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rainbowscreenmod: alesslethaldress: commander-inquisitor: dalaisa-thirhi: kngshxt: greenteashawty: theprodigaldaughterx: excuuuse me I was dead waiting for the beat to drop and it fucking dropped. goin the fuck up! Shit dude GET IT if this
jukeboxemcsa: pottergirl05: Netflix’s Stranger Things recreates 80′s movie posters. This makes me incredibly happy. Although to be honest, the original posters make me even happier. That ‘Evil Dead’ poster is utterly fucking iconic, while simultaneousl
supersmashedkev: kngshxt: greenteashawty: theprodigaldaughterx: excuuuse me I was dead waiting for the beat to drop and it fucking dropped. goin the fuck up! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet This kid great.
alesslethaldress: commander-inquisitor: dalaisa-thirhi: kngshxt: greenteashawty: theprodigaldaughterx: excuuuse me I was dead waiting for the beat to drop and it fucking dropped. goin the fuck up! Shit dude GET IT if this kid is not part of
khadds: supersmashedkev: kngshxt: greenteashawty: theprodigaldaughterx: excuuuse me I was dead waiting for the beat to drop and it fucking dropped. goin the fuck up! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet Damn he fresh
thestorytoofar: ilovesuicidesilence: dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future: that smile :’) This picture makes me wanna cry. I mean just look at him, look at how happy he is. Ugh. </3 this just made me miss him so much more than I already do jfc
Your wife is drop dead beautiful. You are a lucky man to fuck her. My wife is very beautiful. But I am not allowed to fuck her and she only lets me masturbate after I have given her one hundred orgasms with my mouth. It’s complicated.
unfollowfriday: nazis: *would kill me if it had no consequences* me: fuck nazis people: wow theres something called FREEDOM OF SPEECH and them wanting you dead because of who you are should be respected me realizing how little people value my life:
josemoneyz: llamagoddessofficial: gahdamnpunk: UNMUTE THIS 💀💀 I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time
dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow: iamtonysexual: lilmissfussyfangs: churaghost: littlel4dthings: yeahcosplayyeah: Witch; Left 4 Dead This is cosplayTHIS IS COSPLAY OH holy shit excuse me Are you fucking kidding me
spudsexuall: megadelicious: professorgoogoo: cumomelet: almost one million people liked this post FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER FUCK
someone just explained league of legends to me using this sentence “some rounds are for fun and some matter” and it’s like, why the fuck would I want to play a game where I have to be dead serious when it matters? like the fuck outta
miss-jessiie: me: -wakes up- also me: fuck, im not dead yet lol
I hate everything I want to die I don’t know why I bother talking to people who don’t give me a fucking chance or respect me nobody actually cares I’m better off dead and once I’m able to be alone long enough I’ll take care
slut-solutions: I never told anyone that my brother raped me all the time.“If you tell anyone about this, bitch, I’ll fuck you so hard you’ll wish you were dead,” he said one night. I hadn’t planned on telling anyone but it got me thinking
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ravenlania: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move waiter: enjoy your meal me: you too! me: … me: *sleeps until
indiebunnny: scootsenshi: quadvillain: swoleblonde: “YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!” I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂 Im fucking dead @asialuni
lymeandcoconut: llamagoddessofficial: gahdamnpunk: UNMUTE THIS 💀💀 I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time here’s a damn fine example of why comedy doesn’t
toebyeus: rubenscubix: toebyeus: can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks Fuck that I’d take those 5 minutes to call someone for help or get a gun. obviously you don’t
ianthe: if george zimmerman is “not guilty" then who the fuck is who the fuck left somebody’s baby dead on the ground who is guilty tell me american justice system who the fuck did this
llamagoddessofficial: gahdamnpunk:UNMUTE THIS 💀💀 I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time
adora-princess-of-grayskull: josemoneyz: llamagoddessofficial: gahdamnpunk: UNMUTE THIS 💀💀 I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time Never seen so much emotion
tooiconic: josemoneyz: llamagoddessofficial: gahdamnpunk: UNMUTE THIS 💀💀 I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time I died
cryings-not-a-safe-word: Thigh high stockings and heels. Good lord that’s a deadly combo. Woman you are making me weak. Somebody needs a spanking now for taking me down. Yeah, Kitten, you guessed it, it sure as fuck isn’t me. So hike up that
sufferbloodywhore: gamerposts: Submitted by squishy-mew. When I play Dead Rising I am constantly screaming and saying “Oh my fucking god! Oh shit! Oooohhh fuck! Don’t eat me!!! Nooooo!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!” while I am running
rydenarmani: rydenarmani: i will defend transfolk until i am dead and in skeleton hell don’t test me and when i am a fucking skeleton i will still be down as fuck for trans rights
scootsenshi: quadvillain: swoleblonde: “YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!” I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂 Im fucking dead
brattybabie: mad0uleurexquise: Omg this is so hot. This whore is completely fucking dead inside. Took me ages to find this again but I knew what I wanted to cum to. I don’t know what it is that gets me so hot when I watch this… Might just be my
Ok good news literally the only damage I suffered was to this fucking cactus I’ve wanted dead for months. Literally just fell over onto the floor giving me a great excuse to practice my chainsawing abilities. We got lucky as fuck. Not even going
taco-bell-rey: Remind me to vomit on Perez Hilton’s grave when he’s dead He is probably one of the major reasons why Ke$ha is in rehab. and he has the fucking nerve to make a post about her disorder. He can fucking choke.
