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danksthekitten: just-work-for-it: wacky-thoughts: Food Huggers - Preserving the freshness of leftover produce I need that Super need
knight-sapphic:Different love languages:Knowing someone’s coffee/food order “Saw this and thought of you” textsFalling asleep on their shoulder “Drive safe” and “text me when you get home” Having nicknames for
askrosedust replied to your post: THOUGHT I PULLED FOOD OUT OF MY TEETH … CALL FOR HELP. USE PHONE. CALL ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS WHO CAN ARRIVE THERE PHYSICALLY IT IS THREE THIRTY IN THE MORNING AND I AM IN A BIRDSUIT I WILL CALL NOBODY really thoug
umbra-mist: denzeltip: Lil Umbra. Shouldn’t play with your food, boy. For @umbra-mist. Really glad to see you’re back friend! (Thank you @cirrus-sky for the mama cutie mark idea.) Oh gosh this is so perfect, I hadnt even thought of giving tayhorse
neoliberalismkills: neoliberalismkills: so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food. this has been the single most controversial post I’ve ever made and it’s literally just saying drug
bhm-whim: For those of you wondering about the food challenges and if they are real. I thought I’d share this. Here is my lunch today! The @0nigum0 the the idea of what I all I should get at McDs I went ahead and grabbed a snack as well. :) 4 double
transmess: neoliberalismkills: neoliberalismkills: so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food. this has been the single most controversial post I’ve ever made and it’s literally just
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: just-shower-thoughts: If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them. They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
just-shower-thoughts:I wonder if it’s rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.
just-shower-thoughts: As a parent of an infant, when someone says “I slept like a baby last night.” I imagine them waking up every 3 hours to shit themselves and cry for food.
egomatter: pearls ice cream falls off the cone and she is furious for the rest of the day thought pearl didnt like food? lol XP
darkfiretaimatsu: Please, no more grittiness. Not in my comic books, and not in my food menus~ I thought you preferred honesty, Applejack. Is “grits are awful” too honest for you~? >3> Grits are good, dagfrabbit
thedolcettchef: femcanwomen: “Oh crap,” you thought,”I’m about to become road food.” “We’re almost to the park, honey! Stay hard for me and the girls and I will have you spitted and turning over the firepit in no time.”
feeling when entering a store
rinaskitty: (requested by anon) Daily Diode Doodle number nine!!. What if Satoshi fell asleep on Citron and was sleeptalking?? I thought itd be funny to have what Satoshi’s really dreaming about be food, but for Citron to misunderstand, and take “it’s
jordan-reet: Oh I don’t want to haha. Well I didn’t know how much cooking we’d actually get done in that kitchen fantasy, but I really don’t mind cooking for you. Oh I thought you meant kitchen fantasy like the food would be so good it was
just-shower-thoughts: If a bartender can refuse to serve alcohol to someone who is intoxicated, for reasons of not being an accessory to furthering their inebriation to dangerous levels. Shouldn’t employees at fast food chains be able to do the same
just-shower-thoughts: Why is it socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but I can’t eat food that’s been on the floor for 2 seconds?
just-shower-thoughts: Food is the rent you pay to your body for your life.
