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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: awake-society: My heart ♥️ ♥️ ♥️!! this stuff happens far more often and with far greater regularity than the shit you hear continually reported in the news and by the media. “It is the small everyday
'just friends', don't look at each other like that
verticulars: If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
Call me friend but keep me closer
stay away from fake friends, keep the family close
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
best-of-turnblr: when my friends say theyre happy i exist
stability: me: *seriously vents to a friend* me: *ends it with a little joke to give them a quick escape from the awkwardness™*
I don't want to be the fat friend anymore
acetheticlouis: reblog this if ur the friend that walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small
sambllr: yo i need new friends
habdichverloren: “After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.” — This thought has been haunting me for months (via bled)
just-shower-thoughts: Having no friends finally pays off financially now, since you don’t need to buy presents.
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
raininwallflower:Bro the “we can disagree but still be friends” is true about things like tv shows and shit but not fucking human rights
theyellowbrickroad: when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt
pandorasmuse: When you’re hanging with friends and they start geeking out about shit you don’t know or don’t like.
xcassiekilla: ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in
trunk-slamchest: hennessyhuracan: slickbackjr: “Welp I can’t fix that shit” This was exceptional I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.
heyhayfay: Roomie trying to post good shit and getting immediately flagged , go give her a follow on til tok 😜
elaxisfae: bitchevans: when you’re hanging out with friends and your social battery dies Why is this the most accurate shit? Like I can physically feel the mental “battery on 20%” warning pop up in my brain 😩
When you lose a best friend, it’s worse than breaking up with a boyfriend. Because you lose more than a heart, you lose a little bit of yourself.
bikenesmith: like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit
I seriously wish I had friends that I could talk to, or a family that cared about me…instead of a therapist and a book to write in.
cannot cope HA I’m so weak but you were my bestest friend and this is shit
black-quadrant replied to your post: if you actually really take a close lo… PLEASE. KARKAT IS AN EXPERT SHIPMASTER. HE PLAYS BATTLESHIP WITH LOVE AND NO ONE CAN SAY SHIT OTHERWISE. …but yeah he could stand to get a few pointers. he’d
having an unpopular opinion so unpopular that you just know you’d get shit for it cause people have no chill, so instead of saying anything publicly you just share it with your friend and you can both high five each other for agreeing on the same
expected-teddy-bear: if we become friends and i follow you you’re mistaken if you don’t think i’ll stalk the shit out of your blog like come get me motherfucker i’ve dug through the last two years of your life your naruto phase was A+
halloween-yurble: mutantkacheek:god throwback to when i bought like… half the lab map for a girl i had a crush on no regrets, dude. i sent a bestie vegan/vegetarian foods to feed their neos for like 3 weeks because she was vegetarian and i thought
wakraya: So, yesterday I remembered that Dogs like having something that smells like their owner to be more comfortable at night, and of course it sparked a headcanon that when Jade sleeps alone, she likes having a pile of her friends’ shirts because
flawful-ana: friendly reminder that u can not have a flat stomach ever bc u have organs and shit inside u that need their space
kruled:Why do people delete the original credit to photography/art/design etc?I honestly don’t give a shit if you self-promo but don’t delete the original credit someone put their everything into this painting/photograph/drawing and you aren’t giving
My friend from music college is coming over to jam later and we’re gong to record it for you all so you better be excited.
bootyscientist2: Please hold your friends and family accountable for their fuckery, ESPECIALLY if you know better. There’s no excuse for you to be silent while people you choose to associate with do shit that you know you don’t condone/approve of.
drunkenlyskinny: niggablvd:I swear one of the greatest feelings in the world is when you can feel yourself falling in love with your best friends, and I’m not talking about the romantic kind of love, I’m talking about the “holy shit your existence
atta: lapis and morning glories
l-sula-l: A shimmering siren Rainy Q for @atta Thank you for always being encouraging and kind to me
Seeing these low-lives harassing my friend and giving her shit she doesnt need pisses me off. Seriously get a life instead of making someone feel horrible about theirs.
askcobaltsnow replied to your post: I FUCKING LOVE TARDIGRADES YOU DON’T U… that shit is gross that attitude will get you nowhere my friend
cessium-deactivated20140808: Sassy Gay Friend | Romeo and Juliet
jalexfuck: no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to see because that shit is pretty
i hope you don’t mind me submitting this to you but i saw the bistro post and drew something for it hahaha there’s a lot of customers today :’)pAPS BLAKE INTENSELY i kno that feelthis is so cute thank yoU omfg / / / <333
willamholmes: OK LISTEN UP YOU LIL SHITS IF YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW JUST KNOW THAT YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY YOU WILL MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE ISN’T AS BAD AS IT SEEMS YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS YEAR WITHOUT
gentlemansessentials: FactsGentleman’s Essentials Thought I had it. Best friend and all that shit. In the foxhole together. Turns out, I misjudged her.
I’d friend the shit out of her… And carry her purse in public
