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xoxox-shhh: i want to watch you cum for me. do you want to? another round this weekend?
I suffer from delayed ejaculation and it’s driving me crazy. I can’t get off no matter what I do. I’ve been sitting here jerking off for close to an hour and my arm is just tired. Even a Fleshlight, oral anal or vaginal sex doesn’t
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Well then. Holy fuck. I never thought I would make to it 500. Let alone 1000. I don’t even know what to do or say other than thank you all so much for liking, reblogging and sharing my art and such. It means a lot <3 I might do a QnA thing. Is that
fridakahloblvd:hmmmm…..there isn’t a big enough fandom for “how do we relationship” DO I NEED TO START IT MYSELF
cuz sexism and a general distaste for women doing well in sports or anything athletic or active.
thefusspot: Ombra, for cowsgomoose, on account of it’s her birthday tomorrow and she’s a good, good frand. If you don’t follow her already, you prolly should. For real. Do it. Enjoy being older, ya nerd! (Full res)
grapejellyking: why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents
How do y’all kids even afford these apple macbook laptops I can’t even afford food
Alright, slut! You begged for my fat cock. You were all over my junk all fucking night. Guess what… now you get to do all the work. You have the gift of my thick hard meat so use it for your dirty pussy, whore. Chances are when you are done I am going
“The things I do for you” I grumble, as I manually type in the URL for the next page of your tumblr
Fun fact: if you go for half a year without using makeup and then try to do a “Dramatic Lip Look”, you’ll get “Sloppy 90s Goth Lite” instead. You can only save it by leaning into it with all black clothes and Darth Vader
caldenc: like shit I just want to have an intellectual, meaningful conversation and mad sex on the reg
My roommate and her girlfriend are having extremely loud sex in the next room. I can’t even drown them out with TV…… So much for quiet study hours….. :/
tardistiles: whysayno: darlingmelodies: trustmeimadoctorwho: girlgrowingsmall: Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this. this is so inspirational. For real. I am so
carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
sketchyelk: Good to know that my crooked teeth are going to ensure I never get a date. Hey, on the other hand, my teeth are silly as hell, and I’m doing fine. Maybe it’s really about grammar, and then teeth.
plagal: why do i always look hot when no one’s around?
arterialmotive: Imagine what’s it like for Granny in all of the bad ends tho…
midnightportals:Check on your favorite emo baddie (me) she’s not doing ok.
Do y'all realize #blackout did more than gather us for a day of selfies? We are trully socializing,following, and supporting black tumblr posts. Its like every beauty salon and barber shop came together for a block party on the internet. I love y'all
teimfortea:natureboiiii:2jam4u:natureboiiii:2jam4u:lunar-longing:lustt-and-luxury:lostinrapmusic: when you wanna stick up for your own race but know you’ll get off’d if you do. Reblogging for the comment When everyone blames you for not doing anything
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desperationandenial: come and be embarrassed You would be amazed at what some of these guys would do to cum after an hour or two with me. I love picking the most straight and machismo ones and making them do the most unthinkable things to earn the
Me: *satan dragging me thru death, loss and trying times. Literally trying to make me loss myself*Anyone:No one: Fiancé: I don’t think you can help, maybe we need time apart.Me: ok.. Anyone: No one:Fiancé: Me: who do I turn to?? Fuck.Anyone: No
dopest-ethiopian: dopest-ethiopian: dopest-ethiopian: The LONG awaited answer to the “where do you get your contacts” question I’ve gotten for years!!! Message me “CONTACTS” for the website and be sure to check-in every now and then for
bitchpuddinq: why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
blehmieux: it’s so disturbing to think back and realize the stuff you allowed people to do to you simply because you didn’t respect yourself enough to not let it happen
kirbyshay11: It’s nice to be told you’re beautiful or hot or whatever, but I’d love to hear some say that I make things easier, that they’re happy I exist, they don’t know what they’d do with out me, I’m strong, that they hope we never
cc-videos: itsnicholasfraser: When it’s time to wake up but your bed isn’t having it [Alarm buzzes and is turned off] Bed: Hey buddy, what’s up? Where you going? Person sleeping: Noo, why you do this? Bed: Just lay down for a little man Person:
jaclcfrost: going to college is great getting married is great having children is great but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those
tanaebrianab: People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol. They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!”
thicclarrie: “OMG it’s a leap day what are you doing with your extra day!!!!” I’m suffering just like I did yesterday and just like I will tomorrow
alittlebitofstudy: steezyybabyy: princcss: the-misadventures-of-lele: psychogemini: deathtasteslikechicken: abs-gabs: SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they
highenergyjewtrino: poryqon: when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
latinahoops: Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter
vampiregerards: @all the trans people on my dash today: keep doing ur thing ur all cute and perfect
partybarackisinthehousetonight: why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”
skarchomp: Talented people doing art: lol just trying out some new techniques with this advanced program I downloaded, I think it’ll really help with my use of colors and composition! :) Me doing art:
mentally-illectric: things i needed to hear in health class: puberty might make you squishier and its ok vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex genitals do not all look the same and variety is
cam-fangirl: I’m honestly so done with “they’re faking their symptoms for attention!” like do you know that needing attention is a symptom for some personality disorders???? Do you know how paranoid you make mentally ill people that they’re
asian: Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut
bakrua: um. fat people are allowed to be outside btw. fat people are allowed to wear clothes that do not completely flatter them. fat people are allowed to have their belly showing or wear clothes too small for them. fat people are allowed to exist in
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
thegreatandpowerfulversy: howto-joelheyman: highgreenviahilsborough: cassandrashipsit: awkwardprincessally: impbones: briedoof: spectrograph: a good thing to do for your friends with anxiety disorders: if you have a question you need to ask them
gotitforcheap: this customer at work was just telling me about her present for her sons 18th birthday and said she got him 18 gifts each with 100 dollars inside and asked me “do you think he’ll like that?”, yeah listen lady if your garbage kid
avon-repus: I’m ok this is ok everything is ok I can understand I understand his decision let’s just see what he is gonna do now *one week later* 2016 is not real 2016 is not real 2016 is not re-
do-as-youre-told: stimmyabby: Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like
averagefairy: small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on
thebobblehat: floozys: floozys: straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the
memecage: It do be like that.
I am so conflicted because sometimes I want to fucking run away and drop everything because you do things that fucking piss me off, then other times I just want to cuddle, touch your butt, and kiss you all over. Ugh.
heysammy: Look at them. Just.. really look at them for a second
melwantsalokihug replied to your post: quick guys what’s an idea for something to do out… go to a cafe, a museum? idk, go for a nice walk around town. omg this is making me realize how pathetic and lazy I am. okay, so I’m a terrible
queentheydeserve replied to your post: I just had a fucking heart attack while I re-read… LMAOOO YOU yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah girl das how I doooooo
ezramillrs: ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman
doing my goddamn best
heyaheda: Me: *watching OITNB* Me: … Me: … Me: How long do I have to wait for Ruby Rose?
Where do i start...
soulresonance16: jaclcfrost: “that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they
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