the-truth-eludes: Fucking shitty, Fucking made by me and shit Real Friends :: Dead
redbloodedwinchester: Talking Dead is pissing me off. like they’re ignoring how fucking creepy Eugene is. what the fuck.
negatiivve: sixpenceee: boyfriend: *doesn’t text me back in 2 seconds* me: are you breaking up with me ME AS FUCK OMG THIS IS SO ACCURATE IM DEAD @michaelkel123
moon-crater: aesthethiicc: A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from
rosetheclever: theblackclarkkent: 😒😒THIS NIGGA IS DEAD ASS FLAWED😒😒 Dude @th3bamst3r How The Fuck You Ask Me To Post Yo Pics Then Come At Me Like You Ain’t Sent Them To Me… It’s One Thing I DONT Like Is A Delusional Ass Nigga… I
tattoovonbeardy: adora-princess-of-grayskull: josemoneyz: llamagoddessofficial: gahdamnpunk: UNMUTE THIS 💀💀 I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time Never
barnesandrogery: a-girlcalled-lucy: IM FUCKING DEAD RIP GUYS, MY FRIEND JUST SEND ME THIS POST. FUCKING HELL. PREPARE SOME HOLY WATER GUYS!!
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imvanntastic: mikechondria: ohsnapitzfuckinjordan: homopride: Jackie Chan comes out… Screw the haters, we have Jackie Chan on our side! ONWARD GAY RIGHTS! FUCK YEAH JACKIE CHAN ! Omg, I am fucking dead. LOL Aw shit, this hit me. I grew
carib-sugar: loverofbrownsugar: mothermangoe: dead-kaworu: mothermangoe: yoursugarlovegirl: cherchezlafemmepardieu: Nicky Hilton-Rothschild She married a billionaire… Fucking Goals…. she married A ROTHSCHILD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
cas-get-into-my-ass: novakian: #RUBY REALLY THAT IS SO FUCKING UNNECESSARY WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME LOOK BAD #MY BROTHER JUST GOT BACK FROM BEING DEAD CAN YOU BE MORE CONSIDERATE AND JUST FLOW WITH THE FAKE NAME she’s obviously fucking with him as
cyberho:me: *sprays cockroach with insecticide*me: *sprays cockroach with insecticide*cockroach: *is already dead*me: *keeps spraying* yeah that’s right u fucking bitch
royalsiblings: My sister is always so fucking horny she’ll wake me up out of a dead sleep just to fuck again. Not that I mind… she’s incredible.
villainouscenobite: I got so tired of her being some dead fish little fucktoy that I decided if she wanted to get fucked at all she needed to show some effort and prove to me how badly she really wanted it. How hard she gets fucked from now on is all
my fucking aunt JUST called me. it’s 1:30 am. i thought someone was dead. NOPE. SHE JUST WANTED TO HASSLE ME ABOUT NOT SEEING ME AND MADE PLANS TO SEE MY FOR MY BIRTHDAY. ASKED ME WHY I WAS AWAKE AT THIS HOUR. I WASN’T AWAKE. i said, “why
askfriendlyfantroll: smatter: effiesketch: me too, archie. me too I’m dead this is so fucking funny Me if I ever sailed abroad
celtic-pyro: sappharah: the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead. Me when
I’m so FUCKING tired of obviously caring about my friends more than they care about me because they definitely don’t give a fuck whether I’m alive or dead BYE
