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thesickestjokes: People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
xwatchmerise: merosse: If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing This is the best post I’ve ever read
kingjaffejoffer:Have you ever been ashy, put lotion on the area in question, and it still looks fucking ashy after you’re done. And you just look at the skin with a look of incredulousness What kind of lotion-resistant sub saharan strain of ash is
wajtargaryens: GOOD THE FUCK BYE
richwhitelesbian: why the fuck would you pay extra for high fiber stuff just eat your damn clothes they’re made of like a million fibers you dumb ass idiot fucker
inrealityadream: Who the fuck names horses
wugaazi: White ppl: fucking with demons or some shit Me: fascinating ,,, they are getting in touch with their roots
prettyboyshyflizzy: artbaesel: elion-gonzalez: sadspaceboy93: lonniiii: how to hurt a niggas feeling real quick 😂😂😂😂 😂 Still fucked tho… 😁 Lmfaooooooo stoopp
allison-victoria-argent: iTS A CIRCLE. I DOESNT MATTER WHICH WAY YOU CUT IT, YOU JUST TURN TGE CIRCLE ITS A FUCK I N C I R C L E
winemom:winemom:[squats in some mist dramatically] fuck what the aliens said
pussypoptarts: I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??
imgod: me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
scootersenshi:Street taco vendor: Hola Mija how many?Me: Just fuck me up moschi-no-yes
curvedbullets: known-as-c: When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks I am fucking crine
doofuses: fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho
lebritanyarmor: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: skinnyafricanista: ninesounds: trufflebootybuttercream: If my pussy could talk My anthem IS THAT A PARODY OF MARY J. BLIGE IM FUCKING SCREAMING He about to single handedly ruin sex. 😂😂😂
officialcrow: sonypraystation: robcanvas: sonypraystation: holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard
xenolithia: netflixandkoolaid: Beyonce going off on Blue Ivy and then staring at the camera like “the fuck you lookin at” will forever be funny GOLD
tortillah: when your friend hands you another shot but you already too fucked up
Fuck OMG that’s deep Unf!
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omg-lookbutdonttouch: Yeahhh!
omg-lookbutdonttouch: desiredxlust: pornjamilaollas84: 💦 Mmm…shuddering…
TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
randominitea: zaptains: x #i just want zayn to hold him down by the back of the neck and fuck him til he cries (via)
craicthatniall: NIALL OMG
idrathergoforgirls: striikee: emiliusthegreat: redkrypto: i’m screaming I don’t think this woman is straight anymore. Yall are missing the best fucking part This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye Bruh. Im dead 💀💀😂😂@fairyneko
mikewaters: Canadia Canada’s got the mouth but America has the balls #you can go suck our Florida now suck our florida omg
moosesandmaples: My pathetic hips make me angry and I’m gunna be a vocalist in a powerviolence/grind band as of 10 minutes ago. cause I’m fucking adorable.
radicccal: Omg baby
pinkvelourtracksuit: her facial structure just fucked up my entire life. i’m screaming. i never reblogged something so quick.
basementdemo: taylor swift: donates 趚k to help free kesha from her contract and cover legal fees yall: ok but why didnt she publicly assassinate dr luke? when will she Step The Fuck Up?
LYKE OMG GUISE IF YOU DON'T REBLOG THIS YOU HATE LEPRECHAUNZ.
theyellovvbrickroad: buttcamp: remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
omg so I had two awful dreams one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game. when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO
Fuck Yeah The Strokes
180mph: im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you
doeraymisha: remember when sam had a sex dream about bela and he was going down on her and he woke up with a fucking grin on his face like
You know what’s awkward as fuck? When your ex co-worker finds you’re okc profile ohhhh shit!!!
fyeahcracker: nugspugsandcoffeemugs: sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on
YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE VAMPIRE DIARIES FOR HOW LONG AND YOU STILL CAN'T FUCKING SPELL STEFAN?!
bahamvt: look i got a new jockstrap :D Oh my fucking god! This is possibly the hottest thing ever!
moopflop: bitchfacemcgeee: snowprincess-artist: a-talking-fishbone: thesquirrelisonfire: muffincoti: rawrawrawrimmahobo: edens-blog: moopflop: this was bothering me so much i had to try to fix her rat face fucking thank you I can’t even
marijuanote: l3ts-get-fri3d: thebestoftumbling: girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress this is the cutest fucking thing in the universe 😍😍😍 justayywarning
Omg I miss writing. 😕 I used to be able to listen to music and just write and draw for hoursssss. That was my therapy… I lost my skills for sure 😔
IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE I WILL FUCKING KILL. PRAYING THIS IS REAL
writeonthemoon:Guys how fucking aesthetic is this photo? And this dress…😍
sometimesdesperate:POV: you’re my partner, you’re at work, I’ve stolen your hoodie and now I’m trying to convince you to come home on your lunch break and fuck me in it.
beyescollector:sweeterwhenbroken-deactivated20:Anyone else wake up super early on your day off, decide to dance around, get horny, take dirty pics, then fuck yourself and get tired as hell again? Just me? Oh ok forget I said anythingI have been waking
mary-batman: Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!” It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t/
pearlsclampot: empressque3n: sheila-queen-of-the-slut-people: The real story behind this picture is: the older dude has just fucked Colton for 2 hours under the sun with no lotion on (which explains the red on their bodies), and now Colton is up for
arthetic: voulx: all my mutuals are so pretty and cute and beautiful… the fuck??? thanks i’m gonna thirst follow some of them lov u
Ok so I'm going to shut the fuck and continue reblogging pretty black and white roses now.
miserableand-stunning: tinyhousedarling: toneyspeaksloud: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time Woman: (as man walks in) I can’t believe how drunk you are.Man: (obviously drunk) I am not drunk.Woman: Yes you are!Man: I am not… fucking
Omg. Jen. Jen look at this. Look.
fuckeli: plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
supermariosunshine: supermariosunshine: why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER
kankri-senpai-noticed-you: SHIT! IM LATE FOR WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE 50 SHADES OF NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO DOOT DOOT SKULLTRUMPET A MAKING MY WAY NEPETA IS DEAD [MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE AHH YES THE SCALENE
turntechgodquest: royalcondesce: if you’re a homestuck who doesn’t eat betty crocker anymore i’m going to assume something is wrong with you because betty crocker is fucking delicious and homestuck is not real i see your urlyou cant fool me batterwitch
dead: 2012: lapfoxofficial: i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead i told you dead and i are just friends wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
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