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andalittlecreamsoda: “Alice came to a fork in the road. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ responded the Cheshire Cat. ‘I don’t know,’ Alice answered. ‘Then,’ said the Cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.” [Lewis
emjoyingfitness: Just remember that abs are made in the kitchen & that you can’t outrun your fork. Nutrition is key.
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
thehipsterlifestyle: buttermilkqueen: u know when u accidentally scratch ur fork on a plate and the screech sounds like satan anally fisting a donkey you put it into words
ice-trae-deactivated20210924: It’s time to to eat you baby girl. But I won’t need a knife and fork. My lips, tongue and fingers will be your undoing.
ruineshumaines: 2012 Holi Festival of Colors at Spanish Fork, Utah. Photographed by Thomas Hawk | On Flickr. You can watch the video here and find some related post here and here.
spoopystationmanagement: phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language
Rafi, the Music Major Whovian
jocalderoneismybf: I just want to say thanks to not only my knife and fork, but also my cutlery. I just want to say thank you to not only my shirt and pants but also to my clothes!
itseasytoremember: no1twerkslikegaston: ariel’s just like “girl I could tell you stories” “bitch i thought forks were for hair, i learned shit from a fucking seagull”
standingpose: nakedbeernight: pappabarelovesnaked: eyelike2look: sexybookworms: Hobo #233: Sylvia Patience Hidden-Forks and also eye would like you 2 look at http://eyelike2look.tumblr.com/archivehttp://eyelike2look.tumblr.com/
strawberryroyalty: luxgay: eating a girl out with a fork and a knife becuase you’re sophisticated
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
loveyou-onthemoon: crystallized-teardrops: ”i hate cheese” gET OUT RIGHT NOW The cheesecake one makes me laugh. Like wow, do you even fork? Pick that shit up.
phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly
savingtheswan: itseasytoremember: no1twerkslikegaston: ariel’s just like “girl I could tell you stories” “bitch i thought forks were for hair, i learned shit from a fucking seagull” Same
minementis: scenicroutes: #this is literally how being nonbinary is Imagine explaining non-binary genders like this though, “Okay so you know how a spork is like a spoon, and also a fork, while also being neither? I am the spork of humanity. I have
nonchalant-fork: Do you think he knows?
starwars: May the Forks be with you this Pi Day.
growingwithgrace:i-am-mx-monster:One thing I’ve learned is that sometimes, the possibility of discipline is as effective as the actual discipline. I present to you, dear Tumblr friends, the most powerful tool in my toolbox: The Trouble Dots. i forking
american-hohoho-horror-story: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this “honey what are you doing”“just jackin my fork off”
scottthepilgrim: hotboysofficial: the future is now jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies
alpha-beta-gamer: Lurking is a freaky survival horror from DigiPen Students, where sound is the only way you see and enemies can hear your fear. A little like our previously featured game - Devils Tuning Fork - the whole game is played in darkness,
auctionhouse69: “I believe in an infinite universe theory. It states that there is an infinite number of universities that diverge at every choice we make like forks in the road.” “That means that in some universe, somewhere, you were five minutes
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