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“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall for me with two seconds of silence.”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap for today’s pick-up line!
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll make an exception.â€Submitted by mercyhouse.
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
WE HAVE A TRAILER FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. I REPEAT: WE HAVE A TRAILER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.â€
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.â€
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up line keychains are now available for sale at this link!Please check ‘em out and spread the word! :)~ Froggy, your admin
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
some postcard designs for a Seattle Sherlock convention! it’s being organized by the-mamishka; if you live in the area be sure to keep an eye out for more info the postcards will also be offered for sale to those who can’t attend the con :)
Just wanted to shout out a thanks to Sherlock Seattle for asking me up! I was only there four hours yesterday and it’s kind of a blur @–@ Thank you everyone for totally cleaning me out and making it much easier to pack for the trip back heuheu
~click for NSFW selfcest johnlocklock~“Sherlock, did you really accidentally clone yourself?” “Oh John. Since when is anything we do an accident?” Check tags for content warnings. Please do not repost or edit the linked image into
I also made a doublesided bookmark for Breadcrumbs, which you’ll be able to get with the other extras~ This is the same John and Sherlock from the comic I did for it, meaning Sherlock is the Youth, and John is… well, you’ll see :PI
