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Your mom in her bed longing for me to push my big dick deep into her. Thanks for introducing us
My mom is always a sight for tired eyes
My mom is all ways a sight for sore eyes after a long day of school
I am like the worst cat mom
skimpymoms: My mom hosted a pool party at our house today for all of the neighborhood moms. I felt a little uncomfortable being the only guy there, but mom insisted I man the barbeque and grill some hotdogs for the ladies. Watching my mom’s friends
My mom buys lots of clothes for her store from dry cleaners.. who sell stuff people don’t pick up after awhile. TODAY SHE GOT A SUIT THAT BELONGED TO SHAQ!!!!! :O
My mom was famous for this b
my-milfs-list: What’s for dinner Mom?
taboomansion: = My mom hosted a pool party at our house today for all of the neighborhood moms. I felt a little uncomfortable being the only guy there, but mom insisted I man the barbeque and grill some hotdogs for the ladies. Watching my mom’s friends
My gift for getting mom to the dentist on time.
It’s definitely worth it for me. Members of my family have been in the sorority for generations. My mom, her mom, her mom’s mom … yeah, I’m going to be in this sorority, whatever it takes. Lucky them, they didn’t get picked for the exchange.Is
For a second, Yang just questioned everything she thought she believed.Meanwhile:That’s not even the right faunus species. (I however have to admit that if I crackship Raven and Cinder so hard, it’s probably because it kinda feels like bumbleby,
My mom came back from her overseas trip and brought me this. I laughed quite a bit and she didn’t appreciate it that I called her an international trafficker. For those that don’t get why this is funny, Kinder Eggs have been banned in the
rock-moms: actually just thinking back on it this scene is like rly upsetting just the amount of like. confusion and hurt that steven thought jasper was talking about yellow diamond. because, like. she still thinks he’s rose. she thinks of him as respons
my mom & I went to a salon last night for a party, sat down and got a drink only to realize we were at the wrong party
kagekubi: mom: i think our computer has a virusme, an eight year old who clicked on every advertisement on each game site i visited knowing full well what would happen:
My mom told me just now, “I know I’ve asked before, but can you explain your t-shirt again?” I entered into an explanation, and afterward she asked, “Is that the whole song?” I said no, and I played the entire piece for
fall-out-bangtan: solareola: Thiccolas, the Wide Furby. made of 2 different types of denim for maximum power. Cursed image
Mom showed me she was following the prescribed dress code before reminding me it was time for my 10:00 relaxation in one of her holes.Best. (Home.) Secretary. EVER.
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my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with “nothing” written in chocolate syrup on it
My mom is telling me how she’s hurt that I left the way I did. And all I’m thinking is nope, I don’t care, I’m not regretting this decision after all the bullshit you and the rest of this family have put me through for twenty-one
my-mom-is-ginger: vicael: bonnibelbubblegum: theamericankid: The Reverse Map of the World - If land masses dominated instead of water #YOU COULD DRIVE ANYWHERE holy shit You don’t know how long I have been waiting for this.
My mom said everyone should’ve immediately suspected Gene was hiding something because he does entirely too much hands-on work for a store manager
Mom shows her appreciation for my building her a sun porch.
theodd1sout: Me as a kid.
bronzebasilisk: hyperscraps: vashito: I don’t have chronic pain but this artwork is so nice to look at *^* Just because we’re not writhing on the floor doesn’t mean we’re not hurting. We’ve just gotten really good at hiding it and functioning
monster-staxxx: thissbrowngrl: rubyvroom: fileundermiscellany: garurumvn: mutisija: studiousmedic: mcride: slaygnstonhughes: gabrielleamaris: the-prophet18: universaldelusion: cutecurvycoffeebrat: Lol savage I no longer believe in the human
My mom is the most hateful and manipulative woman I know but shout out to her for buying me that crockpot. I’m gonna make really delicious food with it
my mom got beef with me for no reason.
What do yall moms say when all these Amazon packages keep comin to her house
My Mom asked me why I’m so pro gay rights even though I’m not actually gay and I told her “because it’s so hard to find love no matter what gender you prefer so why make life any more difficult for anyone who was lucky enough to
My mom gave me the nickname “the defender of the world” because I’m always going off about issues that don’t personally concern me as a straight white girl. I’ve always fought for gay rights and against racism since I could hold the idea what
my mom’s boyfriend is muslim….its ramadan…fool is up right now cooking BREAKFAST for himself before the sun comes up. I CAN SMELL THE BACON FROM HERE AND IT IS TORTUROUS.
My mom said she wants a boyfriend. For just dating. I don’t wanna live in this planet anymore.
African American Proverbs
My mom just bought me this for Christmas yayyyyyyy. :3
MY MOM SAID I WAS HEARTLESS FOR NOT CRYING AT THE END OF LES MIS.
erelah-tabbris:holyromanhomo:*ugly crying*God bless this
my mom bought two boxes of kraft spongebob macaroni and cheese because the kids were gonna be here. meanwhile, im hungry and i had to stay home cause i have school work to do and they went to disney. spongebob macaroni and cheese for dinner it is.
my mom yelled at me because i slept in too late apparently and that she was waiting for me…now whos not ready ? her -.-
my mom is so nice like?? so dude I’m seeing is aight. pretty nice, treats me and buys shit for me and I’m pretty sure he adores me which I’m cool with because like since when does this happen? so yesterday I was kinda/not really joking
my-twisted-fantasie: pleasetakemetowonderlandx: I’m so sorry mom.. (via TumbleOn)
my mom and i were having a snack in the kitchen and we were bored so we were trying to look for figures in the granite, like when you look up at the ceiling trying to make out pictures. And we both saw a figure that looks like a creepy alien with a big
my mom is so cute her favorite pokemon are Eevee and Entei. Eevee because it sounds close to her nickname (Evi) and Entei after she saw the 3rd movie with me in the theatre back in 2000. So for Mother’s Day I got her an Eevee figure, an Umbreon
my mom and i have been watching this Kdrama for the past week called Coffee Prince and its legit the cutest thing I’ve ever watched I totally rec it
my mom just told me that lettuce can make you sleepy, looked it up and its true, so that explains why ive been feeling sleepy for the past couple of hours haha cause i ate a big bowl of salad, with cucumbers of course rolls myself over all of you
my mom is totally up for making me a terezi dragon cape aaaaa
Mom wanted me to study hard for my exam on female anatomy..
My mom bitches at me for buying weed then makes me a bacon and egg sandwhich when im stoned im getting mixed signals
my mom is trying to rent our other house and in the renting site online you have to specify what you’re trying to rent and thERE’S an option for stuff like cavern, house on tree and igloo omfgaskn
my mom convinced me to go to a gym for an hour I’m so gonna regret this
MOM, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HOT WHEN I’M COLD?!? well at least I can wear my fluffy robe. ;-;
