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nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
>decide to animate something>30 minutes in SFM fucks around and I decide to restart it>lost all progressI swear to god I used to save every 10 seconds. Literally.At least the autosave saved me.
broughttoyoubytheletterq: theleeryone: broughttoyoubytheletterq: what do you call a dictionary on drugs If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
ghostfactory: toodlesintights: shitshilarious: there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen Hawking Burn He can barely move at all but I swear to god that’s the proudest shit eating grin I’ve ever fucking seen
officialdickcheney: I swear to god they better not put the Hercules world in KH3 I am so fucking tired of busting barrels for danny devito
vibrantlyvague: i was taking a screenshot of this bc i thought it looked really cute but then i started laughing bc star are you really handing me another fucking puppy don’t you see i’m already walking like 4 of these goddamn laser puppies i swear
ghostfactory:toodlesintights:shitshilarious:there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen HawkingBurn He can barely move at all but I swear to god that’s the proudest shit eating grin I’ve ever fucking seen
This is the worst thing on this fucking website I swear. DELETE THIS.
mad-hattress: ghdos: whovian-all-over: 4gifs: Mattress Jousting FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck. Are we going to ignore how graceful his front
ommanyte: I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this
pumbloom-initiative: nosphaer: cyberrshawtyy: toxides:What the fuck 😂 Stop 😭😭😭 IT’S BACK EVERYTIME THIS COMES ACROSS MY DASH I SWEAR I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
my-nutella-dinosaur: eliaes: fixyourwritinghabits: FUCKING THIS @Game of thrones writers I swear I love gaby
amosanguis: damnthemisery: *gentle gasp* “dis booty” this fucking website i swear to god
mindlessgonzojam: fonzworthcutlass: ericaclark1908: pr1nceshawn: The struggle was real. They will never fucking know! I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds. It’s still happening to me! I have a prepaid!
russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking god. Imagine
aph-hetalian: misterjakes: unclefloyd: tfw = two fucking weiners I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this
xxuniiiverse-of-lovexx: gravityfallsobsessed: theclevernugget: I swear, someone’s rigging the KCAs. “Nickelodeon rigs their votes for revenge… 😒 Gravity Falls and SU should’ve won. SpongeBob won again.” THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WAIT
pensee-thin: I saw her this morning. I just smile. And she is swearing a jean, just like I have ask her.. We send text in class, and I told her that she was so fucking beautiful. She told that she can’t stop looking at me.
settingyou-free: The quality I admire most about post apocalyptic teenagers is their ability to not swear every other word they’d call my name for the hunger games and Id be like “nah fuck this shit”
Shannie
endlesslo7e: I swear he copied and pasted that. But the fact is it’s fantastic fucking grammer and I am proud. Unlike some people I know.
hokorobi: i swear the internet does nothing for my wellbeing at all like it’s fucked me over so many times over the last couple years
juilagillardvevo: frexiste: braydaaan: club-heaven: lazita: totallytransparent: Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog) i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice HOLY FUCKING SHIT i love this
AIGHT
justforthevixxshows: Photocards of Hex Sign Someone are trying to kill me I swear ! Did you see that ? FUCKING LEATHER PANTS ON HONGBIN !!!!!!!
yeaaiighthoe:Man lmaooo
girthyencounters: “The size of his meat was fucking incredible. When I finally got off his cock all stretched and sore, I slid the giant magnum condom off of him and it lay there on the bed full of jizz. I swear to God it was big enough for me
girthyencounters: “The size of his meat was fucking incredible. When I finally got off his cock all stretched and sore, I slid the giant magnum condom off of him and it lay there on the bed full of jizz. I swear to God it was big enough for me to put
itastetherainbow: notanothergothloliblog: clotpoleofcamelot: dinosaurssonaspaceship: alecpingol: I’m literally dying of laughter THE FUCKING LAST ONE I SWEAR TO GOD It’s all worth is for the last one O. M. G. One of these things is not like
snakegodphotography:Garden Of Eden with model brookeva I swear she is fucking amazing.