visambros: @bionicpaintbucket keeps buying me food because I have no money, so she asked me to draw this for her as payment. This exchange originally came from the hilarious character dubbed “asshole cop” that she made up. We both thought “NO
just-shower-thoughts:Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth
feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish: kittykat8311: pinzy42: just-shower-thoughts: Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth The spicier the better. So what is the culinary equivalent of bondage toffee
guts-and-dragonslayer: aobabe: sometimes i forget shopping tax is a thing in other states. like tf how do u people live there are states without shopping taxes?? i thought i was lucky for living in a state that doesn’t tax clothes or food :/ there
djgilder: destinyrush: djv718: nevaehtyler: “According to JetBlue, the Burkes are at fault for the disruption.” Of course… Wait since when are you not allowed to take food on a plane ??🤔🤔🤔 my thoughts exactly ^ 🤔 so now jet blue
fruitloopsarecool: begmetocome: food-porn-diary: Burger King’s Twix Pie 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 what even is this who thought of this I don’t know, but somehow I’m drawn into it.. And I shouldn’t, since I make gelato and cakes for
bibisarts: just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself. This is the true internal crisis for me
rubysnoot: Gear up yall! Always best to keep your head on a swivel when taming the wild frontier of space! Ruby’s on his way to FWA2018 for fun, friends, and especially food! Hoping to see yall there~!Threw in the background too because I thought
pussy-pat: christel-thoughts: this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost ะ. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/ũ nuts…. do you know how much junk food
ultrafacts: classiclemon: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts LOL. The first thing I thought of was The Simpsons, when Lisa eats Apu’s food and it’s so spicy, she says, “I can see through time.” (I’ve stolen
emzadi: tastefullyoffensive: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts, Part 4 (images via imgur)Previously: Part Three, Part Two, Part One Yea but no on the cat. The cat believes it owns its owner. We bring it food because it demands food. There for we must
just-shower-thoughts: They should invent some kind of edible tape that you could use for holding down parts of different foods, like the ends of a burrito.
christel-thoughts: this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost ะ. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/ũ nuts…. do you know how much junk food i could
just-shower-thoughts: Continuously buying food is like paying the subscription fee for Life.
neoliberalismkills:so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food.
kinkystartshere: xspanked-masters-petx: And you thought chopsticks were just for Chinese food… Hehe
sparklingcleanlies: neoliberalismkills: neoliberalismkills:so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food. this has been the single most controversial post I’ve ever made and it’s literally
christel-thoughts: this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost ะ. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/ũ nuts…. do you know how much junk food i could have
just-shower-thoughts:It’s interesting that the push for marijuana legalization is coming at a time when the junk & fast food industries are experiencing low growth and revenue.
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:just-shower-thoughts: If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them. They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
just-shower-thoughts: If it was mandatory for everyone to work at least a year in the fast food industry, people would be way nicer to each other.
c2oh: thoughts for food
If I had a nickel for every time I almost but down on my lip ring because I thought it was food, there would be no other nickels in the world.
necessaryveganism: Craving non-vegan food doesn’t make you a bad vegan. Those foods are probably linked to some very happy memories for you! Don’t shame yourself over things that are fond recollections. It’s not your thoughts that define you
gunrunnerhell: Cat food… There was this one customer who brought in a Remington 870, and at first I thought he was going to cosign it. However he told my boss he “needed cat food immediately” (his words) and would take โ for it, so we bought
neoliberalismkills: neoliberalismkills:so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food. this has been the single most controversial post I’ve ever made and it’s literally just saying drug
just-shower-thoughts: Spicy Food is like Porn. The normal spicy food does nothing for you anymore so you start moving to more extreme spices.
thingssthatmakemewet: mossyoakmaster: food-porn-diary: Mario Kart cake I made for a 3 year old @katiiie-lynn , or for a 23 year old? 😂😘 Hahaha I’d love that 😂 Haha I thought so!
thewittyarsonist: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: Second weird thought - if the Author disappeared during the 1980s, why did his food stock only start in the 2010s/2020s? “What kind of disaster would need supplies for over sixty years?”The last
halloween-yurble: mutantkacheek:god throwback to when i bought like… half the lab map for a girl i had a crush on no regrets, dude. i sent a bestie vegan/vegetarian foods to feed their neos for like 3 weeks because she was vegetarian and i thought
just-shower-thoughts: If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I’d do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent’s house.
themakerisamotherfucker: paintballedhyena:neoliberalismkills:so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food.Oh I don’t know. I think if you test positive for drugs, you’re probably spending
ianstagram: paintballedhyena: neoliberalismkills:so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food.Oh I don’t know. I think if you test positive for drugs, you’re probably spending it on drugs
serration: I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, “humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders
