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urtotallynotpunkrock: my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed
voxmyriad: eyebrowgod: eyebrowgod: a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult? 70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves where is the lie
roadhog really is a criminal because
harleanquinn: doctor: ur acne is being caused by stress Me: so it’s incurable :/ doctor: no! You just need to find a way to relax and stop being stressed Me: so it’s incurable :/
daysofthat1ray: lancerbuck: cat-tully: #same Every artist who takes commissions. Oh :D
pokemon-go-headline: Found this on Facebook
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can we read together
miracujess: I want Moana to become huge. I don’t care if it gets the Frozen treatment or the Minions treatment. I don’t care if the songs get played over and over until they’re unbearable. I don’t care if it becomes annoying and people say, “ugh,
drunklydias: just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her
sexanax: @ feelings, never again pls
weneedtherooks: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Just Checking In 💻 For real tho
thelastpilot: mod2amaryllis: to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you. Me
charmers: in all honesty? chubby people are so cute and deserve more love and less hate
arabellesicardi: things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams
glorioustiel: honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes
sale-aholic: kingpinnn: Kids know. I want to rescue that precious child from Trump.
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cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
valkatra: thomas-sanders-with-vine: That Peculiar Moment 🙇 OH MY GOD
SpongeBob SquarePants
taweeelashawq: my heart breaks everytime a brown girl wishes she had lighter skin, gurrrrrrl looove yourself. you are blessed. you are gorgeous. look how that skin glows and sparkles. you are magical.
Buff Baddies™
booplebuns: prpls-drpls: 17: Draw My Ocs This is how it freaking feels … 100% accurate
thatonecurlygurl: I didn’t choose the Mass Effect life. The Mass Effect life chose me.
rxmxnxff: Couple that should not be romanticised: Harley Quinn and the Joker Couple that should be romanticised: Morticia and Gomez Addams
oprah was here
avas-poltergeist: Plot Twist: Michelle salvages 2016 by having Ava’s Demon return to regularly scheduled updates.
weloveshortvideos: #UnexpectedHeroes Those fast food employees that give the needed amount of sauce
LADIES!
owlturdcomix: “No, it’s NOT YOUR TIME YET!!” image / twitter / facebook / patreon
acoolsuggestion: the struggle of being so emotional yet completely emotionless at the same time
canadad: *anxious at night*next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about”that night: “OR WAS IT”
8hy: seeing people my own age get shit done should be inspiring but it’s actually so depressing
The Sound Of Silence
duckcity: archonthemanic: just-shower-thoughts: You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story. Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story Damn straight
tastefullyoffensive: by Owlturd
ryeloaf: Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
shitboy96: At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares we’re all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle
scuzer: monster girls 👌 👀 monster girls that aren’t just conveniently attractive humanoids with human features but big, hulking bestial and ferocious monstrosities with razor sharp teeth, claws, multiple limbs and eyes and b i g
ethoereal: BITCH ME TOO
rubyetc: guys, please
Thomas Sanders
ameliastardust: why is it that EVERY FREAKING TIME I PAINT MY NAILS THEY CHIP WITHIN LIKE .24503495 SECONDS
retroactivebakeries: why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet
todrickshollow: Bringing this recent classic back
thatonechick339: nervouslikeme: I like how men tell us that periods are somehow simultaneously “not that bad” and also bad enough that we shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of power. This is a very important and powerful text post.
xxxkaitlinxxx: *loses a follower* me: don’t worry 5 porn blogs will have you replaced by morning
equated: “remember that time in 7th grade when you-“
do-as-youre-told: stimmyabby: Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like