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foreveralone-lyguy: serhardcastle: thecoolsumist: Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso I bet Guiseppe Colarusso is a shit roommate IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough
foreveralone-lyguy: Fuck off Tim
foreveralone-lyguy: I’m not sure which is my favorite
foreveralone-lyguy: Its even funnier knowing that the woman that plays Tammy 2 is his wife in real life
foreveralone-lyguy: When your parents try to act cool around your friends like
foreveralone-lyguy: Make sure you take notes this is going to be on the final
foreveralone-lyguy: Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit
foreveralone-lyguy: My lifeguard friend posted this on facebook today
foreveralone-lyguy: I don’t think this is how you play fantasy football
foreveralone-lyguy: dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: can i stay at your place? no hobo not with that url
foreveralone-lyguy: no laughing matter
foreveralone-lyguy: oh my god
foreveralone-lyguy: I found a picture of black Nicholas Cage.
foreveralone-lyguy: I said no running in the house
foreveralone-lyguy: Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr
foreveralone-lyguy: When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
foreveralone-lyguy: the-fault-in-our-deathstar: The very first fucking card nostalgia pack
foreveralone-lyguy: I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this
foreveralone-lyguy: I love how with technology today you can have a really deep and meaningful conversation with someone all while you’re taking a shit and the other person wouldn’t even know it
foreveralone-lyguy: Sprinkled red-frosted donut
foreveralone-lyguy: faggotsatsix: imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member
foreveralone-lyguy: awkwardrabbit: failstun: tltty: hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order they are the order I’d like a piece of that ass sorry this ass isn’t on the menu
foreveralone-lyguy: I like how there’s a tumblr prom but all the people that are going will just be sitting alone in their room on the computer.
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
foreveralone-lyguy: Studies say that 1 in 10 household items are gay
foreveralone-lyguy: Isn’t nature beautiful
foreveralone-forevertogether: huffingtonpost: When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult? Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question. Please, everyone, watch this video. It is so important and I guarantee you
foreveralone-lyguy: Coming out of the closet idea: if you want to marry your boyfriend find a lesbian couple that wants to get married and have a double wedding where each guy is set to marry a woman. Then at the wedding just before “I do" just
foreveralone-lyguy: allisonargentsarrows: This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this. ok but what that the fuck
foreveralone-lyguy: He looks like a teenager that just received his first kiss
foreveralone-lyguy:Sprinkled red-frosted donut
foreveralone-lyguy: dw: CAN BOYS EVER WALK UP TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW THINGS AWAY NORMALLY OR IS THAT JUST NOT AN OPTION No everything must be thrown basketball style
foreveralone-lyguy: thebrightstar: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: darkenedgamr: That’s a lot of cornbread. that man’s face He’s EATING it How else would you get rid of 324 pieces of cornbread
foreveralone-lyguy: the TSA stopped yet another threat to U.S. security
foreveralone-lyguy: tastefullyoffensive: Animals Stealing Food [x]Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives THE DOG PUSHED THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER HIM THEN TOOK HIS FOOD WHEN HE FELL
My co-workers on their free time watch porn and go out to eat and here I am researching extinct animals and the Universe on my spare time. Mhmm better start investing in cats.
foreveralone-lyguy: Found this in my mom’s high school memories box
foreveralone-lyguy: Its even funnier knowing that the woman that plays Tammy 2 is his wife in real life Lmfao!
![foreveralone-lyguy: tastefullyoffensive: Animals Stealing Food [x]Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives THE DOG PUSHED THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER HIM THEN TOOK HIS FOOD WHEN HE FELL](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f103a8211fd24981626fd760d8abb18e/tumblr_n3u4ehuxcX1qewacoo9_r2_250.png)
