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blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: It’s a size thing guys. It’s not our fault lots of guy’s have an average sized or that some, Heaven forbid, have a little penis, when all we really want is a man with a huge one instead. We don’t get mad at you
tricias-captions: I will vote for any Presidential candidate who promises to pass a law forbidding red heads from shaving their bush.
Jesse: I’m a foster parent for cats. The more movies I do the more guilty I feel and the more cats I need to get to alleviate the guilt from doing the movies, and if a movie is god forbid popular then I have to get even more cats.
nipplefreckle: that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is “much knife”
foreverpruned: marvellousmilk: trebled-negrita-princess: scumplanet: geto-cowboy: darealbrittneyh: This hasn’t gotten enough recognition god forbid we actually see something good on the news for once fucking prodigy man Yes young black king!
jaclcfrost: “you’re too easily amused” yeah god forbid someone find joy and amusement in something even if it’s something silly and be genuinely happy when they frequently feel upset and like shit
piqued-geek: nickelode0n: sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t
raeocchipinti: babycakesbriauna: Because God forbid a young, black male in America actually wants an education. This makes me sick
commongayboy: It’s ok if your son molests children and his own sisters but GOD FORBID a gay person works for your disgusting ass
sonofbukowski: “We are all caught in downmoods, it’s a matter of chemical imbalance and an existence which, at times, seems to forbid any real chance at happiness.”
musicartistwisdom: “If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC” Kurt Vonnegut
that-random-wood-elf: A friendly reminder from one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to (Roger Waters: Us+Them Tour). No one should tell you what to do, what to wear and god forbids NO ONE should tell you it’s not acceptable to be a man/woman,
ideliayun: “naturally, we are all caught in downmoods, it’s a matter of chemical imbalance and an existence which, at times, seems to forbid any real chance at happiness.” — Charles Bukowski, “You Get So Alone at Times That It Just Makes Sense”
claryfightwood: Constantly torn between “my sexuality is none of your business” and “lmao I hope they don’t think I’m straight god forbid”
trebled-negrita-princess: scumplanet: geto-cowboy: darealbrittneyh: This hasn’t gotten enough recognition god forbid we actually see something good on the news for once fucking prodigy man Yes young black king! You better go head!
trebled-negrita-princess: scumplanet: geto-cowboy: darealbrittneyh: This hasn’t gotten enough recognition god forbid we actually see something good on the news for once fucking prodigy man Yes young black king! You better go head! Don’t
babycakesbriauna: Because God forbid a young, black male in America actually wants an education.
kyliesparks27: aconnormanning: chescaleigh: gifthetv: The awkward moment when Shane Dawson complains about diversity on television! God forbid they show representation! He didn’t even attempt to research the titles of the shows and how ABC wanted
weslehgibbins: “What’s wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can’t we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we’re
coachpervman: “To avoid embarrassing themselves and others, wrestlers should wear a jock strap…” Not my wrestlers. In fact I forbid them from wearing a jock under their singlets… and when I’m feeling extra pervy I spike the Gatorade
fohk: “God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself”
demonarkia: suitelifeofdeanandcas: #BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO HAVE THIS ON YOUR DASH God forbid any man I ever date has the anti-possession tattoo because I will RAVISH THEM.
ifyoucarryonthisway: “52% of men say they’d stay with their girlfriend even if she got fat” EVEN if she got FAT!?? wow… someone give these men a purple heart for their courage and bravery. truly inspiring. god forbid i ever get fat and
best-intentions: lemounade: lemounade: if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a
modify-my-skin: Is America even real Like, God forbid you have girls at school wearing shorts but it’s fine to have mostly naked women in adverts And it’s such a big awful shock when there’s been a shooting at a highschool when people are allowed
geekynproud13: pullupthepoor: holmes-sweet-holmes: You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows
chibipup: destinytomoon: wiz-witch: destinytomoon: luischocolatier: lalalere: lalalere: i love that photoset of elsa and her mom because it clearly shows how the mom is literally just an elsa recolor God forbid kids and their parents look
quietstorm-thundathighs: goawfma: yet teachers are about to have guns lol god forbid students order food tho If schools had adequate food…
xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear
chaystar: yaosnonexistentmanhood: caramelcrossing: This is ridiculous. You can stick 17 refrigerators in your pocket, But god forbid you put a fish in a letter.
radioactivepapertowns: celloplayingtimelady: cas-get-into-my-ass: how is this legal it isn’t, Shadow Proclamation forbids it Thank god cause this is literally killing me
You can stick 17 refrigerators in your pocket, But god forbid you put a fish in a letter.
p-curly: Seriously props to Takahashi for refusing to give Kagome any panty shots and also forbidding the animators from doing it as well and they followed her wishes. She wanted to prevent her from being reduced to a fanservice character at all costs
nice-wig-janis: You can stick 17 refrigerators in your pocket, But god forbid you put a fish in a letter.
unicorrrrrn:liberalsarecool:God forbid we give 3% less to the military and save humankind. Jeff Bezos is worth 202,000,000,000Elon Musk is worth 278,000,000,000Bill Gates is worth 135,000,000,000Mark Zuckerberg is worth 118,000,000,000just saying
caparrucia:oviids:i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March God FORBID women do anything!
oak23: So Fifty Shades of Grey is being advertised on bus stops and other public areas where children can see it but lord forbid if you depict a healthy gay relationship in any form of media that children might not even see because it’ll be warping
adoringbeyonce: God forbid a black woman who made such a huge impact on the music industry actually gets acknowledged for her hard work.
God forbid anyone tell me anything like shit I got no friends to pass it along to
illmaticraj: raptorific: carahopsthepond: raptorific: people will say how things are “in Africa” like it’s one big place that’s homogenous throughout but god forbid you say “Britain” when you mean “England” But when you’re referring
letshearitforthisclown: imagine the part of neil ciceregas “as your father i expressly forbid it” where he goes “im your dad”
iwanttobeafirefly: hazel2468: czechs-and-holdings: Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America? “You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?” า,000 a year, no college needed? God forbid you take an
angelbabyspice: staff: danielnelsen: hey @staff quick question,, Yeah? y’all will respond to some stupid @ but god forbid respond to an @ about the fact that there’s proud KKK members and goddamn pedophiles on this site
heedra:America is truly a heinous nation but there’s never not gonna be a comedic lack of self awareness to any post where (to name just a few of the most ironic) white Brits or Canadians or, god forbid, Australians are like “imagine living
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billyradcliffe:smokinthottie:dankmemeuniversity:Yeah God forbid ppl get paid for their work by spending 1 min of their videos mentioning a sponsorIt does not affect the sponsorship deal if you skip that part actually, they’re fine
God forbid I sleep on this hell planet
catgirlforeskin:catgirlforeskin:A lot of people said the 9/11 memorial tribute scene in the minions movie was in bad taste, but I thought it was very respectful God forbid the minions movie support restorative justice and allow the minions to atone for
cowards-sorcery:radiovys:bunchashapes:god forbid women do anything
they-bite:when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
sundragon:duinoelegies:with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he’d be unstoppable#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say ‘god forbid women do anything’
roadhogsbigbelly:i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
everthekinkier: aflyonthewalls: forbiding her from taking her panties off when she plays with my cunt …another form of torture True!
czechs-and-holdings: Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America? “You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?” า,000 a year, no college needed? God forbid you take an honest job ů,000 above Michigan’s
never-let–it-die: czechs-and-holdings: Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America? “You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?” า,000 a year, no college needed? God forbid you take an honest job
