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Dad had come into my room wanting to know why I was hiding up here instead of enjoying my 20th birthday party that was being held downstairs. Trying not to cry I told him that I didn’t want to face my boyfriend who I found out was going to propose to
publius-esquire: Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on Me
busket: joshreads: at last, political campaigning has achieved its purist form: meme fights the founding father are all high-fiving each other right now, in hell presidential candidates are getting engaged in internet fights this is somehow the weirdest
It broke his heart when he found out that due to being ill as a child, his daughter wouldn’t be able to have children of her own. Ever since that day he’d worked tirelessly to develop a new fertility drug, and he became one of the leading scientists
As soon as I heard my daughter get home, I stripped off and went looking for her. I wasn’t going to waste any time with small talk as she was late getting home and I needed to fuck. I found her in the kitchen and without saying a word I grabbed her
In which Hamilton realizes Jefferson has a big, gay homo crush on America.
I looked all over my grandpa’s house for my mother. I finally found her in an out-of-the-way room. I observed her state of dress - or should I say undress? - and smirked. She just smiled at me through the hair over her face and said, “I’
pleiadian-starseed: abathing-africvn: the real founding fathers ❤
stagolee: The Founding Fathers forcefully imported millions of African men to do the work they were either too frail or too unskilled to do themselves. They didn’t see this coming.
lynnlin: “My guest tonight is historian and author Jack Rakove… he’s written a book about the founding fathers, and here’s the weird part… IT’S FAN~ FICTION. HMMMMMM~ SLA~SH.” - The Daily Show, May 10 2010
newpolitics: Mount Rushmore!!! Never thought I’d be #boyding in front of some of Americas founding fathers!!!
I may have been the one who paid for my daughter’s new tits, but those guys up at the community college are really showing her how to use ‘em.I was picking her up from class the other day and found myself in urgent need of some relief, so she got
“its just not the same these days. no more powdered wigs to snatch”
MADPlay “DOTT Remastered”, Part 3: “Hoagie’s Excellent Adventure” Hoagie the grody roadie lazily meanders his world-saving way through post-revolutionary America, pranking the founding fathers and setting buildings on fire.Bi
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Should I Fight This Founding Father?
oppa420: EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET INTO SPEED RIGHT NOW THEY ARENT MESSIN AROUND THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT THEIR DANCES COULD REVIVE THE FOUNDING FATHERS
HAPPY 4/20 😤😝💨 FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY YEARS AGO OUR FOUNDING FATHERS ROLLED ONE UP FOR THIS BLESSED HOLIDAY ✊👅 REMEMBER THEM AS YOU LIGHT YOUR BLUNTS TODAY 😌🌿☝
mother-rucker: The Original Founding Fathers
jon-snow: some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father
beallmysinsrememberd: jon-snow: some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare
thetygre: July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers- July 4th, 12:00 A.M.: July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake
hpdspooker: i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him
micdotcom: “The Founding Fathers viewed the media as an essential part of government and society — so important that the First Amendment to the Constitution is dedicated to the freedom of the press.” Read more (2/17/17 5:35 PM)
siobhanblank: “if you denounce the Confederacy, you have to denounce figures like the Founding Fathers who were also racist”
transaaronburr: fuckboyaham: i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution Hi my name is Abigayle Char'ity Rebecka “Becky”
hellzyeaherculesmulligan: inickel: thomas jefferson and sally hemings did not have a forbidden romance as many historians like to say. sallywas thomas’s child sex slave and it’s time that people know the truth about our founding fathers. He
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afriendandboy: afriendandboy: make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again some thoughts for america 2.0: national anthem is gasolina no founding fathers
zooeyclairedeschanel: zooeyclairedeschanel: something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states is it just me or did cole
memeufacturing: we’ve reached such a weird point on here where it’s somehow completely necessary to have to remind people of the fact that america’s founding fathers were horrible and disgusting racists
kahlil-themulattolinguist: Founding fathers: NOT MY KING Colonies: Yay! Black/brown/Queer/Trans/Muslim folks: NOT MY PRESIDENT Yall: Um, no he IS your president because he’s in power. Get over it or leave!
fakehistory:Founding Fathers react after seeing John Hancock’s signature on the Declaration of Independence. (1776 - Colorized)
comedycentral: Pour one out for the Founding Fathers. Our Drunk History 4th of July marathon starts now.
dominothecat: Welp, now we are working in a new format. 1) FUCKIN 1080p INSTEAD 720p. IS THIS NOT DREAM OF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS? This also means that no more webm. 2) There will be more reblogs from other pornmakers. Mutual reblogs, why not? However,
pettygraham: queeranarchism: zvaigzdelasas: violaslayvis: I think finding out that Hitler was inspired by how throughly Andrew Jackson committed genocide against the Natives would shatter or at least destabilize the ethos of the Founding Fathers &
brainstatic: I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens
heavenstobetsy69: In true patriotic fashion, I’m enjoying s cup of Earl Grey tea, provided tax-free, by our founding fathers. CELEBRATE OUR COUNTRY TODAY, and our freedom of beverage choices ☕️
slice-of-life-twilight: Reading America: The Book - Chapter Two, Part Four Twilight: Hmm… Partner: Is something wrong, Twilight? Twilight: Well, yes. On this page, the book talks about how your Founding Fathers wanted to divide your government into
did-you-kno: America’s Founding Fathers initially had no political parties because they tried to avoid the vicious fighting they’d witnessed within the British government, and they aimed to focus on electing the best candidate for presidency
The truth about the founding fathers those slave owning, sexist, racist, Freemasons of wealth and priviledge that the GOP and Libertarian party speakers so often invoke as if they were summoning up the memory of saints.
Fuck Yeah Founding Fathers
foundingfatherfest: James Madison by Gilbert Stuart, 1804 The most geeky and pathetically adorable of the Founding Fathers. Madison is so fucking adorable. Reading about him in the Hamilton biography that I’ve been committed to is kind of a
I like to add that I love the founding fathers to try and shield myself from people’s blank stares after I say I’m concentrated in women’s history. GOD FORBID YOU HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN MILITARY HISTORY…
This Monday: PBS special on the hottest founding father, Alexander Hamilton.
umi-kun: Today happens to be the birthday of my favorite Founding Father, as well as the coolest Virginian ever… THOMAS “TEEJ MAHAL” JEFFERSON, BITCHES. Just a little commemoration I scribbled today for the event. <3 TJ is not my favorite but
hatterandahare replied to your post:The Doctor is an extremely charismatic and handsome man that travels through time to many different iconic periods. He clearly met some founding fathers. :D dearest donna, in todays fabulous, scary and confusing
hatterandahare: foundingfatherfest: My Little Founder: History is Magic Why yes, I did make My Little Pony versions of Founding Fathers. Used this pony creator (added the Cutie Marks and some other details in Photoshop). They are, in order:John Adams,
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unhistorical: January 11, 1757: Alexander Hamilton is born. Here, sir, the people govern; here they act by their immediate representatives.
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faustyflakes: morally upstanding founding father alexander hamilton wishes you all a safe and responsible 4th of july ✧~*~✧*~
