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
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Me: *Beta reads Tenacity*Me:
flamingheadphones: Feminist Brain: This show is full of powerful female role models and contains almost a majority of positive queer romances. It’s a win for women and the LGBT community.Lesbian Brain: powerful pretty women please punch me in the throat
I get shots weekly for my allergies and the nurse who did them today just told me, “Jesus, you have no fat. Where am I supposed to put this needle? There’s a burger place right down the road, and Dairy Queen.” Then the other nurse smiled and agreed
