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kuttithevangu:My favorite lifehack is I’m never too polite to take leftovers from any event. “Please take leftovers,” the hostess says, and everyone diffidently murmurs something about the size of their fridge, but I am already sweeping an entire
civilianmemesforfatfetishteens: shitposting-ffa: hahA PART 2 of me coming out of the fridge on twitter to my irl friends I absolutely need more parts to this Tag yourself, I’m the 1400 pound unpredictable animal
incelyoda:me (kyle) looking inside the fridge to eat a snack and my sister (the red guard) who already ate it while i was gone
sepulchritude: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge
trashfirefallon: *cracks open the fridge to drink the Freon* Cracking open a cold one with the boys
young-replica: young-replica: Hello everybody! How are you all doing! Need anything purged? Those stupid undead don’t ever learn haha! Do any of you know where the nearest town to raid ehh I mean the gift shop I need ehhh Jesus fridge magnets.
bussykween: fullmetalfisting: mesaxi: A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007 “It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said
curiousobsession101: gatewaycommunism: queeranarchism: Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages
azvolrien: Me opening the fridge at 2am
smallest-feeblest-boggart: chickenfarmersan: i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge
shitposting-ffa: need an obese man to stop me from doing shit like accidentally locking myself in the milk fridge at HyVee I’m good at blocking the way to things
fuocogo: kyberfox: “I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And
theinfiknight: beholdthemem: theinfiknight: chaoticgood: spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: ansixilus: theghostofsomethingorother: vampireapologist: There is no packaging. It came wrapped in a swatch of cream colored cotton. I have no idea what to do with this stick it to the fridge
its-all-about-the-eyes: wallofdis: ericgeller: toxicsemicolon: #have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge omg I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like
air139: markv5: 😼 😼 What if we kissed in the fridge and we’re both cats?
pruane2: pruane2: just remembered i have a sprite in my fridge
bumbledeefumble: amtrax: dragon-snout: AAAAAAAAAAAH Egg Eggs*fart* This is just me trying to search the fridge for some breakfast
natey-night: khasbuns: themisadventuresofnora: Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel
msaprildaniels:sexhaver:someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it “POISON - DO NOT EAT” in sharpie on both the bag and the food’s wrapper every day and the person still
inthefallofasparrow:transgirl-link:transgirl-link:Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe
normal-ghost:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED “Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat”][I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED “Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn
ms-demeanor:ms-demeanor:ms-demeanor:I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’ve probably got vegetables in your fridge that are starting to go a little off so you should probably plan on making a frittata or a pot of soup in the next couple
thatqueerchoirkid:bubblecarr:domithekingoffools:imaveryevilgirl:I… I just opened tumblr… got bored of it… closed tumblr… and then opened it again immediately….The fridgeThe fridgeThe fridge
lion: when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping
thotprobs: me: *is hungry*fridge: *does not provide*
rizaoftheowls: insuffera6le6itch: what is it with white people and having two refrigerators i was about to say “what, that’s dumb, no one does that” and then I remembered the second fridge in my basement
oknope:if we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE????
jaclcfrost: u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure To the fridge
vegitating: when you remember that you have leftovers in the fridgewhen you open the fridge and its all gone
averagefairy: notlostonanadventure: averagefairy: cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass
pageboi: when u look in the fridge and it dont got anything
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sexypublicpissing: Peering all over myself, my blanket, and my mini fridge :)
thejaybay: Fridge
wakandabooty: You find your homie in your girl’s clothes, going through your fridge like this. What you doin ? 🍑
jamaicanbigbangfreak: Ass out in front of Fridge Snapchat 👻: JaBigBangFreak Twitter: JaBigBangFreak
shaniquadontplay: The Little Voices depression sitting at the left corner. ana sitting beside depression. binging-mia at the fridge. anxiety crying at left (down) corner. self-harm/cutting whispering to me, persuading me. I love drawings like these.
deadjosey: wellheyproductions: FUCKIN’ GENIUS! put that in my fridge
replicaaa: shout out to people who reblog my art it’s like when you doodle something and your mom puts it up on the fridge except it’s the internet
just-shower-thoughts: Browsing Netflix has become like opening the fridge for a snack: look through, leave, lower standards, go back, repeat until something looks good enough.
askbabybones: * so, uh, a lot of you wanted to know how old we are. * not sure how it translates to human years, but there are some pictures on the fridge if you want to check ‘em out.
dreemurr-reborn: * You cannot ditch JERRY. He is in your house.* JERRY is raiding your fridge.[Silly edits huh? Well, be careful what you wish for!][ORIGINAL]
2dart:宇崎月! “We have a fully stocked fridge you know,” Petra said after she eyed the fact that her son was eating fast food.“And I can do what I want with my money,” he replied. He still hadn’t tilted his head up to greet her properly.“Then
biggestboobguns: You weren’t sure what was in that drink you gave her, but half the can had made her tits go from nothing to that. You had three more cans in the fridge…
mlowery8807: Stare at the fridge, looks at the phone. Wake up.
mesaxi: A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007 “It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
jaclcfrost: faygofuckyourself: jaclcfrost: if magic isn’t real then how do you explain It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate no i’m pretty sure it’s
ayothewuisback: Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet
brunettes-n-sunsets: sosa-parks: I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge why am I laughing so hard???!!!
hazzy-osbourne: if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
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livingwithhotmom: As you watched your mom reach into the fridge to make a snack for you and your friends, you couldn’t help but agree with your them. Your mom did have the juiciest bubble butt in the world. Too bad you’re going to be the only one
flablover77: subtlefeeder: Cause and Effect Soon she’ll be pulling up a chair to sit at that fridge all hours of the day as she stuffs her face, thighs spread apart as her lumpy, triple belly hangs between them.