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I had been out partying with my two new friends from work when we all got super drunk. My house was nearby so my new BFFs asked if they could sleep over. I told them it wasn’t a good idea as my Dad would probably try to take advantage of them. Instead
queer-4-futa: femboi-under-all: “Key’s Cherry†by Markydaysaid. I broke this down into it’s constituent panels to make it legible. I hope Mr. Markydaysaid doesn’t mind. He has his own tumblr blog. I got this strip from Hentai-Foundry, however
“Dad, you’ve celebrated with your brothers a bit too much today. Come on, it’s late, you’re drunk, let me drive.”“Mmmmm maybe later babygirl, but I don’t want to go home to your Mom right now..’“Oh my God Daddy, what are you doing? No!
Pro Tip: If you wake up on Saturday morning in a strange house and discover that the man you went home drunk with last night is better than most of the guys you pick up sober, make sure to mkae it known that you will “put out” again before
Sometimes life is unfair. You think it is your sissy lesbian sister and you are both going to share a cock. But then the bitch gets greedy and cock drunk and stops sharing. You are left with lust, un-quenched desire to just keep watching with a twitching
I thought being away from my baby would just make me sad. Instead, it makes me want him to dominate me and fuck me so hard I don't remember my own name.
==> Karkat: Be that guy You know, that guy. The guy who’ll always be there no matter how fucked up you are and will accept you and stay loyal to you despite all the things you’ve done. That guy. Reminds me of when I did that drunk Rose
I love it when he runs his dick over my lips….
today in wolf’s drunk doodling™ we’re reunited with our old favorites
“Daddy, Please!” My daughter was practically begging, despite the fact we had already gone through this. “No, Baby. We have talked about this. You know that was a one time deal, we were both drunk, and we agreed that it shouldn’t
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vahayan: It looks like they just left a serious party which the cops just stopped. Eren’s drunk as fuck, Mikasa looks ready to beat up some cops if they try to arrest them, while Armin is desperately trying to get Eren conscious.
geistygeist: eyebrowride: Ah fuck it I’m completely without direction tonight and a lil’ drunk so WHATEVER I homestuck’d Gonna dedicate this to muh boy hentpie, who just had to go dredge up the last time I drew this gray alien dweeb. >8C FEF
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ticcytx: Otp Challange - Day 30, Doing something hot This is what it looks like. (Fun fact: they are both slighty drunk. Probably an after movie-night)
cutecutejames:uncle-beanbag:That jump is the funniest shit it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
stepdadjesus:bismuthcladbattleship:musicprincess655: doughfox: exhausted-trashgoddex: when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr
joshiiee69: Hahaha I’m such a horny fuck when I’m drunk. Lick it up baby 💪😈😏💦
anarchisthousewife: lokis-army-first-lieutenant: I don’t even know who this man is, but his tweet spoke to me; so I’m posting it here. seriously fuck everyone who drives drunk
scarletkane: Not even sure if I like these but I’m drunk so fuck it 😝
nobodys-problem: lady-sigyn-loki: elasticitymudflap: trickytavros: seerofbuttcheeks: theodorepython: zartlila: #FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet HOW DO LEGS WORK!?! im gonna piss my fucking pants omg [ I CAN’T BREATH]
kvotheunkvothe: crowleyslittleminion: haeinsa: rylutz: Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive indeed Go home, Thor. You’re drunk. NAY
jiayobaobei: I pierced my nipples. I pierced my nipples, because I fucking love piercings. I love the aesthetics of them. I love the pain of them. I love the experience of them. I pierced my nipples because it was a drunk thought last week, that turned
yourtouchtingles: I’m late for topless Tuesday again but fuck it I don’t care I’m kinda drunk 👌🏼
chromemon replied to your post: but l,ets talk abut that keyring [okemon I never… Technically its just a hoop and people put keys on it. <3 drunk 853. Its still a fucking keyring hoop or noth
rosaparking: i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster
youtellemferretface: one year ago trapper died and i cried thinking it was a sign the next year was going to be awful today mulcahy died rip william christopher im crying to hard to see and im getting too drunk to feel
theres really just one girl that i want. fucked that up though. drunk texting was a bad idea. but it happened. this post is an awful idea, but i’ve stopped caring. the car ride with you is my most recent favorite memory.
zenthropologist: Fuck it 😂 today sucked balls, I’m drunk and it’s Tummy Thursday
forever-erica: bellamyyoung: atira-patrice: nya-kin: Fixed it what the fuck is english english Sean Connery is Scottish so he clearly isn’t “English English”. Pierce Brosnan is Irish so he clearly isn’t “English English”. Timothy Dalton
sexpektations: Fuck it. I’m getting drunk. i’m tipsy!
dirtyfunsex: Horny as hell an drunk as fuck. It’s been too long.
So last night I was fucking the ol’ lady doggystyle. I pulled out to cum and shot right on her asshole. Then I pushed it in, using my cum as lubricant.
jake2bb: publicfunlondon: My drunk friend came over a week ago… He was sooo hammered he wanted to be fucked. It was a really hot session. I shoot the same amount of huge load you could see earlier straight into his smooth ass. It is not filmed sorry.
wickedlywenchy: Fuck it……I’m off to bed. No beards, and its a matter of time before the Mr passes out drunk in front of his computer. What a great way to spend a saturday night……
inkthorn: empoliam: anarchisthousewife: lokis-army-first-lieutenant: I don’t even know who this man is, but his tweet spoke to me; so I’m posting it here. seriously fuck everyone who drives drunk i’m just gonna leave this here. uh yeah this
simonsaysbondage: His date got so drunk and flirty he said fuck it, I’m taking what I want right now.
machines-of-radiant-design: bootyaficionado: snapchatting: this is very important RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.
adr0itness: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
mysluttyexesandhoes:yuruyencinsellik4:I still have the video of my buddy’s girl that was so drunk at the Halloween party that she let me record her blowing me! He was passed out so I said fuck it!…..literally
lexintheskywdiamondss: here’s a pic of my ass and tits bc im drunk so fuck it 😎
drinkyoudowntonight: theshawtynug: ethanmarek: fuck, i wish my drunk snap stories were this gold gold It’s back
secretfemboy:Oh, fuck I was so drunk at Mr. Cambell’s 50th birthday!His friends loved it, though!
buying shoes late at night to cure my heartbreak. these are on their way to my house: and i just bought these right now: whatever…..
beyonce with her drunk in love stuck in my head and shit
ryden-gg: first of all i apologize for my watermark actin a fool, he drunk. i thought i’d be nice and post some gifs from my recent sex tape you can buy it on clipvia, just click here!
i went to the bar and didn’t fuck anybody but i hugged two dogs so i guess it’s still a win
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