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embrace yourself.
kismaayo: job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
ssv-normandy: when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
zacefronsbf: *trying to finger/fist yourself in public like*
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
ryanbeford: Me: I’m so ugly! 500 million other people: NONONO U ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET U ARENT UGLY DONT U EVER SAY THAT!!!! Me: wow I’m really beautiful! 500 other million people: WOW YOU’RE SO SELF CENTERED. CAN YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF????
unperceptible: “how would you describe yourself”
frankensokka: If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time
lol-post: Are you playing with yourself?
bagmilk: *concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
Believe in yourself.
easied: when you embarrass yourself in front of your crush
spookmaster-andrew: triple6y0: aye-aye-captaaiinn: infamousnfamous: primsore: if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons who lives in the vagina of a young teen SPONGEBOB TAMPAX absorbent
oregonfairy: To anyone with an eating disorder on Thanksgiving: I know it’s scary. Stay safe. You deserve to enjoy your dinner. Treat yourself kindly after you eat. You can do this, and I love you.
tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
thegeekyblonde: welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION
