for the text
NSFW Tumblr
find for the text on porn pin board
for the text clips
I don't know why everyone on this blog thinks that I have no confidence. I never said I wasn't beautiful. I pretty much look at my face in the mirror all day, and am very grateful for what I see. My body is a different story, at least in it's entirety.
I've accepted that I will be one of those people who dies looking for a hand to hold. I wouldn't protest if I were told I would die before 30, at this point. I spend so much time weeding the shitty guys out of my life, but no one good seems to come in
I’m going to punch my brother in the face. Making me always late for shit. Stupid fucking dumb fuck.
I’m feeling so discouraged right now. I have a month to master new things that I’m learning just now for karate to get my black belt. I feel like sometimes I’m not given the undivided attention that I need. It’s so frustrating,
Ewe, why the fuck did I come out to Davis to see my friends and have them ditch me to go to bars? I’m in my car alone, because I thought we were going out for burgers/dinner and not going to places 21 and up. Ugh, I’m only 20 and have until
Whatever happens I think I’m going to go away for a long time. I’m forsure going to move. Why is it that I get all the assholes, and not want to leave them though? I can’t believe he did this to me. I know he’s scared too and that
Boys used to not affect me. The guy that I was talking to ended things tonight. I mean, it did kind of go downhill, but I tried. I really like/liked him. I cried my eyes out and I never cry for anyone! 😧😔😒…I mean, he wants to be friends,
You know, I use the “#pony” tag for basically anything that involves MLP universe, but that admittedly makes it feel sorta awkward when reblogging something only involving MLP characters that aren’t only ponies, like Spike or something :s
death-limes: venipede: osteophagy: endcetaceanexploitation: Washoe was a chimp who was taught sign language. One of Washoe’s caretakers was pregnant and missed work for many weeks after she miscarried. Roger Fouts recounts the following situation:
hvit-ravn: ‘flower crown for a future king!’ ‘kili, stop it! go away!’
Hello everyone! I’ll be in Toronto this weekend for TCAF! I am visiting, so I won’t have a table, but I will have a panel at The Pilot, Saturday, May 10, 2:45pm-3:45pm about erotica in comics with a bunch of awesome artists! If you’re
aromanticren: “i really need to drive to a fied in the middle of nowhere and scream for hours”
Simple is the best
standardwhore:i hate when old people glare at me for no reason like fuck off barbara you ruined the economy
untrusteveryone: SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH
thebootydiaries: someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection* me: i would die for u
shersock: i love cons so okay yesterday was elf fantasy fair in the netherlands and there were nazguls as well so they were walkin past all lookin dark and shit every thing dark and death aND THEN ”yo guys wait up for me”
trishworthitwalker: me: it’s too early for accurate results. i just need to distract myself also me: *refreshes every site i have open while i feel the ulcer growing*
the-personal-quotes: follow for sexual texts
groovian-whovian: spinningrims: i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have
lenyberry: groovian-whovian: spinningrims: i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone
The text read, “Bathe me, baby me and give me cuddles until I ask for some lovin’“
chekhov: You’re not special for reading the great gatsby we all went to high school
I know I work all the fucking time, i know that it’s your birthday weekend, I know that I’m being a jealous insecure asshole and I know you have other friends but is it too much to ask for my best friend to not avoid me and let me at least try and
Well on another note, I had a date today and we went and saw frozen and it was perfect. and I’m pretty sure that he’s probably the sweetest guy cuz he paid for it and stuff and yea, good day overall :) well other than my cold coming back
anusking: do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day
Just so everyone knows@slutty-nympho is forever girlfriend/babygirl goals. I’d date the fuck out of her. 😘
so annoyin when your card gets rejected at the petrol station after you’ve filled up your car, hold on a minute I’ll go suck it out for u
What does it say about me that the first thought that comes into my head upon meeting someone attractive is either “I want to eat your ass for days” or “Pee on me” ??
This boy. I swear this boy is going to be the death of me. I watched his lips for a long time, wishing I could kiss him. If only.
bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
dashofirish: but why are people talking about bieber getting arrested when ed sheeran saved a kitten from being put down then he posted this on instagram and he made a twitter for graham the cat graham posted a photo too in conclusion ed sheeran
argentsallson: are tumblr and the xkit guy about to duel for all of our hands in marriage or
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
sickandgloomy:fun depression things nobody ever talks about:your perception of time gets all fucked up. did you shower today morning or was that yesterday? how did you feel last week? have you been depressed for a year or two years?nobody fucking knows.
the-relationship-posts: follow for sexual texts
~Texts I won't send~
おっぱい (Oppai), a unique japanese word that describes the feeling of waiting for someone that you know that won’t come back
Sometimes i know for sure, i was born in the wrong time and wrong place.
pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
whoredinarygirl: if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
314eater: naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower
truesoutherncharm: felicefawn: When someone speaks of you negatively, be flattered. To be in someone’s mind is to have power over them. Revel in the fact that they subconsciously reserve thoughts and energy for you. This is gold.
marley93: lifewasted: templeofthebabes: project-alexithymia: skinnyliesandbloodylines: serrabloodsong: empresspinto: reactional: religiousmom: if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong some girls change
modelsof-color:For anyone suffering with low self esteem as a result of a traumatic event : You gonna be touched with love and respect and will accept it , You gonna be desired and will believe it . You gonna start doing something you really like and
For the lonely text-poster