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT
1612th: it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
emisummerful: OH MY FUCKING GOSH, MY.LIFE. I swear, I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl who has actually taken a compliment I’ve given her. I get these responses every single time, and that’s what disgusts me about society. Girls can’t even
fleurdilys: whats-good-young-hoe: Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk i swear i tried not to reblog this.
best-of-funny: perks-of-being-chinese: nipsl1p: bowtozhao: lunaticobscurity: lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN X
jeanmarcoing: besbaaaw-gurl: I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung i’m uncomfortable
canaydian: i may swear a lot but im still fucking nice okay
thugkitchen: So you might’ve thought we’ve been slipping the past couple months with no new posts but we swear there’s a good fucking reason for the radio silence. We’ve been working our asses off on the book and now you can finally preorder
saepphire: extrasad: Fuck. It’s ironic how empty I am because I swear 6 months ago I had the universe inside of me but I cried the rivers in my bones dry. The volcanoes in my chest erupted when you told me you didn’t love me anymore and lava
transdimensionalboundaries: gaynaya:gaynaya:queensbian:What was Zeus’s stripper name?Greece Lightning.It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging
aph-hetalian:misterjakes:unclefloyd:tfw = two fucking weiners I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this
acureforbrainwork: cosmic-kleptomaniac: dismantlethefeminism: I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit. What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.??????? Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges"
tigerator: gay-on-the-moon: mothmansdad: lingrix: homophu: runofthemillsocialist: bibliotheksbewohnerin: things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with Honestly this post has been on
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pumpkinleif: disco-garudyne: Naughty Dog abandoned their tradition. First they make 3 main games, then the 4th is kart racer. Crash 1-3 then Team Racing, Jak 1-3 then Jak X but now it’s Uncharted 1-3 and not 4. Where’s my Uncharted kart racer? Where’s
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: phantom-quantum: ommanyte: I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework IT’S BACK
themidnitespookshow: warning–known–fangirl: septembriseur: No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this. *WiFi goes out*Those fucking sharks again I swear fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)
tsunglasses: So this bot followed me and I swear to God it’s made a better shitpost than everyone on tumblr combined I’m fucking losing my mind here man.
lucasflims: pinkultra: lucasflims: pinkultra: lucasflims: lucasflims: pinkultra: lucasflims: h fuck you e w don’t do this w I swear to god O delet
Pennywise is actually genderfluid
valucard:just please let me fucking make a no note post rn I swear this one is real good, binch i make no note posts every day idk what makes u getting one so special
lucas-rio: canadiannutellaboiii: joyseeker56: quinzelade: mx-bones: mx-bones: they look like they’re about to tango with each other that fucking deathclaw on the right pulling the meme face i swear to god What. I FOUND IT FINALLY This. Is
rattlehead66: shitty-car-mods-daily: I actually found this hilarious that god damn chair alone is enough for “i swear to fucking god I hope some candy car motherfucker gives this dickhead a defect notice longer than I am tall and ensures that car is
dumbest thing I’ve seen today is someone saying “they are making so many news stories about how ivermectin is poisonous and causing deaths in people using it that it must be effective” like what the fuck kind of moron… I swear to god
meansean15: autohaste: I’m Not Gay I’m not gay.I swear I’m not gay.Ok maybe I’m a little gay.Holy shit I’m fucking gay.
ayyramik: mrsolodolo24: tra-shawn: jade-loveeeeeee: soorayray: ibadbitch: I swear I hate her so much lmaoo Lmaoooooo fucking stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 Lmfaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m screaming 😂
lewddrawingsdonedirtcheap: LAST FUCKING PAGE I SWEAR THE END OF THIS WHOLE THIRSTY LINGERIE SHENANIGANS Under the cut Keep reading
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
