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“What is it, little brother? Tryin’ to have a repeat of last week just ‘cause I’m drunk again? Well I told you, 'member, it was a mistake! A complete mistake. Um, 'cause it’s, um, wrong, and…Um, fuck, it would be easie
Everybody knew about it, how your wife got drunk on her work trip, and fucked her boss..
You were drunk; everything was a blur and things happened in slow motion. But before long, you passed out until early morning. But to this day, you still have no idea if it was a dream - you wife fucking your best friend..
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Your roommate just broke up with her boyfriend and you thought you were in with a chance. She told you that she never wanted to see him again - so it was a huge shock when you walked past her room and saw her fucking him like a whore..
It’s that time of night… …When I fuck my drunk and passed out girlfriend the way I like it.
HOW DRUNK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? How attractive do you find this: HORRIBLY DISGUSTING —-> SOBER I’D DO IT —-> VERY FUCKING DRUNK. GO HOME.
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jrodrig8: hot-men-of-reddit: My date stood me up and I’m a little drunk so fuck it shoot me your pms via /r/ladybonersgw http://ift.tt/1QsQrXk Fuck me
It’s me Pure me no make up no lies It’s how i looks when i wake up every morning and i’m beautiful just you are too we are humans all unique and beautiful keep on loving and share love because you are beautiful =^^= I’m drunk as fuck too
What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes ago. Your brother’s enemy would be here any second. How would you explain it to your mom that the boy who put your brother in a coma after sacking him in football just came by for
Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being, come to earth in human form to make it a brighter place. A Celtic goddess of security, who traded eternity as a divinity for a short lifetime as your mother. To say that you were lucky to
I’m so sorry baby, it happened at the beach party. He got me really drunk and fucked me on the sand..
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up
I’ve never felt more alone in my life than I have this summer.I just want love. Warm, wet love preferably, but love nonetheless.I fucking hate being such a fuckboy and complaining about it but I’m so lonely I just… fuck… I just miss
deanwinchestersshortshorts: dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless
frillybowsandlace: In the South this is said quite often to warn kids that they were getting close to the line. I’ve also heard it used between guys, usually warning a drunk mess that he was close to a beat down. I’d like to hear it from my Daddy
tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone
“In the nearby melon covered in man juices” - bad fanfic panels Point: I wish this was so fucked up just because I’m drunk. It is literally just that bad….
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
doughfox: exhausted-trashgoddex: when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
therealmeahriano: juicestain21: oh fuck it’s either a gif or I’m really high Nah you’re just really high. I’m really drunk right now but it that moving or is it just the alcohol? this just tripped me the fuck out holy balls i know im
icelandicks: what if your favorite character knocked on your door at like 3 in the morning drunk as hell asking you to go to taco bell with them would you do it
bbbchicago: mikey-makes-posts: fuck it I’m drunk enough to do this, but just please don’t be mean I know I don’t look good Y U M M Y - B R A V E
lumpyspaceprincessa: Found this on my phone.. My make up/lips look spot on but I look drunk as fuck lol what is this disgrace
theblacknoise: thetallblacknerd: missrevived: knowledgeequalsblackpower: how people miss the racial commentary of this song is still so astounding to me. it’s so clearly a fuck white beauty standards song. most white people so drunk off whiteness,
holy-horny-hippie-batman: Fuck it, I’m drunk enough to not be too anxious about these. This is my pre-surgery pussy.
mikey-makes-posts: fuck it I’m drunk enough to do this, but just please don’t be mean I know I don’t look good
thebigbearcave: coachbear: the-iron-cub: mikey-makes-posts: fuck it I’m drunk enough to do this, but just please don’t be mean I know I don’t look good Freaking stunning dude Sexy as fuck I adore this picture. what absolute cuteness and
persian-slutwife: That’s it baby. Fuck me and knock me up like the cheap neighborhood whore you always wanted to fuck because you knew every other guy already had…. Like the one that had been fucked by half the drunk dads in the neighborhood, the
thehotgirlproject: gang0fwolves: i be listenin to Freek-A-Leek and gettin into it up until the part where he say ”..and love to get get her pussy licked by another bitch, cause I ain’t drunk enough to do that shit “ you talkin bout how freaky
niambi: teamnowalls: localstarboy: Being drunk vs Being high i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression #it’s funny cuz they are both going through it
OMFG, I’m drunk! Here’s some pics of me (finally)!!!!! If you’re all good (and I’m drunk again soon) I might even post some semi-nsfw pics of me! 😜
Drunk me had a moment...
it’s always the person you love the most. they know all of your vulnerabilities and can make you feel like hugest piece of shit. this is why i don’t like getting so close and letting my guard down. fuck this shit. why am i even here,
misandrist babe queen. come at me. i’m gettin drunk tonight.
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck
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I’m drunk rn and i just hope you miss me as much as I’m missing you right at this moment.
It's 3 a.m. I'm hella high/drunk/horny
Drunk and Alone. Wish I had work tomorrow, but fuck it, might go trailin
domnator: So drunk, so fucking wasted and out, I could swear my son is riding my dick. That can’t be right. Fuck it, who cares at this point…
ezramillrs: ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman
bustysister: “What is it, little brother? Tryin’ to have a repeat of last week just ‘cause I’m drunk again? Well I told you, ‘member, it was a mistake! A complete mistake. Um, ‘cause it’s, um, wrong, and…Um, fuck, it would be easier
oh fuck it’s either a gif or I’m really high Nah you’re just really high. I’m really drunk right now but it that moving or is it just the alcohol? this just tripped me the fuck out holy balls
